...all three of them The Doclopedia #1,044 Ten Things You Didn't Know About...: Magical Girls 1: All Magical Girls are cute, even the naughty ones. 2: Their familiars can be anything from cats to rabbits to talking dolls to ambulatory shrubs. 3: Magical Girls always dress in the same three color combination, with each … Continue reading Riding Off Into The Setting Suns
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The Rare And Beautiful Stinking Fern Of Potawango Island
...they smell just like rotten eggs. The Doclopedia #1,042 Ten Things You Didn't Know About...: The Great Gooey God 1: If you stare at him, you'll go insane. 2: If you touch him, you'll go insane. 3: If you hear him speak, you'll go insane. 4: If he looks at you , you'll go insane. … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Stinking Fern Of Potawango Island
Vote For Ed Fettleminster!
...he's not an asshole! The Doclopedia #1,040 Ten Things You Didn't Know About...: Goblins 1: Most goblins have a phobia about cheese 2: Goblins invented the spoon, but it was originally used as a weapon 3: On Fantasy Earth 2, 5, 11 and 31, goblins are the twisted opposite of dwarves 4: Goblins almost … Continue reading Vote For Ed Fettleminster!
Hey, Creature! Leave Those Squids Alone!
...we don't need no snot control! The Doclopedia #1,038 Moms: Georgia Goatly On ToonEarth 3, Georgia Goatly is married to Gus Goatly and the mother of three children, Gina, Greg & Gilbert. They live in a nice house on the outskirts on Konkville, where the whole family has many funny adventures. As is common … Continue reading Hey, Creature! Leave Those Squids Alone!
How To Teach Your Macaws To Dance
...like Fred & Ginger The Doclopedia #1,036 Moms: The Mother Of All Dragons On Fantasy Earth 9, all dragons have the same mother and she is one big tough mama. Measuring 300 feet long from nose to tail tip, the Mother of All Dragons lives high up in the Razor Mountains, which thrust up … Continue reading How To Teach Your Macaws To Dance
Not In This Issue: Fashion, Red Beans, Juicers Or Fantail Pigeons
...actually, we might sneak in a small pigeon The Doclopedia #1,035 Moms: Mrs. Lutenbacher On Earth 16, Science! rules and robotics got an early start. By the mid-1970's, robots were everywhere in daily life and by 1986, they were very nearly sentient. People were ok with that. In 1995, the first sentient robots, the … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Fashion, Red Beans, Juicers Or Fantail Pigeons
Dances With Ducks
...hey, there weren't any wolves around, ok? The Doclopedia #1,034 For A Good Time, Call...: Fang Lee Good evening, gentlemen. Please allow Min to take your coats. A chill night out, isn't it? Please, have some brandy and take a seat. Now, I believe you were looking for some cutting edge devices to help … Continue reading Dances With Ducks
Chapter 511: In Which Little Sally Traps The Countess In The Loo And Escapes With Our Hero, Who Is Forced To Wear A Rather Unbecoming Outfit
...he was slightly mortified The Doclopedia #1,032 For A Good Time, Call...: The Fun Police Are there grumpy grouches in your neighborhood, citizen? Is there a mean old neighbor who is always yelling at kids? How about some humorless shopkeeper? Well have no fear, the Fun Police are here! Just call us at 555-FUNN … Continue reading Chapter 511: In Which Little Sally Traps The Countess In The Loo And Escapes With Our Hero, Who Is Forced To Wear A Rather Unbecoming Outfit
The Magic Dog And The Happy Cat Go To The Fair
...and they rode the carousel The Doclopedia #1,030 For A Good Time, Call...: Fillandor The Incredible Be it known to all citizens of this great city that, for a limited time, the Great Wizard Fillandor the Incredible will be here offering up the use of his amazing powers to one and all for mere … Continue reading The Magic Dog And The Happy Cat Go To The Fair
Slippery Dugongs Mocked My Weasels
...they were so sad:( The Doclopedia #1,029 For A Good Time, Call...: Joey The Bug When visiting Outland Station 5 for the first time, the neophyte traveler (and even a good many experienced travelers) will find it advantageous to seek out the well known local character known as Joey the Bug. Joey is indeed … Continue reading Slippery Dugongs Mocked My Weasels
Doctor Silkmelon Shows Off His Mechanical Hippo
...an amazing feat of engineering! The Doclopedia #1,028 Girls Just Wanna Have Guns: Martina Olivera, The Shootist Of Martina Olivera's past, little is known. It's a safe bet to say that, judging by her manner of speech, she was born to a well to do Mexican family. Where she learned to shoot with such … Continue reading Doctor Silkmelon Shows Off His Mechanical Hippo
What The Butler Sawed
...an oak log, actually. The Doclopedia #1,027 Girls Just Wanna Have Guns: PinkyPinky And Splatter Nobody knows her real name, but everybody in India (and most of the rest of the world) knows who PinkyPinky is. The masked young lady in the bright pink costume is a champion of justice feared by crooks and … Continue reading What The Butler Sawed
The Positively Amazing, Yet Still Down To Earth, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Giant Jelly Sandwich
...featuring her beautiful cousin, Nelly The Doclopedia #1,026 Girls Just Wanna Have Guns: Olivia Dallas, Monster Slayer From the biography “Slayer: The Life Of Olivia Dallas” “And of course, there was her famous collection of guns and ammunition, all of which were used to dispatch various creatures ranging from two foot tall goblins to … Continue reading The Positively Amazing, Yet Still Down To Earth, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Giant Jelly Sandwich
The Care And Feeding Of Your New Lamprey
...try to keep it away from your face The Doclopedia #1,025 Girls Just Wanna Have Guns: Reggie And Her Mobile Steam Cannon From the remains of a coded message sent to the Prime Minister of England from an unknown agent in India, November 4, 1878 “name is Reggie and I doubt if she … Continue reading The Care And Feeding Of Your New Lamprey
The Tern Worms
...he's eaten about 12 of them so far The Doclopedia #1,023 My Family: Cousin Hank One of the more tragic members of my family is my cousin Hank. Hank is a handsome, intelligent man of good moral fiber. He has never borrowed a dime from anyone and has successfully run his own business for … Continue reading The Tern Worms
Never Tickle A Shark
... Not even with a really long stick The Doclopedia #1,022 My Family: Aunt Wren My Aunt Wren was my favorite aunt. She was always joking around and would take us kids places and she'd read comic books and sing songs. She was a hell of a baker, too, and her coconut chocolate … Continue reading Never Tickle A Shark
Junior Muskrat Shops For A Chainsaw
...and now he is banned for life from MuskMart The Doclopedia #1,020 My Family: Uncle Porky Everybody in the family loves Uncle Porky, even though he was transformed into a half human/half pig after a toxic chemical spill. Once he got used to his new looks, he was back to being his funny old … Continue reading Junior Muskrat Shops For A Chainsaw
Horrid Finger Monsters
...made from horrid fingers, naturally The Doclopedia #1,019 My Family: Sister Zoe My older sister, Zoe, was pretty much your average girl as a child. She played with dolls, liked to read, played games and had a pet cat named Roger. She did well in school and helped around the house. For an older … Continue reading Horrid Finger Monsters
Doc Tempest And The Curse Of The Vampire’s Tomb
...from the June, 1948 issue The Doclopedia #1,015 Guys Named Fred: Fred Baker On Earth 20, Fred Baker was an actor, famous for his roles in such movies as “They Came From Jupiter”, “Attack Of The Killer Turtles” and “The Incredible Growing Man”. In those and nearly 100 other science fiction films made between 1949 and 1973, Fred … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Curse Of The Vampire’s Tomb
My Life Among The High Tech Loving Basset Hounds
...Sasha subscribes to Quantum Engineering Monthly The Doclopedia #1,013 Guys Named Fred: Fred Melendez On Earth 5, Fred Melendez is known as the “Father of Cold Fusion”, the power source that has pretty much wiped out the oil & gas industry. Fred was a 35 year old tinkerer and inventor in 1996 when he … Continue reading My Life Among The High Tech Loving Basset Hounds
It’s Zooby!
...everyone's favorite sea slug! The Doclopedia #1,009 Magical Pies: Winkleberry Pie Of Extra Energy In the Small Folk lands of Bilovia and Cerotania, they grow a very unusual type of berry called a winkleberry. These berries, besides tasting of watermelon, cherries and vanilla, are packed with a form of magical energy. A pocket pie … Continue reading It’s Zooby!
Mr. Porkwaffle Goes To The Beach
...where it seems he accidentally annoyed several sea lions. The Doclopedia #1,007 Magical Pies: Cherry Pie Of Love On Fantasy Earth 24-B, the making of magical potions, which universally tasted terrible and had a very short shelf life, has given way to the baking of little individual pies that not only convey magical effects, … Continue reading Mr. Porkwaffle Goes To The Beach
Blanco, The Horse Who Knew The Way Home
...because the rider was drunk in the saddle The Doclopedia #1,004 Out In The Woods: Bottomless Pond “No, young one, the pond in the woods is not actually bottomless. It has been measured, long ago, as being 2,540 feet deep. That is near enough to bottomless for most people. The pond measures half a … Continue reading Blanco, The Horse Who Knew The Way Home
All I Know, I Learned From Old Jim, Who Lived In A Dumpster Behind A Beer Joint
...with his dog, Amos Day 10: In which we say goodbye to friends and our trip ends on an unavoidably sad note. After breakfast and a few hours checking out Vegas, we took our friends home via the old spacey wacey trick. Brian, Caroline, Lauren and Sadie were dropped off at home in Canada, … Continue reading All I Know, I Learned From Old Jim, Who Lived In A Dumpster Behind A Beer Joint
It’s All Fun And Games Until The Garden Gnomes Crave Human Flesh
...and that's why I don't have any of the little bastards. Day 9: In which we travel westward, see strange stuff and cause a small riot in Needles, CA. After a nice big breakfast at the Big Texan Steak Ranch, we drove over to see the Tin Can Giant, which looks much the same … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until The Garden Gnomes Crave Human Flesh
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