...co-starring her pet jerboa, Earline . DOG ON . . So way back in 2012, at the age of 60, I got hit by a car, killed and reincarnated as a yellow Labrador Retriever. I wrote about it in my January 27th, 2012 post, but I figured you folks might want to know what happened … Continue reading The Big Election Night, But After The Polls Closed, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Whiny GOP Snowflakes
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Therapy Fun: Part 7
...posted in 2025 Therapist, when we were discussing Silky: It's obvious that you loved her. When did she die? Me: April 19th, 1951...October 3rd, 1962...February 19th, 1963...May 10th, 1976...August 18th, 1986...August 23rd, 1998...September 28th, 1998...June 19th, 2006...November 20th, 2018. Not sure how many times over in her Homeline. Therapist: Me: Therapist: I think I need … Continue reading Therapy Fun: Part 7
Tequila Sunrise Pancakes
...not as strange as you think The Doclopedia #1,377 When Harry Met...: Silky The old basset hound looked at the three teenagers and asked “Are you guys ready?” Harry, Ron & Hermione all answered yes. Silky had been training them hard for a month and they were not the same 15 year olds they had … Continue reading Tequila Sunrise Pancakes
He Bought A Yam, A Ham, A Clam And Some Spam.
...Damn! Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,374 When Harry Met...: Daisy As soon as the portkey brought them to the graveyard, Harry was ready with his wand and knocked the rat-faced little traitor back about 30 feet, slamming him into a statue. The helpless Dark Lord was flung a few feet away … Continue reading He Bought A Yam, A Ham, A Clam And Some Spam.
The Only A Couple Of Days Late, But Still Pretty Darned Exciting, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Expired Jar Of Gefilte Fish
...c0-starring her good buddy, Eddie Smulwich Sasha's Bad Day, Part 5 I crawl along the face of the cliff at a pretty good friendly neighborhood Spider-Man clip, which is easy when you have four tentacles and four short little basset hound legs. In no time, I'm a couple of miles away and I see … Continue reading The Only A Couple Of Days Late, But Still Pretty Darned Exciting, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Expired Jar Of Gefilte Fish
The Way Too Damned Late, But Still Touchingly Sweet, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Lazy Blogger
...co-starring her pet slug, Booger Sasha's Bad Day, Part 4 It only takes me a couple of minutes to find a nice little ledge to sit on while I consider my situation. I got tossed into this world when a plasma state circuit on our dimensional flux stabilizer shorted out. Bang, a trans-quantum tear opened, … Continue reading The Way Too Damned Late, But Still Touchingly Sweet, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Lazy Blogger
Mexican Jenny Had It All Figured Out
...or so she thought Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,336 It's A Trap!: In The Old West “How the blue eyed hell did those lawmen get the drop on us? These hills are rough as a cob and we left town a good half an hour ahead of any posse. … Continue reading Mexican Jenny Had It All Figured Out
Mysterious Spicy Tales Of Science Fiction Detective Horror
...they tried to cover all the bases The Doclopedia #1,333 It's A Trap!: In The Jungle “Okay, let's assess the situation, shall we? That rat bastard Von Danigan told us the Temple of the Red Ape was in that last valley. He sold us a map and supplies and got us bearers. We trekked for … Continue reading Mysterious Spicy Tales Of Science Fiction Detective Horror
Accurate Fart Simulation In SmartBots
...a paper by Dr. Sasha Jane Cross The Doclopedia #1,332 It's A Trap!: In Milwaukee “What did I say, Gino? WHAT DID I SAY? I said taking this side job was a mistake. I said the G Men might be up to somethin'. I said if things went to hell we'd be fucked. AND I … Continue reading Accurate Fart Simulation In SmartBots
Giving Up The Fish Turned Out To Be a Bad Idea
...a hard lesson learned The Doclopedia #1,329 News Of The Multiverse: Sports News Chicago, United States, Earth 1-I: Fans rioted in the streets when the Chicago Cubs lost what would have been their fifth in a row World Series. The Cubs lost on a controversial call of out at home plate after two extra innings. … Continue reading Giving Up The Fish Turned Out To Be a Bad Idea
Ducks VS Turkeys: Now It’s Personal!
...my money is on the ducks The Doclopedia #1,325 Spells Gone Wild: Sleep “Hello? Hello? Hargor can you wake up? Gilia, what about you? Rise and shine, Kelvo! Oh, please do wake up. The entire town is asleep and I'm sure I can't steal that ancient sword by myself. I'm just not strong … Continue reading Ducks VS Turkeys: Now It’s Personal!
The Amazing Spider-Ant
...he is an ant bitten by a radioactive spider The Doclopedia #1,314 Modern Magical Items: Cloak Of Commuting Cloaks of Commuting are somewhat improperly named, since most people associate commuting with traveling on some conveyance like a train or car. The Cloak of Commuting is technically a Cloak of Teleportation that is linked between two … Continue reading The Amazing Spider-Ant
Doc Tempest And The Hammer Of Thor
...from the October, 1957 issue The Doclopedia #1,307 How Did You Get That Scar?: The Pirate “I see you staring at my bosom, mate. Or rather, at that circular scar on the right one, correct? No, no need to apologize. Strapping young lads such as yourself can't help but stare at beauties like … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Hammer Of Thor
Amarillo Armadillo
...YAHOOOOO! Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,298 Strange Bandanas: The Desert Camo One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… At last count, I have 9 different camouflage bandanas. The Desert Camo one is the strangest of the bunch in … Continue reading Amarillo Armadillo
Real Housewives Of Gotham City
...they are a VERY strange bunch Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,293 Strange Bandanas: The Solid Orange One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… The solid orange bandana has no design on it, being just a bright orange color. … Continue reading Real Housewives Of Gotham City
Life’s A Long Song
...but the tune ends to soon for us all The following three entries are about alternate world versions of my friend Jeff Mackintosh, a totally swell guy from Canada who recently lost his fight with cancer. Now, I could have written something sad and serious that goes well with the lump in my throat … Continue reading Life’s A Long Song
Magnetic Super Gloves
...they let you do super magnetic stuff! The Doclopedia #1,288 The Alphabet: Z is for… Zaan Beasts...are a type of carnivorous night predator found on Sklesis 3 in the Earth 6-H reality. They are about the size of a rhinoceros, but much lighter and faster. They look very much like a cross between a dire … Continue reading Magnetic Super Gloves
Rocket G-Men! Episode 3: Nazi Lap Dancers!
...I just misread that as Nazi LARP dancers Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,286 The Alphabet: Y is for… YOW!...was, depending upon who you ask, either a moment of genius in television programming or the worst fuckup in television history. There truly seems to be no middle ground. In 1969, … Continue reading Rocket G-Men! Episode 3: Nazi Lap Dancers!
Sassy Voles Ridiculed My Wombat
...and made it cry Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,284 The Alphabet: X is for… XinGaNox...is the name of the Great Hero of the Cluur People of Altair 5. Born in 1399, XinGaNox became an ordained Most Holy Warrior in 1420, during the Cluur/Hwiffa War. Many infidels fell before … Continue reading Sassy Voles Ridiculed My Wombat
Monster Manual Volume 15: Really Nasty Kitchen Tool Golems
...that Cheese Grater Golem is terrifying Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,282 The Alphabet: W is for… Werewolves Of Milwaukee..., a subject the state of Wisconsin on Earth 1-K wishes everyone else would forget. In 1983, people in and around Milwaukee began reporting “dog people” or “werewolf” sightings in rural … Continue reading Monster Manual Volume 15: Really Nasty Kitchen Tool Golems
Tales Of Interplanetary Fishing
...in this issue: Venusian Walleyes! The Doclopedia #1,280 The Alphabet: V is for… Valley Of The Undead...is a location on Earth 4-B, which is a post apocalypse world that was ravaged by supernatural creatures, mostly the undead. The valley in question is in India and runs 90 miles long by an average of 20 miles … Continue reading Tales Of Interplanetary Fishing
The Triumphant Return Of the Five Blue Budgies
...rumor has it they made parole this time Have I mentioned that Sasha needs your questions for a new rant? Well, she does! Just leave them in the comments here. Thanks, folks! The Doclopedia #1,278 The Alphabet: U is for… Unknown Jones...was the starring character in a series of 15 B movies made by the … Continue reading The Triumphant Return Of the Five Blue Budgies
Sasha Jane With The Crazy Brain
...we actually call her that The Doclopedia #1,276 The Alphabet: T is for… Trogloducks...are a cave dwelling form of primitive duck found in the Lost Lands of DuckWorld 1-D. They are about 20% larger than civilized ducks and twice as strong. Fortunately, they are rather peaceful hunters and gatherers who mostly only come out of … Continue reading Sasha Jane With The Crazy Brain
Why Didn’t The Girl Scouts Dance For Us?
...all they wanted to do was make out Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,274 The Alphabet: S is for… Snake People of Venus... a deadly and cunning race of snakelike beings inhabiting the fetid swamps of the South Venusian lowlands. Despite their snakey bodies, they have four legs and two … Continue reading Why Didn’t The Girl Scouts Dance For Us?
Island Of Lost Moles
...they wandered here years ago. The Doclopedia #1,272 The Alphabet: R is for… Reality Anchor...or Quantum Vibratory Signature, is the frequency that everything in a given dimension vibrates at. It is called a Reality Anchor because it will always eventually override whatever process took you into a different reality and bring you back home. … Continue reading Island Of Lost Moles
