...he was off his feed for two days afterward The Doclopedia #195 Smells Like Toon Spirit: Grandma Gussie's Ghost Many cartoon grandmothers are sweet old ladies who bake cookies and have kitty cats and wouldn't harm a fly. Grandma Gussie is not one of them. She was a cantankerous old gal when she was alive … Continue reading Zany Salamanders Bothered My Dwarf Hamster
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Sunflower Soup
...I'm pretty sure it's not real Hey, let's take a break from 365 posts and read some STUFF! 1: Happy Birthday to Robin D. Laws! 2: My dogs are clean, sweet smelling and huggable after baths last night. They will stay this way for about 3-4 days, then will get less sweet smelling and huggable, … Continue reading Sunflower Soup
The Mystical, Yet Rather Screwball Comedic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Portuguese Prince
...co-starring her new boyfriend, Swanky McDuff Ok, it's official: Facebook is devouring the time I used to spend here. February saw only 6 posts by me. My shame is great. Anyway, in Doc news, we have... 1: I'm about to start up a Pirate series for my regular RPG group. Still undecided as to what … Continue reading The Mystical, Yet Rather Screwball Comedic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Portuguese Prince
Never Tell Your Mom That You’ve Been In A Mud Fight
...mothers tend to get a bit over emotional about such things So, I'm back from DunDraCon. Actually, I got back Sunday afternoon. The con was fun, despite my developing a knack for not getting into any games other than my own. This took the form of games filling up, me misreading times, me falling asleep … Continue reading Never Tell Your Mom That You’ve Been In A Mud Fight
The Moderately Evil Plan Of Professor Breem
...he's trying to work up to unspeakably evil Doc Update 1: Everyone here at the homestead is healthy, altho My Sweet Angel is wearing out after a year and a half of working her job AND doing mystery shops. 2: I appear to be getting a major boost in hours at work, which is good … Continue reading The Moderately Evil Plan Of Professor Breem
An Ibis On The Nightstand
...and a merganser on the headboard Look, kids, it's a new poll! This is not the final list of ideas for a title, but it's a start.
In The Elevator To Hell With The Skull Faced Woman
...taken from a dream I had last night Stuff On The Half Shell 1: Content for the E-zine's first 3 issues is accruing at a nice rate. Still no title for the damned thing yet and I'm trying to figure out a cover style for it. Pulp or dime novel? Played straight or go for … Continue reading In The Elevator To Hell With The Skull Faced Woman
Looney Tunas and Merry Maladies
...I really need a vacation Gaming Stuff 1: I am 75% done with my CC3 map of Hogwarts and the surrounding countryside. It is very much like the official version, but with a few minor adjustments. I think my players will have fun exploring it. 2: I realy need to play in more games at … Continue reading Looney Tunas and Merry Maladies
Worm Salad On A Stick
...yum yum Hot Stuff, with Lobster Sauce 1: My last dream before waking up involved erupting volcanoes, tropical islands, gospel singing fish, stupid humans and an escape plane that started to come apart over the mainland. Pretty normal, by my standards. 2: My plan for the "Hogwarts" RPG series that should start the end of … Continue reading Worm Salad On A Stick
Captain Of The Clouds: A Steampunk Romance
...with dashing heroes, loathsome villains and steam powered airships After a mere cursory look through my files, I find that there are at least 267 RPG characters for me to polish up and put on the upcoming website. I haven't even started looking at the adventure seeds and/or frameworks.
Mrs. Wangdoodle Goes Down Under
...to see the funny animals The Website Poll Reviewed First off, thank you to the ten of you who took the poll. It helped me figure some things out and helped me know what I was not clear on when I composed said poll. There will be another poll about things website related coming soon. … Continue reading Mrs. Wangdoodle Goes Down Under
Chapter 357: In Which Our Hero Inadverdently Triggers A Werewolf Apocalypse
...it's time to move on from zombies and vampires The above lycanthropic micro-rant was inspired by cappadocius Adventure Poll Update: 12 of you have voted. More of you should. Poll will close tonight. Website Stuff: I have found that my stores of gaming writing stuff are indeed of legendary proportions. I should be able to … Continue reading Chapter 357: In Which Our Hero Inadverdently Triggers A Werewolf Apocalypse
The Place Where Kittens Have Tentacles And Ducklings Eat Your Eyes
...EWWWWWWW! Stuff On A Sunday Morning 1: When I announced the upcoming RPG related website, I forgot to mention that everything I'll be putting up there will be system free. That's right, folks, no system mechanics to be found on any of it. No D&D of any flavor...no GURPS...no HERO...no any rules systems. Just delicious … Continue reading The Place Where Kittens Have Tentacles And Ducklings Eat Your Eyes
Orange Parrots Playing In The Trees
...squawk! Enhanced cross-postings from Facebook Just submitted my game proposal for DunDraCon. It's titled "Kill The Wabbit!" It'll be all about hilarious homicide in February, kids! Man, these hounds of mine are some watermelon loving girls! They are scarfing it down as fast as I can slice pieces off for them. Winker has had at … Continue reading Orange Parrots Playing In The Trees
Pictures At An Extradition
...that one made me groan And The Poll Winner Is... CyberPulp Time & Dimensional Adventures! And why did I have you all vote on these genres? Why, to come up with adventure seeds, of course! 1: Death From Tomorrow: Wealthy and important people are being found nude and disoriented, babbling about having been kidnapped to … Continue reading Pictures At An Extradition
The Kitty Cats Burglarize A PetSmart Store
...but are caught the next morning because they overate and fell asleep Mad Gaming (or is it?) Experiment #26C Our next poll will break down the winning choice into sub-genres.
A Sense Of Porpoise
...did that come off as sounding flipperant? Message to my gaming group Due to a whole bunch of factors, but mostly the motherfucking economy (fuck you very much, 8 years of Republican assholery), I am forced to take a break from running our regular RPG sessions. Spread the word please, Sam & Paul. I'll call … Continue reading A Sense Of Porpoise
The Bluebird Of Sappyness
...not as well known as his famous brother So, I've got a couple of ideas for Cheapass Games level card/board games. My question to you, Dear Readers, is: What is the best way to go about making prototypes to send out to playtesters? What about making the final product? I am quite clueless as to … Continue reading The Bluebird Of Sappyness
Go Fast, Then Slow, Then Really Fast
...driving instructions from Christopher, 1989 In my recent post about Game Day, I forgot to mention that I told my players about one of the upcoming segments of our ongoing series: they'll be students at Hogwarts. Now, to explain that. See, right now, the world that they live in is at about the average magical … Continue reading Go Fast, Then Slow, Then Really Fast
Twelve Miles To The Nearest Fruit Stand
...and we were really needing some fruit El Stuffo 1: We had Game Day yesterday and my players had tons of fun, as did I. They managed not only to get their characters all the way to the ruined city of Barchan, but also helped return a Knight and his Lady to life so they … Continue reading Twelve Miles To The Nearest Fruit Stand
My Other Dog Is a Werewolf
...it's a joke, Lucy I must be gettin' old, since in my recent DogCon post, I referred to this years fictional event as "DogCon 2". In fact, this being an alternate year, the con will be called CatCon 2. And speaking of the bigass fictional alternative to GenCon, I shall once again be running a … Continue reading My Other Dog Is a Werewolf
The Night We Saved Earth From The Killer Crawdads
...with garlic butter, cajun rice and plenty of beer A New, Semi Regular Gaming Experiment This will be a GMless experiment in running an LJ game based upon each player representing an island nation and the people who live on it. The rules will be as simple as I can make them. You can play … Continue reading The Night We Saved Earth From The Killer Crawdads
The Enchanted Underwear
...a story of magic and comfort Gaming News From The House Of Hounds Last Sunday, my group got together for the first time in at least a month. More importantly, we were back up to 5 players again. In light of this, I scrapped the "Antropomorphic Otter Secret Agents" fantasy series and, as is the … Continue reading The Enchanted Underwear
Mr. Porkwaffle Climbs A Bubblegum Tree
...and ends up a pink sticky mess HEY! You Dungeon Delving players who have not responded to the last turn had better get with it pronto! I'm very nearly ready to set the rabid opossums on ye! In other news... My garden looks verra verra nice. I transplanted the last of the corn seedlings yesterday. … Continue reading Mr. Porkwaffle Climbs A Bubblegum Tree
I’ll Kick The Troll While You Pimpslap The Ogre
...not a good plan Quick RPG Session Report #1: My home group, after a bit of final character creation work, started the first episode of the new "Magic Returns" series. As I mentioned before, they are a thief, a fighter and a mage working as agents for their governments version of the Secret Service. Their … Continue reading I’ll Kick The Troll While You Pimpslap The Ogre