...and they drink wine The Long & Winding Road Part 30 Eastern Greatwood While the trees here are still enormous, this area is great bear free. There is much wildlife here, as well as the odd ruins of a village or two. This part of The Road is the same as the previous part. It … Continue reading Divine Swine Dine Fine On A Sublime Vine Of Mine
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Soft Turtles
...very huggable The Long & Winding Road Part 29 Realm Of The Great Bear At the point where this 80 mile, southeast to northwest, part of the road starts, travelers will notice that the pine forest they passed through on the Dreaming Road has gotten larger. In fact, the trees are now twice as large, … Continue reading Soft Turtles
Helpful Hints: How to Have Your Pudding Without Eating Your Meat
...pay some sap to eat your meat Hi Ho, everybody! I'm back to blogging after taking two months off to get over the 365 Day Challenge. I also did a bunch of podcast episodes and other stuff.But now, Gentle Readers, it's time for a NEW challenge! So, starting tomorrow, May 12th, I'll be filling the … Continue reading Helpful Hints: How to Have Your Pudding Without Eating Your Meat
Ed’s Big Weenie Is Still Our Favorite!
...especially the chili cheese dog Critter Con 15 Trip Day 7, Con Day Two: In which we celebrate a birthday, get all muddy, continue gaming, flex our DJ muscles, eat more great food, flex our DJ muscles again, and go all super at a party. Before I write another word, let me say “Happy 3rd … Continue reading Ed’s Big Weenie Is Still Our Favorite!
Lumpy The Golem Wanders Around
...he's not the best made golem Critter Con 15 Trip Day 6, Con Day One: In which we recap a party, are joined by an Auntie, get our geek on, and do a pub crawl.Hi folks, Cupcake here. For a bunch of reasons, Grandpa didn't want to write the daily con reports this year. I'm … Continue reading Lumpy The Golem Wanders Around
A Juicy Bit Of Alien Steak
...grass fed aliens, of courseDOC NEWS UPDATE!Just some filler until the Deathmarch starts in about 4 weeks.1: DunDraCon was fun, and holy shit did I need to go to a game convention.2: Everyone here is healthy and doing fine.3: I have the first 5.5 weeks of Doclopedia posts set up to post daily starting April … Continue reading A Juicy Bit Of Alien Steak
Music For Happy Bunnies
...you can dance to it A few things to note, Gentle Readers... 1: I will be going to DunDraCon in a couple of days. I'll post short videos, plus a longer audio report, on Patreon.2: I have the first three weeks worth of Doclopedia Deathmarch entries pre-loaded for April, so come the 4th of that … Continue reading Music For Happy Bunnies
The Secret War Between Glasses And Cups
...civil wars are the worst . The Doclopedia #1,672 Random Character Creation (Horror): What Do You Do? 1: I'm a truck driver 2: I'm a geologist 3: I'm a department store clerk 4: I'm a soldier 5: I'm a college student 6: I'm an accountant 7: I'm a farmer 8: I'm a pilot 9: I'm … Continue reading The Secret War Between Glasses And Cups
Gooby, The Musk Ox Who Thought She Was A Dog, Goes To The Fair
...where she ate 17 different deep fried foods My Gaming Life Is Shifting Into A Higher Gear So far this year, my gaming life, both boardgames and RPGs, has looked like this...Run a D&D 5E game, play in a D&D 5E game, run a game or two at cons, run & play in games about … Continue reading Gooby, The Musk Ox Who Thought She Was A Dog, Goes To The Fair
The Girl With Green Nipples Spends A Week In The Woods
...naked, for the most part Doc Update As I have mentioned a time or two before, I'm on the board of directors of Your Turn! Community Game Events. We are a non-profit dedicated to hosting free inclusive and fun events where people of all ages can learn and play board, card, dice and roleplaying games.So … Continue reading The Girl With Green Nipples Spends A Week In The Woods
The Very Late, But Still Damned Scrappy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Seven Dancing Ferrets
...co-starring her pet duck, Randolph The Gaming Is Afoot! The past few months have seen me hit something of an all high mark in my gaming life. Not since the mid 1980s have I been doing so much roleplaying and boardgaming on a weekly basis. Now, to be sure, I am still … Continue reading The Very Late, But Still Damned Scrappy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Seven Dancing Ferrets
The Wildly Comedic, Yet Somewhat Restrained, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And Auntie Rosie’s Birthday
...featuring Auntie Rosie, of course! Some Thoughts On Favorite Roleplaying Genres So I was recently thinking about the fact that I am both playing in and GMing D&D 5E fantasy games. I'm enjoying them both immensely, but I did realize that, outside of the odd game at conventions, I have not GMed anything but fantasy … Continue reading The Wildly Comedic, Yet Somewhat Restrained, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And Auntie Rosie’s Birthday
It’s All Fun And Games Until Your Face Gets Stuck That Way
...your mother WARNED you, didn't she? The Doclopedia #1,270 The Alphabet: Q is for… Quill Beast..., also known as a Spiny Terror. Imagine a 7 foot tall cross between an Ogre and a porcupine and you are not far off as to what a Quill Beast looks like. They are big, dumb, easy … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until Your Face Gets Stuck That Way
Chapter 704: In Which Our Hero, Being Without Funds, Cons A Pig Farmer Into Giving Him A Five Pound Note
...and a rasher of bacon. DogCon 9 Day Six: In which I update this report throughout the day, just to be different. 8:00 am: We started our day with a delicious breakfast at Pancakeville. That place never skimps on the portions. I highly recommend the cheesecake pancakes. 9:00 am: While most of our … Continue reading Chapter 704: In Which Our Hero, Being Without Funds, Cons A Pig Farmer Into Giving Him A Five Pound Note
Radical Lorikeets Angered My Skinks
...you do not want to deal with angry skinks DogCon 9 Day Seven: In which, while we humans eat an expensive dinner prior to yet another party, the critters discuss their day at the con. Sasha: I started the day playing in the live critters only dungeon with Silky, Roxie and Sadie. Sadie: It was … Continue reading Radical Lorikeets Angered My Skinks
No Man’s Lamb
...those sheep belong to Little Bo Peep! DogCon 9 Day Six: In which I do a very cursory bit of reportage on my day, with critter commentary. The Summer of Love party last night was great, especially for those of us who actually grew up in the 60's. However, as often happens when one dances … Continue reading No Man’s Lamb
Hot Damn! It’s The Dancing Elks!
...and they're wearing tuxedos DogCon 9 Day Five: In which we reach Critter City, meet up with lots of friends and prepare to party. Having spent the night less than an hour from Critter City, we all got up late today, around 9:30. After a fairly light breakfast, we got on the road and rolled … Continue reading Hot Damn! It’s The Dancing Elks!
RAISING KOBOLDS FOR FUN AND PROFIT
...of course, you do have to feed them a baby or two DogCon 9 Day Three: In which we do not have the most interesting of days, but still manage to spin off a new timeline or two. It was hot in New Mexico today, averaging 103 most of our way across the state. Our … Continue reading RAISING KOBOLDS FOR FUN AND PROFIT
We Put The Art In Fart!
...but nobody appreciates us Dog Con 7 Day 16, Con Day 3: In which we see an all goat musical review, indulge in more gaming, eat more food, do more LARPing and perform our annual Old Time Radio show. 11:45 pm Another quick update of our day. Breakfast at Waffles From Outer Space. … Continue reading We Put The Art In Fart!
The Sausage Fairies Come Out At Night
...which is good, because they're kinda strange Dog Con 7 Day 14, Con Day 1: In which we review the wedding & party, everybody just plays the hell out of games, then parties like it's 1889 8:30 pm The wedding went off perfectly, with Morris the Cat officiating. For cats, having Morris do … Continue reading The Sausage Fairies Come Out At Night
My Life Among The Tentacled Dogs
...they picked my pocket! Dog Con 7 Day 3: In which we see trained cats, visit a house on stilts, prevent a bear from getting in trouble and watch monster movies. 9:00 am We played Car Wars and other games until the wee hours last night, which explains why only a couple of … Continue reading My Life Among The Tentacled Dogs
Fly Fishing In The Stream Of Conciousness
...and not catching anything OOPS! Forgot to post the Monday entry for After The Change Came. Here it is and I promise the Wednesday entry will go up on time. After The Change Came Series 3 A Night For Gaming And Parenting Well, folks, tonight was Game Night at the old hacienda and … Continue reading Fly Fishing In The Stream Of Conciousness
Floggy, The S&M Cat
...NOT a story for children Doc Update 1: A few weeks ago, I straightened up the game room and turned it into a game room/writing room. This weekend, my madness is forcing me to re-do the library so you can actually walk through it and use the treadmill. 2: If you are going to Dundracon in … Continue reading Floggy, The S&M Cat
Warogobogo
...relax, it's just a nonsense word Doc Update! 1: As announced earlier elsewhere, the doctor took the stitches out of my shoulder and told me I'll be cleared to go back to work as soon as I feel up to it. Given that my arm is a bit weak from lack of use and still … Continue reading Warogobogo
The Mysterious and Tense, Yet Somewhat Psychedelic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Meatloaf Of The Damned
...co-starring her best buddy, Orville Sweetcracker Doc Update Time for an update about life here at the D&G Cross Home For Wayward Basset Bitches. I haven't been doing these as regularly as I used to, so maybe this will be the start of renewed personal updatage. Or not. Healthwise, I'm now taking blood pressure meds … Continue reading The Mysterious and Tense, Yet Somewhat Psychedelic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Meatloaf Of The Damned