Tag: humor

The Really Very Late, But Still Jampacked With Fireworks, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Expensive Shoes

...co-starring her pet dormouse, Wendy   The Doclopedia #1,175 Those Furry Little Bastards!: In Washington D.C. “This is a special bulletin from DNN! PANIC IN WASHINGTON! Hello, I'm David Bentley with this breaking news. It appears that the Pitipati have converged on Washington, DC, and are wrecking havoc in the House and Senate. We have … Continue reading The Really Very Late, But Still Jampacked With Fireworks, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Expensive Shoes →

Tonight’s Episode: Gander & Percy Try To Smuggle A Trained Ox Into The Barndance

...featuring a guest appearance by Don Knotts as Barney Fife   The Doclopedia #1,171 Murder By...: Used Spork “Jeez, Al, what's the world coming to? Wasn't that long ago that a guy with a gun or maybe a shiv could make a good living doing hits in this town. Now, with that green haired psycho … Continue reading Tonight’s Episode: Gander & Percy Try To Smuggle A Trained Ox Into The Barndance →

The Rare And Beautiful Squealing Lizards Of Potawango Island

...they drop out of trees onto your head The Doclopedia #1,119 A Child's Book Of...: Aliens A few excerpts: BALROGIANS are named after the Balrog from “Lord of the Rings, but they are not evil at all. Standing 15 feet tall, the Balrogians are sometimes referred to as the “Gardeners of the Galaxy” because they … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Squealing Lizards Of Potawango Island →

Crazy Dogs, Criminal Cats, Dancing Goats And Befuddled Humans

...on the Magic Bus The Doclopedia #1,118A Child's Book Of...: NecromancyFrom the introduction: “Hello, child! If you have found this book, it means that you are VERY SPECIAL. Do you know what makes you special? Why, it's your ability to do MAGIC! You are not like other people, oh no. You are MUCH BETTER than they … Continue reading Crazy Dogs, Criminal Cats, Dancing Goats And Befuddled Humans →

Chapter 457: In Which Our Hero, Armed Only With A Sharp Stick And A Bottle Of Port, Uses A Clever Disguise To Defeat A French Patrol

...oh, those easily confused Frenchies!   LOOK! Right down there! TWO Doclopedia entries! I'M BAAAACK!   The Doclopedia #1,099 The Alphabet: I is for… Ig The Pig... ...was the nickname given to Ignacio Perez, a young mutant who lived in Ciudad Juarez. His mutation made him look quite piggish, but it also made him very … Continue reading Chapter 457: In Which Our Hero, Armed Only With A Sharp Stick And A Bottle Of Port, Uses A Clever Disguise To Defeat A French Patrol →

The Rare And Beautiful Red Nippled Tree Dogs Of Potawango Island

...they climb trees to catch tree chickens   The Doclopedia #1,096 The Alphabet: F is for… Fog Monsters... ...are a magical beast that likes to hunt humans and humanoids for food. These creatures are not actually made of fog, but can create it magically so as to hide their presence. The fact that Fog Monsters … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Red Nippled Tree Dogs Of Potawango Island →

The Rare And Beautiful Red Spotted Giant Guinea Pig Of Potawango Island

... they're the size of a cow The Doclopedia #1,088 The Alphabet: C is for… Cave Mouth A Cave Mouth is a living creature that inhabits a cave, then forms into a false cave interior. It makes itself look inviting for animals or sentients to seek shelter in. Once an creature is inside it, it … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Red Spotted Giant Guinea Pig Of Potawango Island →