The Rare And Beautiful 27 Spotted Barking Hamster Of Potawango Island

...they don't bark very loudly, but they do it often. The Doclopedia #1,184 Send In The Clowns: Azgoloth, The Last Clown From the diary of Diana Turner Late Spring, 2058? Dear Diary, I don't think I'll last much longer. Haven't eaten in three days. Last night I was on the mountain top, huddled in a … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful 27 Spotted Barking Hamster Of Potawango Island →

The Seasonally Cheery, Yet Really Rather Darkly Foreboding, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Strange Case Of The Reindeer’s Nose

... featuring her younger cousin, Mabel Maroon The Doclopedia #1,182 Send In The Clowns: Stabby, The Killer Clown Stabby (real name: John Stabakowski) was a deranged young man from Encino, California, who wanted nothing more in life than to be a beloved children's birthday party clown. Unfortunately, his choice of “Stabby” as a clown name, … Continue reading The Seasonally Cheery, Yet Really Rather Darkly Foreboding, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Strange Case Of The Reindeer’s Nose →

Drunken Cows Abused My Eland

...and they crapped on my lawn! The Doclopedia #1,181 Send In The Clowns: Boffo, The Clockwork Clown Way back in 1870, in San Francisco, a rather mad inventor named Volmer Heely built an amazing clockwork man. The intricacy of the inner workings of his creation were decades ahead of anything else anywhere in the … Continue reading Drunken Cows Abused My Eland →