...co-starring the Ritz Brothers Doc Update I'm going to try to do near daily posts on here, but you never know what Real Life stuff will pop up to get in the way of that. I hope to post some roleplaying ideas and such, as well as a review of some of my favorite music, … Continue reading The Flying Spanaducci Sisters in “Ropin’, Ridin’ & Romance”
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Bucky & Squint Are The New Black
...no, I don't know what it means UPDATES!: Grace's arm is healing up nicely and she can sleep on her back now, although not for too long...I got one of my slightly less than every two years royalty checks from Steve Jackson Games. $29.99! It will go into the DunDraCon fund...Speaking of DunDraCon, I may … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Are The New Black
The Dreaded Flying Booger Bomb
...incoming!!! The Doclopedia #373 Great Junkyards: Mantoni's Junkyard Founded in 1870 by Enzo Mantoni in Brooklyn, New York, this junkyard is a mecca for tinkerers, inventors and gadgeteers because it has the best science junk anywhere. Early on, old Enzo managed to get salvage rights to junk left on the streets in all five boroughs … Continue reading The Dreaded Flying Booger Bomb
Hugo Drove A Yugo
...and we all tried not to laugh Yarr, ya goggle eyed grunions, it be Talk Like A Pirate Day and Ol' Cap'n Doc is settin' sail for fun and mayhem! It also be the beginnin' of a new week fer the Doclopedia, so ya can take a gander below, iffin' ye can read, that is. … Continue reading Hugo Drove A Yugo
The Rare And Beautiful Dancing Flea Beetles Of Potawango Island
...such beautiful choreography I am sorely tempted to take a couple more staycation days next month. There's a bunch of stuff what needs to be done around the old homestead. Of course, I could also do some writing, too. Here is the final Doclopedia entry for this week, folks! Enjoy it and PLEASE comment on … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Dancing Flea Beetles Of Potawango Island
Tales Of Lusty Wickedness
or wicked lustiness Grace Update: She will be working half days this week, then full time after that. She seems to be healing up at the proper pace and is in less pain every day, although she did have a bout of food poisoning on Sunday night and Monday morning. And now, today's Doclopedia entry … Continue reading Tales Of Lusty Wickedness
A Cute Newt In A Zoot Suit Had Plenty Of Loot And Fruit To Boot
...but he had scoot Grace Update: My Sweet Little Broken Armed Gingerbread Cookie Of Passion took a 2 mile walk this morning up to the McDonalds to get an Egg McMuffin. she did well, although it tuckered her out and she's now sleeping like a comatose log. Dog Update: Winker & Lucy are healthy and … Continue reading A Cute Newt In A Zoot Suit Had Plenty Of Loot And Fruit To Boot
Lace Panties In The Glove Compartment
...thank goodness it was Dad who found them, not mom. The Doclopedia #338 Movies Not Of This Earth: Who Drained Rodney Rabbit? (Smutty Putty Films, 1988) On Earth 95, where Humans and Toons co-exist, there is toon porn, which is both hilariously funny and oddly erotic. The most famous of all this animated smut is … Continue reading Lace Panties In The Glove Compartment
The Journal Of The Royal Society Of GLBT Alchemists
...worth a read, plus they throw a great convention No Doclopedia post just yet, but I want to let y'all know that after Things Found Underground finishes up, I'll do my first Doclopedia/Fiction Blog crossover theme: After The Change Came. It will explain in greater depth more about that fictional setting. Ooh...I feel so Marvel/DC … Continue reading The Journal Of The Royal Society Of GLBT Alchemists
Eating Tacos In Freefall
...eat fast, amigo Ok, no Doclopedia post just yet, but hey, I only have 100 more to go to hit the 365 goal! I was asked the other day what will become of the Doclopedia posts after the 365 point. Here's the low down... I'll still do Doclopedia posts, but most of them will go … Continue reading Eating Tacos In Freefall
Spinning Straw Into Adamantium
...if Marvel had written the fairy tale The Doclopedia #208 Lawmen: Inspector Nick Douglas Nobody wants the Faerietown beat. Dealing with Pookas, Brownies, Elves, Gnomes, Sprites, Trolls and the dozens of other species of faerie that live there is enough to make a cop give up and become a farmer. Which is exactly why Nick … Continue reading Spinning Straw Into Adamantium
My Life Among The Insane Children
...all of whom I am related to by blood The Doclopedia #197 Smells Like Toon Spirit: The Headless Horse There are two very important things that you need to know about the ghostly equine known as the Headless Horse: He's really a very nice fellow and he does have a head. You see, because he's … Continue reading My Life Among The Insane Children
Dragon Pie
...first, you'll need a medium sized dragon The Doclopedia #196 Smells Like Toon Spirit: The Spirit In The Anvil Let's face it, in the cartoon universe, there are lots and lots of anvils. Anvils are the number one item to drop on an unsuspecting nitwit, ranking far ahead of the number two item, pianos. No … Continue reading Dragon Pie
Zany Salamanders Bothered My Dwarf Hamster
...he was off his feed for two days afterward The Doclopedia #195 Smells Like Toon Spirit: Grandma Gussie's Ghost Many cartoon grandmothers are sweet old ladies who bake cookies and have kitty cats and wouldn't harm a fly. Grandma Gussie is not one of them. She was a cantankerous old gal when she was alive … Continue reading Zany Salamanders Bothered My Dwarf Hamster
The 4 Things You Need To Know About Cupcake Gnomes
...#2: they pee vanilla extract The Doclopedia #193 Good Idea/Bad Idea: RoboPets Good Idea: Building sweet little robotic bunnies and kitties that behaved just like the real thing. Bad Idea: Building robotic pitbulls and wolverines. The Doclopedia #194 Good Idea/Bad Idea: Deflecting Trouble Good Idea: Deflecting that 1,000 foot wide meteor away from Chicago. Bad … Continue reading The 4 Things You Need To Know About Cupcake Gnomes
Good Lord, What Has That Damned Hippie Done This Time?
...hippie? BIG NEWS!!! After 6 1/2 years on Live Journal, I'm leaving and taking everything to WordPress. While I have not had any huge problems with LJ, there have been some little things and when you add in the exodus of many of my friends to other venues, I started looking for another blogging joint. … Continue reading Good Lord, What Has That Damned Hippie Done This Time?
Chapter 505: In Which Our Hero, Sodden With Rum And Broken Hearted, Still Manages To Rob A Bank
...and look stylish doing it We end "It Happened One Night..." week with a long one. Coming up for the next three weeks: The Alphabet. The Doclopedia #141 It Happened One Night...: All Hell Broke Loose In Goldvale …1971, at around 6:00 on a summer evening, young Andy Hamblin and his girlfriend, Josie Perkins, both 17 … Continue reading Chapter 505: In Which Our Hero, Sodden With Rum And Broken Hearted, Still Manages To Rob A Bank
Ovoviviporous Snakes Ate My Phalaropes
...I love writing stuff like that Ok, so I'm still one day behind. I suck. Two posts tomorrow, I swear! The Doclopedia #139 On New Year's Eve...: Yu Ming Got A Sweet Deal ...of 1460, a poor Chinese farmer named Yu Ming was walking home from his fields when he was approached by two very tall … Continue reading Ovoviviporous Snakes Ate My Phalaropes
Snowman In The Crockpot
...also known as "water" The Doors Week ends with these two entries. Next week and maybe the week after, it's Retro 365 time again, kids! The Doclopedia #126 This door would have a long line in front of it, but it's very picky. The Door: To Power Everybody wants power. Some want it for good, some … Continue reading Snowman In The Crockpot
Junior Muskrat Confuses A Bullfrog
...frogs are pretty easy to confuse Maybe President Obama should have gone through this door. The Doclopedia #125 The Door: To Change The door that leads to change is a typical cheap hollow core door like you might find in any hotel room or older apartment complex. The frame is no better than … Continue reading Junior Muskrat Confuses A Bullfrog
The Globe Hopping & Thrilling, Yet Kind Of Cozy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Rat Of Doom
...featuring her Auntie Zazu Doclopedia #122 The Door: To Adventure It's pretty doubtful that there has ever been a time in human history, or even prehistory, when more than a very few people actually sought out adventure. Most humans like it nice and safe and predictable, even if they might tell you otherwise. It is … Continue reading The Globe Hopping & Thrilling, Yet Kind Of Cozy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Rat Of Doom
Watching The Defectives
...not by Elvis Costello The Doclopedia #121 The Door: To Love This week is all about doors that lead to something or someplace. At the risk of sounding a bit gameshowy, let's see what's behind door number one! The door that leads to love is not at all showy or covered in carvings of … Continue reading Watching The Defectives
Not In This Post: Vitamin D, Sexy Nightwear Or Zebus
...sorry, zebu lovers The Doclopedia #120 Potions: Elixir of Healing For our final entry of Potions Week, I must apologize for not mentioning our sponsors, the United Potion and Foods Company, earlier. Ingredients 2 cups of water 1 pinch of salt 1 three ounce packet of Mrs. Fondleduck's Instant Healing Potion In … Continue reading Not In This Post: Vitamin D, Sexy Nightwear Or Zebus
The Demon Children Are Under Your House
...time to move The Doclopedia #119 Potions: Potion of Incredible Luck Ingredients 2 six sided dice carved from the thigh bone of a gambler who died of old age 11 drops of blood from a drunken crapshooter 1 gold coin that has been used to win at least 9 bets An IOU, for … Continue reading The Demon Children Are Under Your House
Whack A Gnoll!
...the new & fun carnival game The Doclopedia #118 Potions: Polymorph Potion Ingredients 1 quart ocean water, taken from at least 5 miles out from the shore and during a storm. 1 quart of steam taken from water thrown onto a red hot iron plate 6 drops of doppleganger blood 1 teaspoon essence … Continue reading Whack A Gnoll!
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