...probably from an iguanadon Hey! Look! Saturday's post TODAY! The Doclopedia #117 Potions: Salve Of Protection From All Types Of Fire Ingredients 1 quart of fresh dragon sperm, not to be more than 2 hours out of the dragon. 1 quart of summer breeze collected at high noon on midsummers day from Doom Hill … Continue reading Handsome Joe Finds A Dinosaur Bone
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Zoe & Chloe, The Magical Voles
...and their adventure in the big castle Ok, here is the entry for Friday, because I may not be online or able to use this laptop all weekend. The Doclopedia #116 Potions: Potion Of Necromantic Power Ingredients 3 well rotted human or demihuman brains The freshly chopped heart of an evil man 1 gallon … Continue reading Zoe & Chloe, The Magical Voles
The Rare And Beautiful And Huggable Giant Yellow Bunnies Of Potawango Island
...I'm gonna hug 'em and squeeze 'em, George. HAPPY 14th ANNIVERSARY TO MY SWEET ANGEL, GRACE! I love you, baby! And now... The Doclopedia #83 Yippie Ky Ay, Joe's in the Wild West! Average Joes: Joe Chang, Bathhouse Proprietor Yes, yes...you've come to the right place for a bath, sir. For only 50 cents, we'll fix … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful And Huggable Giant Yellow Bunnies Of Potawango Island
Desmond Favored Brunettes In Stews
... but for curries, he preferred redheads The Doclopedia #74 AD&D Monsters As Characters: Lola the Night Hag Mayor Lola is everything a Night Hag is not supposed to be: Beautiful, kind, caring, Lawful Good and a vegetarian. No wonder she was banished from Hades! She left when she was very young, after … Continue reading Desmond Favored Brunettes In Stews
How To Eat Fried Watermelon
...it's trickier than you might think Ok, only one Doclopedia post today because it's my early night for hitting the sack. Two posts tomorrow or I'll refund your purchase price! The Doclopedia #38 Steampunk Grrlz: Molly O'My First off, Molly's last name is not really “O'My”. She took that surname partly to distance herself … Continue reading How To Eat Fried Watermelon
Radar Chickens From Outer Space
...but the G-Men will stop them Note: This post did not make it up on Thursday due to my late schedule and a wanky internet connection. Expect the Friday entry to go up later today. The Doclopedia #9 Knives That Do More Than Cut: The Blade That Curses This knife is cooking up trouble. … Continue reading Radar Chickens From Outer Space
One Fish, Two Fish, Girl Fish Blew Fish
...if Dr. Seuss rises from the dead and carries me to Hell, you'll know why. The Doclopedia #8 Knives That Do More Than Cut: The Blade That Heals Our first knife does the opposite of what most knives do. Type of knife: Single edged dagger Magic level: Medium Intelligence: Low Of the seven knives … Continue reading One Fish, Two Fish, Girl Fish Blew Fish
Big Jimmy And The Woman In The Purple Car
...she took him for several kinds of ride Well, I got my LJ mojo back, then didn't write anything for 5 days:) My request for Theme Week ideas for the upcoming Doclopedia got a few responses, roughly 2/3 of which were usable. You can, of course, make new suggestions any time. As to when this … Continue reading Big Jimmy And The Woman In The Purple Car
Wicked Pigs On The Rampage
...all dressed in black leather Oh, ye heartless blackguards! Ye made yer poor Uncle Doc have to flip a coin to decide if CyberPulp or The Great Tower gets written about on this blog. It breaks me heart that not one of ye could cast one wee vote to break the tie. Ah well, the … Continue reading Wicked Pigs On The Rampage
In The Elevator To Hell With The Skull Faced Woman
...taken from a dream I had last night Stuff On The Half Shell 1: Content for the E-zine's first 3 issues is accruing at a nice rate. Still no title for the damned thing yet and I'm trying to figure out a cover style for it. Pulp or dime novel? Played straight or go for … Continue reading In The Elevator To Hell With The Skull Faced Woman
The Family Friendly, Yet Way Terrifying, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And Evil Zombie Santa Claus
...co-starring her Grandpa Boris Hello, children! It has been a battle these past couple of days between your kindly old Uncle Doc and LiveJournal and this poor old laptop. Many times have I been nearly ready to throw the laptop away and then crush LiveJournal HQ under my sandaled feet. Seems to be an LJ … Continue reading The Family Friendly, Yet Way Terrifying, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And Evil Zombie Santa Claus
A Song…A Dance…A Fireball In Your Pants
...beware of wacky wizards My Plans For Today 1: Write/edit stuff for the Coming Real Soon Now website. By "write" I mostly mean write and watch tv and give demanding dogs and wives some attention. 2: Rearrange things in the library. Since this means moving heavy boxes of books & stuff, I can be sure … Continue reading A Song…A Dance…A Fireball In Your Pants
Harry Potter And The Flatulent Dragon
...actually MORE dangerous from behind The Doclopedia #2 Other Places: Xerilka Xerilka is the female proprietor of "The Last Saloon", a rough and tough roadhouse on the edge of the Terran Territory of Mars. It is, in fact, the last saloon you'll encounter unless you travel all the way around the planet to the other … Continue reading Harry Potter And The Flatulent Dragon
Waldo, King Of The Snow Monkeys
...and a kindly king he is Stuff The polls are kaput, my little tenrecs, and the winners both won by a large margin. So, starting tonight or tomorrow, I'll be doing the daily People, Places & Things bit here, starting with the letter X. Yes, that's 7 days of X stuff before we move on … Continue reading Waldo, King Of The Snow Monkeys
Desmond Never Quite Knew What To Do With The Bodies
...until he learned about wood chippers Poll Results: In the Writing Poll, the clear winner is the modern day OTE style setting. I shall begin writing it tonight and I will keep a running diary/designers notes bit going here. I look forward to your comments, suggestions and criticisms. So far, on the Alphabet Poll, X … Continue reading Desmond Never Quite Knew What To Do With The Bodies
Purple Cheese Whiz
...the product, not discolored cheese urine Once Again, I Leap Headlong Into Potential Disaster Ok, so a time or two in the past, I've attempted to do a post a day on some topic...most notably, my noble 2006 effort to post a different character every day. Well, my little barbecued pork buns, I'm going to … Continue reading Purple Cheese Whiz
The Kitty Cats Star In A Reality Show
...on the cat channel Stuff! 1: I missed the deadline for this months A&E because...well, because I'm a dummy. 2: I now have the outlines/partially written manuscripts for 10 writing projects sitting in front of me. Some of them are about 5 years old, while some are from this last weekend. I'll be having Grace … Continue reading The Kitty Cats Star In A Reality Show
Chapter 813: In Which Our Hero, Freshly Tattooed And Pierced, Goes Undercover In The Dukes Dungeon
...and virtue triumphs over perversion, mostly Quick Stuff Got some writing done today, after 195 chores were done. They had another "Lady Heather" episode on CSI last night. Damn, that woman is hot. This Sunday will mark 12 years since Grace and I drove up to Reno and said "I Do". Poverty shall be temporarily … Continue reading Chapter 813: In Which Our Hero, Freshly Tattooed And Pierced, Goes Undercover In The Dukes Dungeon
146 Erotic Uses For Play Doh
...147 if you have an extra nipple Day full of stuff ahead for me, considering I'm one of the Great Unemployed Masses. Writing is about 1/3 of it, and may keep me away from LJ for a few days...or not. We shall see. Along those lines, I may be emailing some of you gaming industry … Continue reading 146 Erotic Uses For Play Doh
Steamed Punks
...angry Victorian musicians? I'm working on a Brewerton Village synopsis (and the final poll) for later today, but to tide you over, here is a crossposting of something I put up on another blog, where the discussion was writers procrastinating. I have expanded it a bit from the original. When I have had writing projects … Continue reading Steamed Punks
Pie For The Children
...schnozzberry pie Today was a busy day for your old Uncle Doc, kiddies. Let's look at the list... 1: Tended to my two Canine American Princesses 2: Tended to my neighbors three amped up terriers 3: Gave a blood sample that my Urologist ordered 4: Went to fill out a job application 5: Went to … Continue reading Pie For The Children
How Many Times Does 1 Go Into 2? 5…Twice With The Blonde, Three Times With The Redhead
...not based upon any recent real life events Well, My Gentle Readers, today was one of the more productive days of my unemployment (Soon To Begin It's Fourth Smash Month!), since I pretty much evenly divided it between writing and grocery shopping. As always, there was plenty of dishwashing, dog walking, laundry doing, psoriasis fighting … Continue reading How Many Times Does 1 Go Into 2? 5…Twice With The Blonde, Three Times With The Redhead
The 10 Things You Can Do With A Bag Full Of Snakes
...that's a large bag, not a small one Hey, you! Voting on This Poll closes at about 4:00 pm PST, so if you haven't voted, do it now, please. In writing news, I do believe I have recharged my dilithium crystals, since last night, I knocked out just shy of a thousand words of an … Continue reading The 10 Things You Can Do With A Bag Full Of Snakes
Robotic Pirates From The Earth’s Core
...Pellucidarian plunderers So, tonight, I go to turn on the oven to cook a roast and there's a flash of light, a loud BZZZZZTTTT! sound and lotsa smoke. After a moment's surprise, I turned it off. so much for oven cookery in the Cross household for...well, until I get a job and mounting bills are … Continue reading Robotic Pirates From The Earth’s Core
Radioactive Fish Products
...that's some dangerous sushi So, I've been thinking that I want to do one of my creative writing exercises during the month of September. Something I must do every day of the month, sorta like I had planned for the 365 Days, 365 Characters thing back in 2006. Not that thinking up a new Subject … Continue reading Radioactive Fish Products
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