A Million Flying Razors

…and no way to deflect them

My Three Reasons To Be Cheerful

1. WEBCOMICS: From Dork Tower to Narbonic to Girl Genius to You Damn Kid! to Something Positive, I get a good chuckle every day from these.

2. I’M NOT DEAD: Given my Wild & Misspent Youth and all of the ways I have abused my body over these 51 years, I’m pretty fucking luck to still be on top of the dirt.

3. WOMEN: Regardless of whether it’s a female friend, my wife, a female relative or just some babe on the street, women are one of my favorite things.