Mr. Porkwaffle Goes To The Fair

…and eats fried lard on a stick

Stuffola

1: Game room still not done. Stop looking at me like that.

2: After much flipflopping, I’ve decided that my main gaming group will indeed be playing a series based on the Heroes concept, but set in a fantasy world. First session is Sept. 23rd. The system will be FUDGE based.

3: Watched CNN today. Have decided that, using Gen. Petraeus/White House math & logic, I weigh 150 pounds, am worth 47 million dollars, am only 19 years old and have a 15 inch penis. Oh, and both my dogs can talk.

4: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull? Too long, but I’ll sure as hell go see it next May.

Bedtime now. More blogging soon.

One thought on “Mr. Porkwaffle Goes To The Fair

  1. LOL!
    Watched CNN today. Have decided that, using Gen. Petraeus/White House math & logic, I weigh 150 pounds, am worth 47 million dollars, am only 19 years old and have a 15 inch penis. Oh, and both my dogs can talk.
    That’s another one for the funny quotes file!
    -L.

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