...and maybe a glass of happy milk? The Doclopedia #824 Weights & Measures: 8,471 Miles Yes, folks, 8,471 miles is the length of the Mysterious Yellow Stripe thay appeared during the night in Canada, the United States & Mexico. This meandering strip of what appears to be paint of some sort, starts in Northern … Continue reading Would You Care For A Feel Good Cookie?
Month: October 2012
Dog Rice: The Perfect Food?
...for dogs! The Doclopedia #821 Weights & Measures: 56.75 Pounds 16.75 pounds is the weight of the dead alien that was pulled from a small spacecraft that crashed onto the field during Superbowl XXXIV. Given that tens of millions of people from around the world witnessed the event, which killed 5 players and injured … Continue reading Dog Rice: The Perfect Food?
Chapter 577: In Which Our Hero, Assisted By Ted The Basset Hound And A Halfwitted American, Breaks Into The Church Bank And Steals A Ton Of Gold
...the American was of little use, actually. The Doclopedia #819 Weights & Measures: 1.25 Cups This is the volume of the Great Protoplasmic Blob when it was initially created by Professor Kimbly on May 3rd, 1883, just 21 days before it destroyed London. At first, the GPB was kind of cute, in a blobby … Continue reading Chapter 577: In Which Our Hero, Assisted By Ted The Basset Hound And A Halfwitted American, Breaks Into The Church Bank And Steals A Ton Of Gold
It’s All Fun & Games Until Somebody Wakes Up The Golem
...and then you can't find the right rabbi The Doclopedia #817 It's In The Bag!: The Silk Pouch “You...you're Sally Smithfield? Heh...I thought you'd be taller. Huh, what? Oh, Conrad...Orville Conrad. But..*cough, cough*...that's not important. No, not enough time for an ambulance. Those Nazi bastards got me good. Now you listen, Sally. You've gotta...*cough, cough, … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until Somebody Wakes Up The Golem
Primitive Peonies Polluted My Poppies
...now my poppies must try to live with that The Doclopedia #816 It's In The Bag!: The Burlap Sack “Lem! Lem! Oh Lordy, Lem, you gotta see this! It's a piece off one of them outer space ships like they write about in them magazines down at Foster's Store! I seen the ship an' … Continue reading Primitive Peonies Polluted My Poppies
Interesting Facts About Birds
...titmice are not mice and they have no tits The Doclopedia #815 It's In The Bag!: The Black Plastic Garbage Bag “Oh my lord! Jimmy Eversol, you scared five years growth off of me! Hon, you need to cough or something when you walk up behind a person. Oh there, it's ok. You just … Continue reading Interesting Facts About Birds
Tune In Next Week For…The Adventures Of Aircat!
...sponsored by Cat's Deli The Doclopedia #813 It's In The Bag!: The Brown Paper Bag “Now listen, Eddie, cos this is real simple. You an' Tony are gonna get in his car and drive out to Long Island to the address I give you. When you get there, you give this Dr. Sindawal guy … Continue reading Tune In Next Week For…The Adventures Of Aircat!
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