Lionfish Surprise

...you're surprised to see one out of water . The Doclopedia #1,762 Six Rumors I Heard...: In The Chow Hall . 1: I heard the Marines are all leaving tonight for an assault on Atlantis. It's going to be a bloody battle. 2: Folks are saying that those new pulse rifles aren't nearly as sturdy … Continue reading Lionfish Surprise →

You Can’t Potty Train A Hippo

...trust me, just don't even try . The Doclopedia #1,760 Six Rumors I Heard...: In The Tavern . 1: Them damn orcs is back up in the woods near the Old King's Road. Maybe a dozen of 'em. 2: Tisyna the barmaid is getting' ready to leave town with that elf fella that's been playin' … Continue reading You Can’t Potty Train A Hippo →

A Bucket Of Barbecued Fleems And A Glass Of Yak Milk

...Mmmmm, tasty . The Doclopedia #1,758 Average Janes & Joes: Joe Turk . Aged 20, Joe Turk is the youngest chef in San Francisco. He works at BingBong Cafe, a Korean/Cajun fusion restaurant on Polk Street. He gets rave reviews and is probably the reason BingBong got a Michelin star last year. Joe looks younger … Continue reading A Bucket Of Barbecued Fleems And A Glass Of Yak Milk →

The 4th Grade Spitball War Of 1964

...fighting was fierce until the teacher walked in . The Doclopedia #1,756 Average Janes & Joes: Joe Pyznowski . This Joe is the owner of J. P. Fresh Fish, and when they say fresh, they aren't kidding. The freshwater fish, shrimp, oysters and clams they sell all come from their own aquaculture farm one mile … Continue reading The 4th Grade Spitball War Of 1964 →

The Yellow Pixie Problem

...they're supposed to be green . The Doclopedia #1,754 Average Janes & Joes: Joe Ferdman . A respected Animal Control Officer in Wisconsin on Earth 378-H, Joe Ferdman is a common sight around the more rural areas of the state. He's been at the job for 30 years now and has trapped everything from forest … Continue reading The Yellow Pixie Problem →

The Slightly Tipsy, But Also Ready To Dance, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Spiked Party Punch.

...co-starring her pet albatross, Todd . The Doclopedia #1,752 Average Janes & Joes: Joe Shimura . Joe Shimura is the Head Mechanic at the Reno Airship Port. He manages a crew of 64 mechanics. They service an average of 10 ships a day. Joe is 45 years old and stands 5' 9” tall. He weighs … Continue reading The Slightly Tipsy, But Also Ready To Dance, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Spiked Party Punch. →