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The Doclopedia #2,238
Creatures To Look Out For: Crabrabs
What in the hell is it with wizards combining parts of two or more creatures to make a new monster? Is there some kind of competition to create the next owlbear? Gods, maybe they all just need to get laid or something.
Anyway, crabrabs are just what you think, part crab, part rabbit, 100% creepy. From a distance, they look like rabbits, but when you get up close (Note: DON’T get up close), you see that their forelegs have big crab claws and their backs and bellies have shells. Did I mention the carnivore teeth? Yeah, they have those.
When crabrabs attack, the whole adult warren joins in. That will be anywhere from 10 to 60 fast little horrors coming after you. If you are riding a horse, you’ll probably escape. Running is probably not going to save you.
If you ever come upon a wizard who creates shit like this, kill him or her and do the world a favor.
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The Doclopedia #2,239
Creatures To Look Out For: Moon Pigs
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Moon Pigs, as the name sort of implies, only venture into our world when the moon is full and bright. As pigs go, they are medium sized and very pale. Their eyes all glow blue and they seem to float along rather than walk. They cannot be captured or even killed. The just pop into our world, eat night blooming flowers and SHIT GOLD!
No, I am not kidding. Fresh, hot Moon Pig crap is 100% gold. After it leaves the pig, you have about 2 minutes to grab it up and put it in a silk bag. For some reason that you really never want a sage or wizard to try to explain to you, the silk allows it to cool sown and still remain gold. Any shit that does not get bagged turns into regular shit. I’m told it makes excellent fertilizer, but since I’m an adventurer, I don’t give a rat’s ass about that.
Smart folks go out into a clearing in the woods and plant the hell out of night blooming flowers, then stake the area out during the full moon.
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