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The Doclopedia #2,306
Good News & Bad News!: About The Ring You Found!
Good: That is a magic ring, for sure. Divination spells have determined that it’s a Ring Of Superiority In Battle, which is pretty much right up your street, young sir.
You see, while wearing this ring, your prowess in battle will increase fivefold. You will strike blows more often, doing greater damage. Your battle cry will inflame your troops and fill your foes with fear. You will become the stuff of legends.
Bad: But wait, good sir, before slipping that ring upon your finger. Items as powerful as this exact a price. In this case, as your prowess on the battlefield grows, your prowess in the bed chamber will diminish. In rather short time you will be unable to achieve that rigidness one requires in lovemaking. Rather worse, you will lose interest in intimacy of any sort.
Oh no, young sir, removing the ring long enough to do the pleasant deed will cause the ring to vanish for twice the lifetime of a man. If you wish to be legendary in battle, you must not remove it until you feel your time to stop soldiering is done.
Yes, it is a damnable choice, isn’t it? Allow me to pour you some wine while you think it over.
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