...it's a totally different one The Doclopedia #1,425 Dangerous Dames: Louanne Warnok Name: Luanne Warnok Aliases: Luanne Briggs Age: 45 Hair: Blonde Eyes: Blue Height: 5'11” Weight: 180 lbs Last Known Address: New York City Crimes: Murder For Hire Summary: Luanne Warnok is an independent contract killer and has been since she was 17 years … Continue reading This Is Not The Transdimensional Vortex Inducer You Are Looking For
Author: Doc Cross
I'm Doc. I live in Sacramento, California with my wife, Grace, and two dogs named Yoyo and Duke. I've been blogging for 22 years. I'm a TTRPG gamer, a gardener, dog lover, cook, and unrepentant scalawag. I write things that I think people might enjoy reading, especially if they are roleplayers or just strange. I hope you enjoy reading my stuff.
It’s All Fun And Games Until You Pimpslap A Werebear
...after that, it's only pain The Doclopedia #1,424 Dangerous Dames: Maggie Grimm Name: Maggie Grimm Aliases: The Dark Lady Age: 45? 60? 100? Hair: Black Eyes: green Height: 5'10” Weight: 150 lbs Last Known Address: The Grimwood Crimes: Murder, Possibly Cannibalism Summary: At some disagreed upon time in the last 75 years, the woman known … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until You Pimpslap A Werebear
The Belatedly Retconned, But Well Crafted, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Blogger Who Forgot Things
...co-starring her favorite dwarf hamster, Ferdinand The Doclopedia #1,423 Dangerous Dames: Rita Lincoln Name: Rita Lincoln Aliases: None Age: 25 Hair: Blue & Green Eyes: Green Height: 5'4” Weight: 100 lbs Last Known Address: San Francisco, California Crimes: Murder, Kidnapping, Grand Theft, Arson Summary: Rita Lincoln was born in Reno, Nevada to a blackjack dealer … Continue reading The Belatedly Retconned, But Well Crafted, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Blogger Who Forgot Things
The Billionaire Dog’s Journal
...it's printed on gold pages New Doclopedia theme! WOOHOO! The Doclopedia #1,422 Dangerous Dames: Lily Martin Name: Lily Martin Aliases: Lily Moran, Lily Magellan Age: 33 Hair: Black Eyes: Brown Height: 5'9” Weight: 140 lbs Last Known Address: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Crimes: Murder, Grand Theft Summary: Lily Martin was born in Halifax, Nova Scotia … Continue reading The Billionaire Dog’s Journal
Grandpa And Brownie’s Big Adventure
...hopefully, a long one The Doclopedia #1,421 Don't Touch That!: Hat Back off there, junior, while ya still gotta chance. That hat belongs to Big Jimmy Farren and it's gonna stay right where he left it until he gets outta Joliet. Same goes for that fine lookin' coat of his. Jimmy told us to … Continue reading Grandpa And Brownie’s Big Adventure
Big Pigs Dancing Jigs Around Their Rigs While Eating Figs
...lit by burning twigs The Doclopedia #1,420 Don't Touch That!: Ring Hold it there, Waltonby. Let's not go touching things too quickly here. I'm certain this is the lost tomb of the mad pharaoh, Ahktenahmen. Legend has it that they mummified him alive and the last thing he said was a curse upon the world … Continue reading Big Pigs Dancing Jigs Around Their Rigs While Eating Figs
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Module L-2: The Creepy Village Of Ploom
...for characters of level 2 to 3. The Doclopedia #1,418 Don't Touch That!: Girl I'm sorry, sir, but that girl is available only for very special customers. You see, she's cursed with both the ability to induce the most legendary orgasms in a man, but then drain their life force, killing them. Oh, no, … Continue reading Module L-2: The Creepy Village Of Ploom
Chapter 551: In Which Our Hero, Now Laden With Gold And Kitchenware, Takes His Dog To London
...the dog's name is Ramon THREE...YES, THREE...DOCLOPEDIA POSTS! I spoil you guys, I really do. The Doclopedia #1,415 Don't Touch That!: Sword Stay your hand there, Brandis. Unless I'm wrong, and I seldom am, that is Nightbreaker, the cursed sword of Lord Yorgon. Stand back and let me identify it properly. Oh yes, this … Continue reading Chapter 551: In Which Our Hero, Now Laden With Gold And Kitchenware, Takes His Dog To London
This Is A Tale About A Story
...about a legend The Doclopedia #1,414 Capes & Cloaks: The Cloak Of Dracula And now, class, we end this semester with perhaps the most famous cloak of all, the cloak of Dracula. It doesn't look like much, does it? Basic black, high collar, long enough to drag on the floor if one is under … Continue reading This Is A Tale About A Story
Don’t Shoot Me, I’m Only The Piano Slayer
...old pianos get real mean The Doclopedia #1,413 Capes & Cloaks: The Cape Of Many Colors I ask you, students, have you ever seen a more beautiful cape? I think not. Yes, Mr. Kervox, the colors are very bright. No pastels or grays here. And look at how the colors shift and flow, but never … Continue reading Don’t Shoot Me, I’m Only The Piano Slayer
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Handsome Joe Explores A Garden
...with his pal Willie the Pug The Doclopedia #1,412 Alt. Superhero Movies: The Pulps While some people like to keep the great pulp era heroes separate from the costumed comic book superheroes, they were pretty straightforward precursors to them. In fact, both Doc Savage and the Shadow heavily influenced Superman and Batman. On Earth … Continue reading Handsome Joe Explores A Garden
Tales Of Pirates & Dogs!
...and dog pirates The Doclopedia #1,411 Alt. Superhero Movies: Other Companies By the 1960's on Earth 1-G, there were very few comics publishers in the United States. Less than 10, of which only 4 published superhero comics. Marvel and DC were by far the biggest and best known, but the other two, Nedor and Charlton, … Continue reading Tales Of Pirates & Dogs!
Not In This Issue: Prawns, Sports Cars,Violets, And Javelins
...but you will find scallops and dune buggies The Doclopedia #1,410 Alt. Superhero Movies: DC We all know how the DC superhero movies have gone in our reality (generally, badly), but if we hop over just a few quanta, to Earth 1-G, things went very differently. To start with, DC has had a much … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Prawns, Sports Cars,Violets, And Javelins
The Better Late Than Never Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Doorway Into The Unknown.
...co-starring her buddy, Wally Knimf The Doclopedia #1,409 Alt. Superhero Movies: Marvel We all know how the Marvel superhero movies have gone in our reality, but if we hop over just a few quanta, to Earth 1-G, things went very differently. In our world, aside from the 1944 “Captain America” serial, Marvel did not … Continue reading The Better Late Than Never Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Doorway Into The Unknown.
I’m Back
...thank you for all your condolences about Silky Confessions Of A Time Traveler Holmes, Sweet Holmes One of the big problems of jumping around time, space and alternate realities is that you very often meet people out of what some would call proper chronological order. No example points this out better than my long … Continue reading I’m Back
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R.I.P. Silky Dawn Cross (2006 – 2018)
At 9:53 this morning, Silky Dawn Cross was relieved of her pain by our vet. She went out with Grace and I there, hearing our voices and knowing she was loved. Her last words were “I love you all”,which is the essence of her in 4 words.Silky was the gentlest and sweetest dog we … Continue reading R.I.P. Silky Dawn Cross (2006 – 2018)
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The Big Election Night, But After The Polls Closed, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Whiny GOP Snowflakes
...co-starring her pet jerboa, Earline . DOG ON . . So way back in 2012, at the age of 60, I got hit by a car, killed and reincarnated as a yellow Labrador Retriever. I wrote about it in my January 27th, 2012 post, but I figured you folks might want to know what happened … Continue reading The Big Election Night, But After The Polls Closed, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Whiny GOP Snowflakes
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