Author: Doc Cross

I'm Doc. I live in Sacramento, California with my wife, Grace, and two dogs named Yoyo and Duke. I've been blogging for 22 years. I'm a TTRPG gamer, a gardener, dog lover, cook, and unrepentant scalawag. I write things that I think people might enjoy reading, especially if they are roleplayers or just strange. I hope you enjoy reading my stuff.

He Bought A Yam, A Ham, A Clam And Some Spam.

...Damn! Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,374 When Harry Met...: Daisy As soon as the portkey brought them to the graveyard, Harry was ready with his wand and knocked the rat-faced little traitor back about 30 feet, slamming him into a statue. The helpless Dark Lord was flung a few feet away … Continue reading He Bought A Yam, A Ham, A Clam And Some Spam. →

The Hella Late, But Actually…Well, Hella Late…Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Lazyass Blogger

co-starring her pet dormouse, Marvin The Law of Unexpected Consequences Made Manifest   So, this happened in 2012, on our way back from CatCon 4...   "Fifteen minutes later, Joe flipped switches and turned dials and we popped up in the middle of London, circa 1972. We had not been moving, so when we popped … Continue reading The Hella Late, But Actually…Well, Hella Late…Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Lazyass Blogger →

Module 1-Y: The Haunted Dungeon Of The Fart Demons

...EWWWWW, demon farts!   The second to last entry for Gardener Dome...FINALLY! The Doclopedia #1,368 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “Y” Y is for: Yolanda Winkleton Yolanda is the Tourist Service Answer Woman in Gardener Dome. The dome gets several thousand tourists a year and Yolanda is ready to answer their questions and help them … Continue reading Module 1-Y: The Haunted Dungeon Of The Fart Demons →

The Really Rather Silly, But Also Strangely Erotic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Panda Of Love

...co-starring her wacky pal, Emma Goosemeyer   I am SO sorry for not keeping this blog updated as often as I should. Life has been throwing me curves for quite a while and this has impacted damn near everything I do. I'll try to be more regular on here. BIG SHOUTOUT TO MY NEWEST PATREON … Continue reading The Really Rather Silly, But Also Strangely Erotic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Panda Of Love →

The Rare and Beautiful Short Branched Itchy Tree Of Potawango Island

...do NOT climb one while you are naked   The Doclopedia #1,369 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “T” T is for Tatyana Lewis Out near the Western Rim of Gardener Dome, you'll find the T. Lewis Goose Ranch. Tatyana and her husband, Ted, raise 6 breeds of geese here. They sell eggs and meat, but … Continue reading The Rare and Beautiful Short Branched Itchy Tree Of Potawango Island →

The Action Packed, But Also Very Touching, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Saucer Men From Neptune

...co-starring her hated enemy, Lemony Fresh Luella Big Shout out to my Patreon Backers! Thank you!   The Doclopedia #1,368 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “S” S is for: Sam 15 Sam 15 is the operator of the Gardner Dome Gaming Pub. The Pub is a popular place and has every type of game from … Continue reading The Action Packed, But Also Very Touching, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Saucer Men From Neptune →