...quite by accident HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY! As a gift to all you mothers out there, here are TWO Doclopedia entries! The Doclopedia #1,340 Enchanted Household Items: Recliner Of Astral Travel You remember how Doctor Strange can cause his astral form to leave his physical body and move around all over, including … Continue reading Mr. Porkwaffle Creates Art →

Spanky The Wonder Squirrel

...don't ask how he got his nickname. Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross A Note From Your Humble Narrator As you might have noticed, posts to this blog have been rather scarce these last couple of months. That's because my shitty day job, for which I have to wake up at 4 … Continue reading Spanky The Wonder Squirrel →

The Only A Couple Of Days Late, But Still Pretty Darned Exciting, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Expired Jar Of Gefilte Fish

...c0-starring her good buddy, Eddie Smulwich Sasha's Bad Day, Part 5 I crawl along the face of the cliff at a pretty good friendly neighborhood Spider-Man clip, which is easy when you have four tentacles and four short little basset hound legs. In no time, I'm a couple of miles away and I see … Continue reading The Only A Couple Of Days Late, But Still Pretty Darned Exciting, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Expired Jar Of Gefilte Fish →

The Way Too Damned Late, But Still Touchingly Sweet, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Lazy Blogger

...co-starring her pet slug, Booger Sasha's Bad Day, Part 4 It only takes me a couple of minutes to find a nice little ledge to sit on while I consider my situation. I got tossed into this world when a plasma state circuit on our dimensional flux stabilizer shorted out. Bang, a trans-quantum tear opened, … Continue reading The Way Too Damned Late, But Still Touchingly Sweet, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Lazy Blogger →

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Therapy Fun: Part 2

...posted in 2025 Therapist: So, when your husband tells you he's done something wrong, what do you do. Grace: I don't understand the question. Sasha: Do you have another husband? Misty: THE DOCTOR ADMITTED HE WAS WRONG ABOUT SOMETHING? Therapist: *begins sobbing* . . Therapist: How do you deal with these frustrations? Misty: I sing … Continue reading Therapy Fun: Part 2 →

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Demon With A Glass Ham

...that doesn't seem right Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross Sasha's Bad Day, Part 3 After about 15 minutes of thinking nice thoughts about working in my lab or garage back home, Otto, my symbiotic ottopus, wakes up enough so that my brain can link with his and I can use his four free tentacles … Continue reading Demon With A Glass Ham →

Zany Skinks Pestered My Jerboa

...and they weren't very funny Sasha's Bad Day, Part 2 The carnivores on my ass are some sort of large raptor and only the thick vegetation and my short stature have kept them from catching me. Just as the vegetation thins dangerously, I see a small crack between two big boulders and dive into it. … Continue reading Zany Skinks Pestered My Jerboa →

Big Turtles

...like, house sized big Sorry for not posting anything sooner, but I've had distractions and been sick. Not a huge post today, but it is the first part of a story about my Mad Scientist dog, Sasha. I'm writing each part in exactly 5 minutes and will post a new piece every couple of days … Continue reading Big Turtles →

Everybody’s Favorite Magic Duck

...Sammy! The Doclopedia #1,337 Interesting Fish: The Five Spotted Groper This warm water ocean fish weighs in at an average of 20 pounds and measures around 3 feet long. It is usually found in water no deeper than 30 feet around tropical islands. Aside from the five white spots along both sides of the … Continue reading Everybody’s Favorite Magic Duck →

Mexican Jenny Had It All Figured Out

...or so she thought Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,336 It's A Trap!: In The Old West “How the blue eyed hell did those lawmen get the drop on us? These hills are rough as a cob and we left town a good half an hour ahead of any posse. … Continue reading Mexican Jenny Had It All Figured Out →

The Slightly Late, But Nevertheless Pretty Darned Thrilling, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Pork Chop Of Doom

...co-starring her younger brother, Half Blue Harvey The Doclopedia #1,335 It's A Trap!: In A Castle “I'm kicking the door open! Grindfal, get a spell ready. Rolf, follow me inside the room. Sirina, you fill anything that isn't Rolf or I full of arrows. Sister Blueberry, a blessing might be nice.” “Oh, Great Mother, bless … Continue reading The Slightly Late, But Nevertheless Pretty Darned Thrilling, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Pork Chop Of Doom →

Burritos In The Bed

...frozen burritos! Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,334 It's A Trap!: In Space “I am having trouble mentally processing your story, FangBrother Essossk. You tell me that your ship, one of the best attack vessels in the entire fleet, was lured into a trap by one tiny Vismonti trade ship. … Continue reading Burritos In The Bed →

Mysterious Spicy Tales Of Science Fiction Detective Horror

...they tried to cover all the bases The Doclopedia #1,333 It's A Trap!: In The Jungle “Okay, let's assess the situation, shall we? That rat bastard Von Danigan told us the Temple of the Red Ape was in that last valley. He sold us a map and supplies and got us bearers. We trekked for … Continue reading Mysterious Spicy Tales Of Science Fiction Detective Horror →

Accurate Fart Simulation In SmartBots

...a paper by Dr. Sasha Jane Cross The Doclopedia #1,332 It's A Trap!: In Milwaukee “What did I say, Gino? WHAT DID I SAY? I said taking this side job was a mistake. I said the G Men might be up to somethin'. I said if things went to hell we'd be fucked. AND I … Continue reading Accurate Fart Simulation In SmartBots →

Not In This Issue: Raspberries, Albino Bats or Coffee Cake Recipes

...but there might be a tart recipe. Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,331 News Of The Multiverse: Weather Alice Springs, Australia, Earth 16-C: Nuclear tornadoes are expected to hit this town early on Thursday morning. While smaller and less intense that in previous years, it is expected that there might be as … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Raspberries, Albino Bats or Coffee Cake Recipes →

Fruit School

...interesting and delicious The Doclopedia #1,330 News Of The Multiverse: The Arts Sacramento, California, Earth 3-B: The latest Woodstock Festival, the 48th in a row, will be held just outside this city in August of this year. A 500 acre festival grounds is being prepared. It will include dining areas, camping areas, several first aid … Continue reading Fruit School →

Giving Up The Fish Turned Out To Be a Bad Idea

...a hard lesson learned The Doclopedia #1,329 News Of The Multiverse: Sports News Chicago, United States, Earth 1-I: Fans rioted in the streets when the Chicago Cubs lost what would have been their fifth in a row World Series. The Cubs lost on a controversial call of out at home plate after two extra innings. … Continue reading Giving Up The Fish Turned Out To Be a Bad Idea →

The Highly Entertaining, But Still Edgy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Evil Orange Chump

...co-starring her mule, Patrick Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,328 News Of The Multiverse: International News Beijing, China, Earth 287-E: The 3,206th Offering of Peace To The Great Dragon King ceremony took a troubling turn when dissident worshipers of the Tiger God set loose hundreds of cats. The Great Dragon, … Continue reading The Highly Entertaining, But Still Edgy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Evil Orange Chump →