Author: Doc Cross

I'm Doc. I live in Sacramento, California with my wife, Grace, and two dogs named Yoyo and Duke. I've been blogging for 22 years. I'm a TTRPG gamer, a gardener, dog lover, cook, and unrepentant scalawag. I write things that I think people might enjoy reading, especially if they are roleplayers or just strange. I hope you enjoy reading my stuff.

The Absolutely Crazy, Yet Still Totally Believable, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Strawberry Jam Incident

...co-starring her best old pal, Wendy Wheatgrass   Hot Damn, it's more Doclopedia entries! The Doclopedia #1,350 Fun Magic Spells: The Wall of Marshmallow Spell This spell creates a wall up to 30 feet wide, 10 feet tall and 3 feet thick. As stated, the wall is made up of marshmallow. The outside is dry … Continue reading The Absolutely Crazy, Yet Still Totally Believable, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Strawberry Jam Incident →

Things I Am Thankful For Besides Sex, Beer, My Wife, My Dogs and Chocolate

...umm...bacon! And my PATREON BACKERS! Patreon Backer Shoutout! Carol Robinson, Mark A Schmidt, Loyd Blankenship and Derek Pearcy have all backed this blog. Thank you all! If YOU would like to back me on this blog, just go here… Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,347 Alt. Television: The Mysterious Adventures of Sherlock … Continue reading Things I Am Thankful For Besides Sex, Beer, My Wife, My Dogs and Chocolate →

The Wildly Comedic, Yet Somewhat Restrained, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And Auntie Rosie’s Birthday

...featuring Auntie Rosie, of course! Some Thoughts On Favorite Roleplaying Genres So I was recently thinking about the fact that I am both playing in and GMing D&D 5E fantasy games. I'm enjoying them both immensely, but I did realize that, outside of the odd game at conventions, I have not GMed anything but fantasy … Continue reading The Wildly Comedic, Yet Somewhat Restrained, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And Auntie Rosie’s Birthday →

The Early October, But Still Planning The Halloween Party, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Farting Cow

...co-starring her pet chipmunk, Penelope Sasha Explains It All Reader Mail Hi, folks! I'm back with another edition of Reader Mail, mostly because I've been too busy to think up a proper rant. I asked for serious questions this time and here is what I got. Carol Robinson asks: “Given that human Terrans have not … Continue reading The Early October, But Still Planning The Halloween Party, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Farting Cow →

The Happy Go Lucky, But Still Somewhat Creepy, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Road Trip To Saugus To Visit Uncle Ferd.

...co-starring her little brother, Very Green Gary   Random Stuff 1: Besides being hotter than 14 motherfuckers here in Northern California, the air is totally shitty with smoke from several fires. 2: The heat waves we have had off and on played hell with my garden. The squash and watermelons would not set fruit and … Continue reading The Happy Go Lucky, But Still Somewhat Creepy, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Road Trip To Saugus To Visit Uncle Ferd. →

The Rare And Beautiful Red Spotted Toad Eater Of Potawango Island

...they eat toads   Patreon Backer Shoutout! Carol Robinson, Mark A Schmidt, Loyd Blankenship and Derek Pearcy have all backed this blog. Thank you all! If YOU would like to back me on this blog, just go here… Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross     CritterCon 10 Day Eleven, Con Day Four Quick recap … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Red Spotted Toad Eater Of Potawango Island →

Chapter 200: In Which Our Hero, Washed Up On The Shores Of An Island, Begins A Friendship With An Ape

...rum might have been involved   CritterCon 10 Day Five We spent last night in Yuma, Arizona and the Bus left town at 7 this morning. We all were up by 8 and had a terrific breakfast of waffles and assorted meats. (Silky: Folks, if you ever get a chance to eat a breakfast prepared … Continue reading Chapter 200: In Which Our Hero, Washed Up On The Shores Of An Island, Begins A Friendship With An Ape →