Author: Doc Cross

I'm Doc. I live in Sacramento, California with my wife, Grace, and two dogs named Yoyo and Duke. I've been blogging for 22 years. I'm a TTRPG gamer, a gardener, dog lover, cook, and unrepentant scalawag. I write things that I think people might enjoy reading, especially if they are roleplayers or just strange. I hope you enjoy reading my stuff.

The Suspense Filled, Yet Kind Of Sweet, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Dungeon Of The Snake Cult

...co-starring her pet squid, Mr. Calimari   The Doclopedia #1,212 Letter I Have Written: To A Girlfriend   Dearest Angelique, By now you have realized that I flew the coop sometime between when you fell asleep and when you woke up. Actually, it was at 2:10 am, but that doesn't matter. What does matter is … Continue reading The Suspense Filled, Yet Kind Of Sweet, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Dungeon Of The Snake Cult →

The Happy Holiday, Yet Somewhat War On Christmassy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Hannukah Harmonica

...co-starring Patty's friend Rabbi Rabbit Sasha Explains It All More About The Magic Bus If there is one thing folks always seem to have questions about, it's the Magic Bus. This is pretty understandable, since it is unlike anything most sentients here on Earth (or for that matter, about a zillion other planets) ever encounter. … Continue reading The Happy Holiday, Yet Somewhat War On Christmassy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Hannukah Harmonica →

The Very Wild & Wacky, Yet Still Homespun & Cozy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Race Across Red Bluff

...co-starring her parakeet, Mrs. Doodles The Doclopedia #1,211 And Now, A Word From Our Sponsors: Potions R Us Potions R Us 30 second Town Crier spot #5 Hear ye, hear ye! (sung) Do you need healing, and need it fast? Do you need a potion made to last? Some polymorphing, or maybe flight? Come to … Continue reading The Very Wild & Wacky, Yet Still Homespun & Cozy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Race Across Red Bluff →

The Journal Of The American Society Of Earwax Collectors

...with a circulation of 32! Sasha Explains It All Reader Mail Hi there, folks! Time for another go at reader mail. Kyle Miller asks: “Do fish sleep?” A good question, Kyle. Turns out, fish don't sleep like humans and other mammals, birds, reptiles or amphibians. They do slow down all bodily functions from time to … Continue reading The Journal Of The American Society Of Earwax Collectors →

The Almost Certainly True, But Still Damned Hard To Believe, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Singing Dugongs

...co-starring her mom, Mostly Green Josephine CatCon 8 Day 11, Con Day 4: It's all about the pie! The convention is almost over and, as we do every year, we had big fun. Last night's Old Time Radio shows went of without a hitch and were very well received. Next year, the con staff wants … Continue reading The Almost Certainly True, But Still Damned Hard To Believe, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Singing Dugongs →