...and made it cry Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,284 The Alphabet: X is for… XinGaNox...is the name of the Great Hero of the Cluur People of Altair 5. Born in 1399, XinGaNox became an ordained Most Holy Warrior in 1420, during the Cluur/Hwiffa War. Many infidels fell before … Continue reading Sassy Voles Ridiculed My Wombat
Author: Doc Cross
I'm Doc. I live in Sacramento, California with my wife, Grace, and two dogs named Yoyo and Duke. I've been blogging for 22 years. I'm a TTRPG gamer, a gardener, dog lover, cook, and unrepentant scalawag. I write things that I think people might enjoy reading, especially if they are roleplayers or just strange. I hope you enjoy reading my stuff.
Monster Manual Volume 15: Really Nasty Kitchen Tool Golems
...that Cheese Grater Golem is terrifying Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,282 The Alphabet: W is for… Werewolves Of Milwaukee..., a subject the state of Wisconsin on Earth 1-K wishes everyone else would forget. In 1983, people in and around Milwaukee began reporting “dog people” or “werewolf” sightings in rural … Continue reading Monster Manual Volume 15: Really Nasty Kitchen Tool Golems
Tales Of Interplanetary Fishing
...in this issue: Venusian Walleyes! The Doclopedia #1,280 The Alphabet: V is for… Valley Of The Undead...is a location on Earth 4-B, which is a post apocalypse world that was ravaged by supernatural creatures, mostly the undead. The valley in question is in India and runs 90 miles long by an average of 20 miles … Continue reading Tales Of Interplanetary Fishing
The Triumphant Return Of the Five Blue Budgies
...rumor has it they made parole this time Have I mentioned that Sasha needs your questions for a new rant? Well, she does! Just leave them in the comments here. Thanks, folks! The Doclopedia #1,278 The Alphabet: U is for… Unknown Jones...was the starring character in a series of 15 B movies made by the … Continue reading The Triumphant Return Of the Five Blue Budgies
Sasha Jane With The Crazy Brain
...we actually call her that The Doclopedia #1,276 The Alphabet: T is for… Trogloducks...are a cave dwelling form of primitive duck found in the Lost Lands of DuckWorld 1-D. They are about 20% larger than civilized ducks and twice as strong. Fortunately, they are rather peaceful hunters and gatherers who mostly only come out of … Continue reading Sasha Jane With The Crazy Brain
Why Didn’t The Girl Scouts Dance For Us?
...all they wanted to do was make out Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,274 The Alphabet: S is for… Snake People of Venus... a deadly and cunning race of snakelike beings inhabiting the fetid swamps of the South Venusian lowlands. Despite their snakey bodies, they have four legs and two … Continue reading Why Didn’t The Girl Scouts Dance For Us?
Island Of Lost Moles
...they wandered here years ago. The Doclopedia #1,272 The Alphabet: R is for… Reality Anchor...or Quantum Vibratory Signature, is the frequency that everything in a given dimension vibrates at. It is called a Reality Anchor because it will always eventually override whatever process took you into a different reality and bring you back home. … Continue reading Island Of Lost Moles
It’s All Fun And Games Until Your Face Gets Stuck That Way
...your mother WARNED you, didn't she? The Doclopedia #1,270 The Alphabet: Q is for… Quill Beast..., also known as a Spiny Terror. Imagine a 7 foot tall cross between an Ogre and a porcupine and you are not far off as to what a Quill Beast looks like. They are big, dumb, easy … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until Your Face Gets Stuck That Way
Don’t Worry About The Faceless Children
...well, okay, maybe you should worry Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,268 The Alphabet: P is for… Prazik Day…is the BEST day, Citizens! Our Most Leaders have decreed it so! On Prazik Day, you will.. Enjoy the wine of Lugoo! Dance merrily in the streets if you are a Citizen … Continue reading Don’t Worry About The Faceless Children
The Terrible Oyster Gun
...WTF? Sasha Explains It All News Of My Death Will Be Greatly Exaggerated Death. It happens to all of us. Happens to ecosystems, both local and global. Happens to planets, stars, galaxies and some folks believe, the universe itself. You are gonna die. Everybody you know is gonna die. We are ALL going to … Continue reading The Terrible Oyster Gun
Handsome Joe And The New Dog House
...Handsome Joe is everybody's favorite basset hound Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,266 The Alphabet: O is for… Oregon Plague...is the common name for a virulent disease that first appeared in the coastal town of Newport, Oregon in the summer of 1988 and rapidly spread across first North America, then … Continue reading Handsome Joe And The New Dog House
The Mysterious And Spooky, But Still Somewhat Jolly, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Half-Assed Plan Of Fu Manchu
...co-starring her pet goose, Gus Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,264 The Alphabet: N is for… NoodleQuest...was, in the early days of computer games, one of the best selling games worldwide. While the graphics were simple and the sound was even simpler, the challenge of collecting bowls of noodles that … Continue reading The Mysterious And Spooky, But Still Somewhat Jolly, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Half-Assed Plan Of Fu Manchu
Thrilling Mom Tales
....written by actual moms The Doclopedia #1,262 The Alphabet: M is for… Mountain Orcs…are primarily found at or very near the tree line of very large mountains. They live in extended family groups of 15 to 30 members and are much larger and stronger than ordinary Orcs. Males average 6 feet tall and 200 pounds. … Continue reading Thrilling Mom Tales
Boys On The Run With Dogs
...damned if I can remember what we were running from Life On The Magic Bus "I'm sorry. I must have misheard you.” Doc Clay was sitting in his favorite chair on the Bus, facing Grace, his son Sam and his daughter in law Rani. Rani laughed at his genuinely puzzled expression. “I said, you are … Continue reading Boys On The Run With Dogs
Real Housewives Of Leng
...they're dreamy Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,260 The Alphabet: L is for… Loyd The Lucky...AKA Sir Loyd of Blankenship AKA The Scarlet Highwayman. As you can no doubt deduce, Loyd was a man of noble descent who also had a secret identity as a red garbed highwayman in England … Continue reading Real Housewives Of Leng
The Spy Who Hugged Me
...it was a very good hug The Doclopedia #1,258 The Alphabet: K is for… Kinkajous...which took the place of cats on Earth 2-F once all the domestic housecats developed Merton's Syndrome and died. These Central and South American cousins to the raccoon are much longer lived and easier to domesticate in that reality. They … Continue reading The Spy Who Hugged Me
The Thirteen Things You Should Never Tell A Cat
...#1 is "You're only a cat" Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,256 The Alphabet: J is for… Jangwo...or as the natives of Ruined Chicago call it, “fast killer cat thing”. Jangwos are cougar sized felines that can move with astounding speed and do a long leap of up to 50 … Continue reading The Thirteen Things You Should Never Tell A Cat
Clown Army Neutralizer
...fuck clowns and fuck their army The Doclopedia #1,254 The Alphabet: I is for… Idiot Girl...who was, in fact, not an idiot. Samiya Bukhari was a Saudi girl born into an old fashioned and hardline Islamic family. Until she was 10 years old, life was pleasant enough, even though she sometimes chafed under the … Continue reading Clown Army Neutralizer
Milk Bullets
... from discontented cows The Doclopedia #1,252 The Alphabet: H is for… Hotel For Monsters...a Japanese anime series following the misadventures of young Hidoke as he attempts to do his job as a room service boy in a creepy old hotel that caters to all manner of monsters. His job is not made any … Continue reading Milk Bullets
Sudden Depth Playoff
...pretty common in whales sports Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,250 The Alphabet: G is for… Gary and the Goats...premiered in September of 1975 as part of the National Broadcasting Company's (NBC) “Comedy Tuesday” lineup. It came on at 8:30 pm, right after “Just Two Guys”. The premise of … Continue reading Sudden Depth Playoff
Naked Is NOT The Best Disguise
...especially in heavy poison oak. Trust me on this. The Doclopedia #1,248 The Alphabet: F is for… Friendly Cove...a small community that is only friendly so that they can lure in tourists they can then eat! Yep, all 200 people in the town are cannibals. Additionally, nobody in Friendly Cove is under 50 years … Continue reading Naked Is NOT The Best Disguise
A Bit Of Light Spanking, Then Some Pie
...Mmmm, pie The Doclopedia #1,246 The Alphabet: E is for… Elvis Clones... really are clones of the late Elvis Presley. On Earth 2-D, Elvis lived to be 60 years old, dying May 9th, 1995 of complications from a viral infection. Years before, however, Elvis became fascinated by cloning and donated $5,000,000.00 to the University of … Continue reading A Bit Of Light Spanking, Then Some Pie
Trapping The Wild Podcaster
...so you can release them later at a convention The Doclopedia #1,244 The Alphabet: D is for… Disco Detective...was the hero of a series of 10 paperback novels published between 1976 and 1979. The main protagonist was former cop Lance Cutter, who was now a private eye and professional disco dancer. He was aided … Continue reading Trapping The Wild Podcaster
Not In This Issue: Peas, Roman Baths or Fainting Goats
...or non-fainting goats. The Doclopedia #1,242 The Alphabet: C is for… Crab Invasion...of 1966, when millions of large mutant crabs created by atomic bomb testing in the Pacific Ocean came onto the beaches of Australia. Measuring as much as a meter across the shell, these fast moving crustaceans killed and ate over 400 humans and … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Peas, Roman Baths or Fainting Goats
ROCKET G-MEN! EPISODE 2: WATERSLIDE DOOM!
...Hey, that's not water! Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,240 The Alphabet: B is for… Beetles & Battles...is the #1 roleplaying game on the Earth 2-C Mars colony. Based upon the 120 year old roleplaying game Dragons & Dungeons, players take the role of 100 pound mutant beetles that … Continue reading ROCKET G-MEN! EPISODE 2: WATERSLIDE DOOM!
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