...co-starring her best buddy, Alex Baldwin The Doclopedia #1,315 Well, That's Different: The Conquest Of The Air (I've gone to several alternate worlds almost identical to our Earth, but at different stages of the past. Sometimes, I've caused some changes. Here is one.) Earth 22-C is at the year 1964 as of today, … Continue reading The Very Strange & Surreal, Yet Also Darkly Funny, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Orange Skinned President
Author: Doc Cross
I'm Doc. I live in Sacramento, California with my wife, Grace, and two dogs named Yoyo and Duke. I've been blogging for 22 years. I'm a TTRPG gamer, a gardener, dog lover, cook, and unrepentant scalawag. I write things that I think people might enjoy reading, especially if they are roleplayers or just strange. I hope you enjoy reading my stuff.
The Amazing Spider-Ant
...he is an ant bitten by a radioactive spider The Doclopedia #1,314 Modern Magical Items: Cloak Of Commuting Cloaks of Commuting are somewhat improperly named, since most people associate commuting with traveling on some conveyance like a train or car. The Cloak of Commuting is technically a Cloak of Teleportation that is linked between two … Continue reading The Amazing Spider-Ant
Fantastic Breasts And Where To Find Them
...What? Oh, it's BEASTS! My bad. The Doclopedia #1,313 Modern Magical Items: Garden Tool Golem The first thing you need to know about Garden Tool Golems is that nobody knows who the hell is making them. They just appear one day, walking through the suburbs wearing a sign saying “Do you need help in the … Continue reading Fantastic Breasts And Where To Find Them
Pajamas: The Playboy Dog
...he's a smooth operator The Doclopedia #1,312 Modern Magical Items: Brassiere Of Ultimate Comfort As one might imagine, this item is in big demand. Calling them a brassiere is actually not true. There are no straps at all, just two cups of varying design, depending upon the needs of the woman. While the … Continue reading Pajamas: The Playboy Dog
The Rare And Beautiful Pig Faced Orc Of Potawango Island
...old roleplayers will get the joke The Doclopedia #1,311 Modern Magical Items: Enchanted Pooper Scooper This item looks like the sort of device owned by millions of dog owners around the world. Long handle and a scoop at the end. They come in a variety of colors. But this pooper scooper has … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Pig Faced Orc Of Potawango Island
In The News: Two Blue Shoes And A Bag Of Screws
...owned by some shrews The Doclopedia #1,310 Famous Bunnies: Murph & Brownie On Earth 176-G, where there are no humans, there are dozens of other sentient species. Among these are the Rabbits, who specialize in the entertainment industry. Yes, bunnies act in, write, direct and produce most motion pictures and television shows. They are … Continue reading In The News: Two Blue Shoes And A Bag Of Screws
Goat With A Shotgun
...NOT a motion picture The Doclopedia #1,309 Famous Bunnies: Miss Twiddles In the fall of 1950, the BBC debuted a 15 minute program called “Miss Twiddles Reads To You”, which featured a white female rabbit wearing glasses. Every weekday at 4:00 pm, Miss Twiddles would hop out onto a pillow and read from a children's … Continue reading Goat With A Shotgun
The Rocking & Rolling, But Still Pretty Much PG-13 Rated, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The All Night Party
...co-starring her best buddy, Babs Booderbog The Doclopedia #1,308 Famous Bunnies: Larry Larry was the companion animal of Captain Ricardo Torres, leader of the first colony on Mars. He was two years old when they left Earth and not quite three when they landed. By all accounts, Larry was a well behaved bunny and seldom … Continue reading The Rocking & Rolling, But Still Pretty Much PG-13 Rated, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The All Night Party
Doc Tempest And The Hammer Of Thor
...from the October, 1957 issue The Doclopedia #1,307 How Did You Get That Scar?: The Pirate “I see you staring at my bosom, mate. Or rather, at that circular scar on the right one, correct? No, no need to apologize. Strapping young lads such as yourself can't help but stare at beauties like … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Hammer Of Thor
Tales Of The Illuminaughty
...a much more fun organization The Doclopedia #1,306 How Did You Get That Scar?: The Old Veteran “Well, Billy, since your old grandad doesn't have too many more months left on this old earth, I'll tell you all about it. Now, understand that you can't go telling anybody anything I'm about to say. It's still … Continue reading Tales Of The Illuminaughty
Doc & Spike Go To GenCon
...and they might have gotten a few games Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,305 How Did You Get That Scar?: The Redneck “New York Times? You come all the way down here to hear the story? You Yankees must be short on interestin' things to write about. I figured you'd … Continue reading Doc & Spike Go To GenCon
Swamp Gravy
...it's almost yummy The Doclopedia #1,304 Assorted Trolls: Common Forest Trolls These are by far the most common Trolls one might encounter. Although they are usually found in forests, as the name implies, they have also been encountered in bogs, prairies, scrublands and even the fringes of deserts. They are very tough, have the best … Continue reading Swamp Gravy
ROCKET G-MEN! EPISODE 4: GIANT RABID VOLES!
...as if regular giant voles weren't bad enough Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,303 Assorted Trolls: Deep Cavern Trolls These blind and deathly white creatures live only in the very deepest of cave systems. To go any deeper would risk stumbling into Demara, the Demon World. Even barely sentient Deep … Continue reading ROCKET G-MEN! EPISODE 4: GIANT RABID VOLES!
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The Clever Girl Who Set The Trap
...for three not so clever boys. The Doclopedia #1,302 Assorted Trolls: Blue Trolls The smallest of all Trolls, Blue Trolls are by far the most intelligent. Known to the Forest Elves as Night Trolls, they are indeed nocturnal, seldom venturing forth from their burrows during daylight hours. Blue Trolls live in extensive burrow villages … Continue reading The Clever Girl Who Set The Trap
Junior Muskrat Catches A Snake
...but not a big snake The Doclopedia #1,301 Assorted Trolls: Red Mountain Trolls These are the largest and most dangerous of all Trolls. They hate all other forms of Trollkind and pretty much every other humanoid race. They aren't very big on the non-humanoid races, either. The preferred living area for Red Mountain Trolls … Continue reading Junior Muskrat Catches A Snake
Two Bones For Sister Silky
...a comedy western The Doclopedia #1,300 Strange Bandanas: The Fluorescent Pink One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… The Fluorescent Pink bandana is a fun loving social butterfly of a fellow, gay as Halloween on Polk Street and totally out of the … Continue reading Two Bones For Sister Silky
Amarillo Armadillo
...YAHOOOOO! Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,298 Strange Bandanas: The Desert Camo One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… At last count, I have 9 different camouflage bandanas. The Desert Camo one is the strangest of the bunch in … Continue reading Amarillo Armadillo
Fish & Chipmunks
...do NOT put malt vinegar on them The Doclopedia #1,297 Strange Bandanas: The Silver One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… The silver bandana was given to me by the sole survivor of ancient Lemuria, back in 1895. He gave it to me after … Continue reading Fish & Chipmunks
A Total Sex Monkey
...oddly, it was not an insult If It's Sunday, It Must Be D&D Day! After many years of playing RPGs only at cons, last August I started playing in a D&D 5th edition game run by Jessica Miller, a local DM. So far, we have played one multi-month series that ended when we either died … Continue reading A Total Sex Monkey
Adventure Module R-1: The Mountain Hall Of The Porn Dwarves
...umm, why is the floor sticky? Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,294 Strange Bandanas: The Black & Red Checkered One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… No doubt about it, this bandana is a troublemaker. Every time I've … Continue reading Adventure Module R-1: The Mountain Hall Of The Porn Dwarves
Real Housewives Of Gotham City
...they are a VERY strange bunch Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,293 Strange Bandanas: The Solid Orange One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… The solid orange bandana has no design on it, being just a bright orange color. … Continue reading Real Housewives Of Gotham City
Life’s A Long Song
...but the tune ends to soon for us all The following three entries are about alternate world versions of my friend Jeff Mackintosh, a totally swell guy from Canada who recently lost his fight with cancer. Now, I could have written something sad and serious that goes well with the lump in my throat … Continue reading Life’s A Long Song
Magnetic Super Gloves
...they let you do super magnetic stuff! The Doclopedia #1,288 The Alphabet: Z is for… Zaan Beasts...are a type of carnivorous night predator found on Sklesis 3 in the Earth 6-H reality. They are about the size of a rhinoceros, but much lighter and faster. They look very much like a cross between a dire … Continue reading Magnetic Super Gloves
Rocket G-Men! Episode 3: Nazi Lap Dancers!
...I just misread that as Nazi LARP dancers Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,286 The Alphabet: Y is for… YOW!...was, depending upon who you ask, either a moment of genius in television programming or the worst fuckup in television history. There truly seems to be no middle ground. In 1969, … Continue reading Rocket G-Men! Episode 3: Nazi Lap Dancers!
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