...a neo-noir story The Doclopedia #215 Tiny Folk: Oba Finder Oba is one of the Tiny Folk that lives in a Giant Folk city. His clan, the North Park Clan, live on the north end of a large park on the edge of town. They make their homes underground, using building materials that they find … Continue reading Booze, Broads, Bad Boys & Benjamins
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The Olive War Incident
...after which, our mothers actually breathed fire The Doclopedia #214 Tiny Folk: Captain Modan Wanderer Captain Modan Wanderer, a member of the White Rock Clan, is also the most legendary explorer of all the High Mountain Clans. He has traveled many hundreds of miles in his career and his maps have proven invaluable to the … Continue reading The Olive War Incident
Blue Oatmeal
...a colorful breakfast The Doclopedia #213 Tiny Folk: Shumi Mouseherder Shumi Mouseherder is a member of the Falling Leaf Clan. Her clan lives high in the mountains on the edge of a meadow. They have lived there for nearly 150 years. Like all of the Tiny Folk, Shumi is only 6 inches tall. Well, ok, … Continue reading Blue Oatmeal
The Rare And Beautiful Orange Tongued Swamp Turtle Of Potawango Island
...they hum operatic arias at night We end Lawmen Week with the cuddliest cop of them all. The Doclopedia #212 Lawmen: Detective Ted E. Bear At the Butte Valley Day Care & Pre-School, Ted E. Bear is the cop who gets the scum off of the street. Dolly hookers, action figure gangs, rowdy … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Orange Tongued Swamp Turtle Of Potawango Island
Turkeys In A Coal Mine
...we ran out of canaries The Doclopedia #211 Lawmen: Law Enforcement Unit 3-DR/44 "Wyatt Earp" When Our Glorious Robot Overlords took control of our planet, they realized that we needed efficient law enforcement. This is one such unit. 3-DR/44, or Wyatt Earp as the meat units know him, is the primary law enforcement robot in … Continue reading Turkeys In A Coal Mine
The Secret War Between Refrigerators & Ovens
...it's a very slow war, but full of vicious taunts Still playing catch up on the Doclopedia posts. I think these two bring me current or maybe one ahead. Winker is still hanging in there and mostly sleeping and mostly not eating on her own. The Doclopedia #209 Lawmen: Deputy Mark Lindale Deputy Lindale has … Continue reading The Secret War Between Refrigerators & Ovens
Spinning Straw Into Adamantium
...if Marvel had written the fairy tale The Doclopedia #208 Lawmen: Inspector Nick Douglas Nobody wants the Faerietown beat. Dealing with Pookas, Brownies, Elves, Gnomes, Sprites, Trolls and the dozens of other species of faerie that live there is enough to make a cop give up and become a farmer. Which is exactly why Nick … Continue reading Spinning Straw Into Adamantium
Chapter 386: In Which Our Hero Is Pursued By Greeks, Wins A Major Bet And Climbs Mount Danger
...he won 2,000 florins on that bet The Doclopedia #207 Lawmen: Marshall Bart McKain U.S. Marshall Bart McKain is about 90% of the law in Arizona Territory. Most local sheriffs are either cowards or crooks, so Bart has alot of bad guys to deal with. Pretty nice that he likes his work, eh? Bart is … Continue reading Chapter 386: In Which Our Hero Is Pursued By Greeks, Wins A Major Bet And Climbs Mount Danger
Here, Hold This Jackhammer For Me
...it was a TOON game, so things went badly for the holder . NOTE FROM THE FUTURE (November, 2019): I don't know why I didn't post about Winker sooner this month, but she really recovered well once the pills the vet prescribed kicked in. She was 90% her old sweet self and would live almost … Continue reading Here, Hold This Jackhammer For Me
Sauron Goes To Disneyland
...and he loved the Matterhorn I'm sorry I haven't been posting more, but the whole thing with Winker is sapping all of my energy and emotion. She goes to the vet on Thursday. I'll have more Doclopedia posts on Friday.
Frog Newtons
...it's an accquired taste I've missed a couple of days doing Doclopedia entries, so here are five new ones on the theme of Locations, Locations, Locations! The Smells Like Toon Spirit theme got cut short, but the remainder of it will be added in when the whole thing goes into the website archive. The Doclopedia … Continue reading Frog Newtons
Winker Updates
From Yesterday Our sweet Winkerdog is home from her stay at the vets office. She responded somewhat to the meds the doctor gave her, but is still a very sick dog. We are giving her diuretics for the fluid build up and another med for her blood pressure. None of that will cure her, but … Continue reading Winker Updates
Sad News
Our dog, Winker, is at the vets office right now and it looks like her problem is congestive heart failure. They are giving her meds to clear her lungs. Please spare some good thoughts for our baby.
Quantum Crossfire
...ummm, I got nothin' No Doclopedia post tonight due to sick Winkerdog. Will post two tomorrow. Taking Winker to the vet in the morning.
My Life Among The Insane Children
...all of whom I am related to by blood The Doclopedia #197 Smells Like Toon Spirit: The Headless Horse There are two very important things that you need to know about the ghostly equine known as the Headless Horse: He's really a very nice fellow and he does have a head. You see, because he's … Continue reading My Life Among The Insane Children
Dragon Pie
...first, you'll need a medium sized dragon The Doclopedia #196 Smells Like Toon Spirit: The Spirit In The Anvil Let's face it, in the cartoon universe, there are lots and lots of anvils. Anvils are the number one item to drop on an unsuspecting nitwit, ranking far ahead of the number two item, pianos. No … Continue reading Dragon Pie
Waffles Go To War!
...against the pancakes, one assumes I am too tired to write a Doclopedia post tonight. I shall do two tomorrow.
Zany Salamanders Bothered My Dwarf Hamster
...he was off his feed for two days afterward The Doclopedia #195 Smells Like Toon Spirit: Grandma Gussie's Ghost Many cartoon grandmothers are sweet old ladies who bake cookies and have kitty cats and wouldn't harm a fly. Grandma Gussie is not one of them. She was a cantankerous old gal when she was alive … Continue reading Zany Salamanders Bothered My Dwarf Hamster
The Rare And Beautiful Blue Hopping Chicken Of Potawango Island
...they can hop along at 40 miles an hour So, a quick recap of my 4 days at Dundracon... 1: Every game I ran or played in was lots of fun. The TOON game had a ton of people in it and all of them were funny. 2: Despite the audience submitting suggestions that were … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Blue Hopping Chicken Of Potawango Island
The 4 Things You Need To Know About Cupcake Gnomes
...#2: they pee vanilla extract The Doclopedia #193 Good Idea/Bad Idea: RoboPets Good Idea: Building sweet little robotic bunnies and kitties that behaved just like the real thing. Bad Idea: Building robotic pitbulls and wolverines. The Doclopedia #194 Good Idea/Bad Idea: Deflecting Trouble Good Idea: Deflecting that 1,000 foot wide meteor away from Chicago. Bad … Continue reading The 4 Things You Need To Know About Cupcake Gnomes
The Five Blue Budgies Find Some Money
...and they go crazy buying millet seed Another report from Dundracon: The Seminar went great yesterday. Everybody very creative. Played in a steampunk game last night. My character was an a-moral thieving gambler with a heart of gold. Obviously type-casting. Slept terribly last night even with the help of chemicals. Woke up this morning running … Continue reading The Five Blue Budgies Find Some Money
If It’s Saturday, This Must Be Dundracon
...we'll see what the Tour Guide says The game went great. My voice is shot today. Doing the seminar Entitled Stump the Gamemasters at 1 pm. Con is lots of fun.
Report from Dundracon
Big hotel room. Unfortunately, it is at the end of the hallway farthest from the elevator on the second floor. May have to stash food and water at the halfway point of the hallway, so we don’t have to kill and eat other con attendees. Gotta go, my game is about to start…
Madness Takes Its Troll
...insane trolls? Just a quick post to let y'all know that I'm off to Dundracon in about an hour and the only posts that might pop up here will be if I call Grace (my lovely wife & webmistress) and have her put something up. Actually, you'll be much more likely to see posts like … Continue reading Madness Takes Its Troll
Mr. Porkwaffle Attends A Barroom Brawl
...just as an observer, mind you The Doclopedia #190 Good Idea/Bad Idea: Reanimating The Dead Good Idea: Using science to reactivate the dead tissue of a human being, so as to hold the secrets of life, death and immortality in your godlike hands! Bwahahahaha! Bad Idea: You reanimated your mother in law? Seriously, WTF? … Continue reading Mr. Porkwaffle Attends A Barroom Brawl
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