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Shot Through The Heart With .45 Caliber Love
...by the sweetest angel Well, we have the laptop back up and usable after Grace did a total reformatting. Still don't have all of my old programs on it, but I'm putting them on slowly but surely. Finished the latest (as in, months old) Dresden Files novel, "Proven Guilty". Very good read and even more … Continue reading Shot Through The Heart With .45 Caliber Love
The Wonderful, Yet Mysteriously Haunting Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Pig Who Ate Cheese
...co-starring her pet skunk, George Here, a couple of days late, we have... Adventure Seed #3: The Terror In The Fog (The link here is Sally Smithfield) When a respected colleague, Professor Smithfield, calls Doc in to help investigate the completely mummified body of a scientist who was alive just that morning, it's merely the … Continue reading The Wonderful, Yet Mysteriously Haunting Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Pig Who Ate Cheese
The Land Where Kittens Eat Your Flesh And Puppies Drive You Mad
...and you don't even want to know what the baby bunnies do. Ok, so Anna Nicole Smith kicked the oxygen habit yesterday. So did alot of other folks who were smarter, more interesting and a hell of alot more likely to do something that might make the world a better place. Do I feel sorry … Continue reading The Land Where Kittens Eat Your Flesh And Puppies Drive You Mad
The Five Things That Make Women Crazy
...men, men, men, men & other women At least, that's my take on it based upon anecdotal evidence:) Stuff...just like your mom used to make 1: GenCon prereg starts this Sunday. Unless they have REALLY goosed up their bandwith/computing power, I fully expect their computers to crash early in the day. 2: Dundracon starts a … Continue reading The Five Things That Make Women Crazy
Opal Cats, Ivory Dogs, Jade Snakes
...and itchy fingers As others have stated, these quizzes are damned accurate. Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... Which Sexy Are You? MY RESULT:Cool Sexy You keep it real smooth, all James Bond-style. The suave, international hotties will love you. You’re sophisticated, mature, and you’ve got fairly expensive tastes. (And your personal hygiene? Outstanding.) Just be … Continue reading Opal Cats, Ivory Dogs, Jade Snakes
Dancing On An Event Horizon
...forever Stuff, darn ya, stuff 1: Grace got the most recent of the Dresden Files novels, Proven Guilty, from the library and I'm reading it. Looks to be another great yarn, from what I've seen so far. 2: I had one of my very rare (as in one every 6-7 years) nightmares last night. This … Continue reading Dancing On An Event Horizon
Hoozonfurst?
...wutzonsekond! Man, was that Puppy Bowl ever a nail biter! And could the officiating have sucked just a bit more? I mean, calling Unnecessary Ruff-ness on Jackson, the Golden Retriever(and Rookie of the Year), when it was crystal clear that the real roughness was coming from that big Visla pup who had him pinned down! … Continue reading Hoozonfurst?
Elephant On A Minibike
...wearing a sweater Ok, so I'll do this one... Create your own visitor map!
Super Nano Warrior Zuki
...the new anime all the kids are talking about About that big Bowl Game Grace and I will be watching it. No, no, not the fucking Super Bowl...we hate fuckin' football...I'm talking about Animal Planet's third annual Puppy Bowl! Back this year is the Kitty Half Time Show and they have added a Tail Gate … Continue reading Super Nano Warrior Zuki
If You Don’t Grab Life By The Balls, Life Will Grab You By The Throat
...true dat Well, Grace is at school using the computer lab, the girls are snoozing after a prolonged wrasslin' match and I'm on my second mug of tea (decaf, after the daily Bigass Mug Of Oolong) and things here at Casa del Basset Hound are perhaps a tad mellower and more lazy than they should … Continue reading If You Don’t Grab Life By The Balls, Life Will Grab You By The Throat
Pieboy Goes To Castro Street
...and ended his long strange trip Stuff 1: Adventure Seed #2 will be posted tonight or tomorrow. 2: After slacking off for nearly 2 months, I got back on the treadmill last night. My legs still feel it a bit today. 3: My Sweet Little Tahitian Blue Lory Of Love and I have a weekend … Continue reading Pieboy Goes To Castro Street
Silver Metal Dolphin Warriors
...look out, Japanese whaling ships Ok, here are the final questions for Adventure Seed #2
Wicked Turtles Shot My Baby Down
...if I find 'em, I'll kick their carapaces So I'm looking at the archives for January and it seems I did not post on a Wednesday all month. Well, except for today. Anyway, in other news, it seems that An Undiscovered Island In The Pacific is the winner of the most recent Adventure Seed poll. … Continue reading Wicked Turtles Shot My Baby Down
Wine Gets Mellow And Gains Character, Cheese Gets Stronger And Smellier
...and I reckon I do all of the above as I age Birthday Update Went to the Indian buffet for lunch. Good food and I partook of it robustly. May explode soon. Gifted myself with a couple of used CD's (Tom Waits Closing Time and The Ramones Ramonesmania)from Dimple Records. Wrassled with the girls and … Continue reading Wine Gets Mellow And Gains Character, Cheese Gets Stronger And Smellier
Not Quite Your Usual Suburban Mom
...what with that flogger and those red come fuck me shoes Birthday Weekend Update I'm about 3.5 pints into me Guinness just now. Decided not to have cake, but bought lots of ice cream. Today was Game Day and I made two kinds of killer salsa and some fuckin' ay great guacamole. Watched episode 2 … Continue reading Not Quite Your Usual Suburban Mom
Mrs. Wangdoodle Sticks It To The Man
...take that, you corporate scalawags Breaking...or maybe breakable...News I just recieved this email... Greetings Gamers, Today we have some sad news for you – we are announcing the closure of Gen Con So Cal. This event will not happen in 2007. We would like to thank all the companies in the hobby game industry who … Continue reading Mrs. Wangdoodle Sticks It To The Man
Dreaming Of Macaws And Pork Fried Rice
...and the sun setting in the Pacific Adventure Seed Update Looks like Mysterious Event is gonna be our winner. I'll wait until tomorrow to post the next poll. Stuff The laptop has caught some kind of virus, so I'm forced to use our ancient desktop computer until Grace can weave her Technomantic spells and fix … Continue reading Dreaming Of Macaws And Pork Fried Rice
Mice With Lice Eating Rice On Ice
...I know it's not nice, but it will suffice I know, I know...BAD Doc:) Ok, folks, today we start on adventure seed #2. The connection with the first adventure seed is Shanghai. More blogstuff later.
Why I Love Fog
...and other tales your mother warned you about Cryptic Announcement Soon, like in a day or so, some of you will get an invite to be the LJ friend of shadowgm. Take the offer, because Uncle Doc is up to something and he wants some of you to be part of it. That is all.
Sympathy For The Basset
...just call me Winkerdog, cause I'm in need of some restraint Maybe I'll post the rest tomorrow:) Ok, our poll winners were: S.F. Chinatown, the Devolving Drug and both The Mysterious Miss Muerte and Dr. Wu, Evil Oriental Genius. And so... Adventure Seed #1: The Devolver (written in the style of the back cover blurb … Continue reading Sympathy For The Basset
The Nine Ways To Catch A Hippo
...using only a net, some old socks and a pie Stuff-O-Rama 1: Watched The Dresden Files on Sci Fi Channel. Pretty good adaptation, despite a couple of slightly jarring changes from the books. The actor playing Harry does a fine job. 2: I went and bought tea and spices from the herb/spice lady at the … Continue reading The Nine Ways To Catch A Hippo
The Girl With The Smile And The Guy With The Grin
...go to Las Vegas, June, 1979 Ok, folks, another poll, with the actual Adventure Seed appearing mid week. You have three questions today. I'll take the top scorers in Questions 2 & 3 and the top three scorers in Question 1. By the way, 1930's Pulp beat out the 2nd place choice, Steampunk, by a … Continue reading The Girl With The Smile And The Guy With The Grin
The Thrilling Adventures Of Doctor Tempest Versus The Zombie Lord
...from the August 1898 issue Stuff...We Got Stuff 1: Not trying to sound whiny here, but fuck this freezing cold! 2: Since I can use some extra money for everything from gardening to this years GenCon trip, I'm gonna start on a "writing for money" project. Maybe two...I haven't decided yet. 3: Hmmm...my birthday is … Continue reading The Thrilling Adventures Of Doctor Tempest Versus The Zombie Lord
Big Jim And The Sporting Ladies
...down El Paso way My Girls Are Queens The proof is here!
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