But Mama, That’s Where The Fun Is

Unseasonably warm temperatures here in Nor Cal are causing much blooming among the plant life. This is causing allergic reactions that are kicking the shit out of allergy sufferers such as myself. I would gladly remove my nose and sinuses and put them in a box for a couple of weeks if I could. And … Continue reading But Mama, That’s Where The Fun Is →

Barbecued Bad Boy

The above title refers to what my poor tired body looks like after two days out in the sun gardening. Aided by my friend Sharon (who helps me in the garden because she likes gardening, enjoys the exercise and gets to eat lots of veggies and fruits when they ripen) we planted all the plants … Continue reading Barbecued Bad Boy →

ORIGASMI: The Art Of Folding Paper Into Sex Toys

Where do I come up with this stuff?:) In the interest of reaching as many of you poor entertainment starved citizens as possible, I'm going to start cross posting my bloggage on my Live Journal page. Anyone who bitches about this will get my size 12 red sneaker up their ass. (Note From 11/11/2017: Yeah, … Continue reading ORIGASMI: The Art Of Folding Paper Into Sex Toys →

Therapy Fun: Part 1

...posted from 2025 Therapist: And what do we do when we have these feelings of anger and frustration? Me: Go back in time and kill Hitler again. Therapist: No, we....wait, what? . . Therapist: So, what do we do when we feel like causing trouble? Brownie: I gather up my crew and go off pirating … Continue reading Therapy Fun: Part 1 →

Here I Am!

Yes, my little potato pancakes, Uncle Doc is doing the blog thing now. Hmm...maybe fiction. I'll think on that for a bit. NOTE FROM 2022: Wow, I'm coming up on 18 years of blogging. I think March 6th will be the date I start the next Doclopedia Deathmarch, and I think I'll continue it until … Continue reading Here I Am! →