...dogs will eat it more than twice. The Doclopedia #14 Knives That Do More Than Cut: The Blade That Controls Just under the deadline, here is the final knife! Type of knife: Double Edged Dagger Magic level: Very High Intelligence: Genius The last blade that we'll look at is, in fact, the last enchanted knife … Continue reading Dog Rice Is Darned Nice
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Spider & The California Kid Go To Washington
...Washington state, that is. On business, late at night. The Doclopedia #13 Our penultimate knife could put Bags of Holding out of business. Knives That Do More Than Cut: The Blade That Steals Type of knife: Folding Pocket Knife Magic level: High Intelligence: High One night, many decades ago, a thief crept through the window … Continue reading Spider & The California Kid Go To Washington
Despite Appearences, There Is No Subject Line Available Today
...we expect a fresh shipment tomorrow The Doclopedia #12 Knives That Do More Than Cut: The Blade That Weakens This knife wants a piece of you. Type of knife: Fancy Dress Dagger Magic level: High Intelligence: Low The High Wizard Bendrado Carvenza is one of the most beloved and respected men in all of Trevendi. … Continue reading Despite Appearences, There Is No Subject Line Available Today
The Rare And Beautiful Butterfly Winged Skunk Of Potawango Island
...their spray smells like fresh baked peach pie The Doclopedia #11 Our blade today is very protective. Knives That Do More Than Cut: The Blade That Protects Type of knife: Large Bowie Type Magic level: Medium Intelligence: Average Another creation of Aloris and Haric Wendayle, this large knife (truename: Bilaindro) was designed to protect the … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Butterfly Winged Skunk Of Potawango Island
Fried Gruntfish
...Yum Yum The Doclopedia #10 This is a beastly knife. Knives That Do More Than Cut: The Blade That Transforms Type of knife: Primitive stone knife Magic level: High Intelligence: Low Almost nothing is known about this knife other than it is several millenia old and may have come from the Dendulaa Plains area of … Continue reading Fried Gruntfish
Radar Chickens From Outer Space
...but the G-Men will stop them Note: This post did not make it up on Thursday due to my late schedule and a wanky internet connection. Expect the Friday entry to go up later today. The Doclopedia #9 Knives That Do More Than Cut: The Blade That Curses This knife is cooking up trouble. … Continue reading Radar Chickens From Outer Space
One Fish, Two Fish, Girl Fish Blew Fish
...if Dr. Seuss rises from the dead and carries me to Hell, you'll know why. The Doclopedia #8 Knives That Do More Than Cut: The Blade That Heals Our first knife does the opposite of what most knives do. Type of knife: Single edged dagger Magic level: Medium Intelligence: Low Of the seven knives … Continue reading One Fish, Two Fish, Girl Fish Blew Fish
A Purple Worm, A Minotaur And A Xorn Walk Into A Bar
...and kill everyone in it before destroying the place The Doclopedia #7 We finish off the first week with a bit of toonishness. Islands of Adventure: Foogle Bird Island When it comes to the subject of Foogle Birds, everyone in the Tooniverse knows a few facts. 1: Every single Foogle Bird in the world is the … Continue reading A Purple Worm, A Minotaur And A Xorn Walk Into A Bar
I Fought The Law And The Law Kicked My Ass
...so later, I burned his house down The Doclopedia #6 Islands of Adventure: Sarvinia & Molkos The twin islands of Sarvinia and Molkos are located in the western portion of the Sea of Beasts, about 300 miles north of the Bodo Peninsula. Both islands are 48 miles long and 21 miles wide. They are separated … Continue reading I Fought The Law And The Law Kicked My Ass
Girls Gone Wilde
...I'm not sure if Oscar would be amused or confused The Doclopedia #5 Today, the newest island on Earth. Islands of Adventure: New Atlantis In the waning years of the 20th Century, humankind got several wake up calls telling them that global warming was coming and coming fast. A few mega hurricanes, a few years … Continue reading Girls Gone Wilde
My Other Dog Is A Hyenadon
...and he ain't laughing The Doclopedia #4 Life on this island is not what you might expect. Islands Of Adventure: Orc Island Roughly 200 years ago, shortly after the Purification Wars started winding down, thirty five thousand Orcs found themselves on the run from the great human empires of the west. Driven beyond the Mountains … Continue reading My Other Dog Is A Hyenadon
Big Pigs Dance Jigs
...and quite well, I'm told The Doclopedia #3 Islands Of Adventure: The Island Of Dr. Bogenbroom Of all the many villains that Doc Tempest has faced, Dr. Thaddeus Bogenbroom is one of the most deranged and dangerous. Long before the rest of the world ever dreamed of recombinant DNA research, he had discovered how to … Continue reading Big Pigs Dance Jigs
The 11 Things You Should Know About Jackalopes
...#5: they are all left handed The Doclopedia #2 Islands Of Adventure: Isla de los Muertos On an alternate Earth, it is the late 19th Century. Europe is divided up between England, Germany and Spain. The United States stretches from the Arctic Circle to South America. China includes Korea, Japan & part of Russia. … Continue reading The 11 Things You Should Know About Jackalopes
Gerbil Wars
...squeak, squeak! The Doclopedia #1 Islands Of Adventure: Duck Island One hundred and seventy five years ago, a group of 500 members of the Church of the Living God climbed aboard four ships and set out for a new life in what their leaders told them was an island paradise free from sin and … Continue reading Gerbil Wars
Big Jimmy And The Woman In The Purple Car
...she took him for several kinds of ride Well, I got my LJ mojo back, then didn't write anything for 5 days:) My request for Theme Week ideas for the upcoming Doclopedia got a few responses, roughly 2/3 of which were usable. You can, of course, make new suggestions any time. As to when this … Continue reading Big Jimmy And The Woman In The Purple Car
The Creepy Eyed Children Are Watching You From The Trees
...with rusty knives in their hands Now What? So, I've got my writing mojo back, but what to do with it? I've got an idea or two. Here is the first one... Those of you who have stuck with reading this blog for the last several years (and by the way, thank you ever so … Continue reading The Creepy Eyed Children Are Watching You From The Trees
Aunt Pearl And The Sassy Bear
...final score, Aunt Pearl: 1, Sassy Bear: 0 The Doclopedia #4 Other Places: Xenovirus T . Without Xenovirus T, the Dociverse (version 300-T) would be...well, our world. Instead, experimentation by alien scientists turned the people and history of that Earth into one of the most incredible stories in this part of our galaxy. The planet, … Continue reading Aunt Pearl And The Sassy Bear
Harry Potter And The Flatulent Dragon
...actually MORE dangerous from behind The Doclopedia #2 Other Places: Xerilka Xerilka is the female proprietor of "The Last Saloon", a rough and tough roadhouse on the edge of the Terran Territory of Mars. It is, in fact, the last saloon you'll encounter unless you travel all the way around the planet to the other … Continue reading Harry Potter And The Flatulent Dragon
It Was A Dark And Horny Night
...gotta love them horny nights Not much going on here at Casa Cross this week. We are going to a dog adoption place on Saturday to meet up with another Basset Hound, this one a young lass named Winker. Grace has been emailing back & forth with the SPCA lady about her and she seems … Continue reading It Was A Dark And Horny Night
The Seven Secrets Of Time Travel
...oh, wait, they're secrets 365 Days, 365 Characters/Locations About this location: Here's an island for fantasy worlds. #120: Red Beach Island This is a smallish island, 16 miles long by about 7.5 miles wide. As the name implies, the beaches are composed of a rusty red sand. This sand comes from the iron rich rocks … Continue reading The Seven Secrets Of Time Travel
Blue Rocks And Pink Bikinis
...sorry, it's classified:) 365 Days, 365 Characters/Locations About this location: How about a nice little house? #119: Ed's House Ok, so Ed is the one guy the PC's in a game always need to go see. Maybe he's an occult expert or a biplane pilot or a warp drive repairman or something else, they still … Continue reading Blue Rocks And Pink Bikinis
Quest For The Magic Enchilada
...with red sauce, not green 365 Days, 365 Characters/Locations About this location: This is the smallest location yet...but one of the busiest. #118: The Restroom On The Edge Of Forever Techinically, it's restrooms, since it affects both a ladies and a gents, but still the name is kept singular. As you've no doubt guessed, those … Continue reading Quest For The Magic Enchilada
Juicy Lucy Saves The Day
...way back in 1972 Today was Game Day here at the House of C and our intrepid adventurers did indeed manage to get the goblin boy back to his family, with only a brief and stinky fight with some brain hungry living dead to slow them up. True, one of the characters did spend most … Continue reading Juicy Lucy Saves The Day
The Kitty Cats Drive Route 66
...and yes, they get their kicks Uncle Doc's Day Well, we went to see "Happy Feet" (micro review: Catchy tunes, pretty good flick) and, whilst there, saw the new trailer for "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix", which looks to be a must see. After the flicks, we had a bite to eat, … Continue reading The Kitty Cats Drive Route 66
Green Flamethrower Man
...he'll fry your ass in an eco-friendly manner 365 Days, 365 Characters/Locations About this location: This one is a friendly little pub in a small town...but it does have a secret or two. #115: The Duck & Rose Pub The Duck & Rose is located at #3 Dwarvenhammer Lane in the village of Pine Grove. … Continue reading Green Flamethrower Man
