...damn those hot flashes 365 Days, 365 Characters/Locations About this location : This is from my CyberPulp world, but it also exists in our world...but it's not as cool #114: Alcatraz Island In the CyberPulp universe, Alcatraz Island was purchased in 1840 by the very first Doc Tempest (or rather, the first member of the … Continue reading Mrs. Wangdoodle Gets Naked
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Super Milk Chan VS Ren & Stimpy
...wow, I just heard sombody's head explode Today, I switch over from daily characters to daily locations. 365 Days, 365 Characters/Locations About this : We'll start off our locations with a small drinking establishment set in the Pulp Era. #113: Hannigan's Tavern Located on a corner in a working class section of The Big City, … Continue reading Super Milk Chan VS Ren & Stimpy
So We Put His Sports Car In An Oak Tree
...and amazingly, we still graduated 365 Days, 365 Characters About this character: Two words: Toy Cops #112: Detective Ted E. Bear Stats STR: 2d6 DEX: 2d6 CON: 3d6 INT: 4d6 At the Butte Valley Day Care & Pre-School, Ted E. Bear is the cop who gets the scum off of the street. Dolly hookers, action … Continue reading So We Put His Sports Car In An Oak Tree
Yellow Doom Flowers
...and aluminum butterflies 365 Days, 365 Characters About this character: Today's lawman isn't really a man, but he serves Our Robot Masters well. #111: Law Enforcement Unit 3-DR/44 "Wyatt Earp" Stats STR: 5d6 DEX: 4d6 CON: 4d20 INT: 5d8 3-DR/44, or Wyatt Earp as the meat units know him, is the primary law enforcement robot … Continue reading Yellow Doom Flowers
The World Famous Mudball Catapult
...fired 5 times in May, 1967 365 Days, 365 Characters About this character: A strange little village needs a cool headed top cop. #110: Chief Constable Wilfred Tilden Stats STR: 3d6 DEX: 3d6 CON: 3d8 INT: 4d8 Wilf Tilden is the head cop in the small village of Bogsby. Located "a good two day's walk … Continue reading The World Famous Mudball Catapult
Purple Pain Pixies
...yeah, I know 365 Days, 365 Characters About this character: Modern times today, but not your average cop. #109: Deputy Mark Lindale Stats STR: 5d10 DEX: 5d10 CON: 5d10 INT: 3d8 Deputy Lindale has been a sheriff's deputy for 7 years, but he has been a mutant since puberty. He's way faster, stronger and tougher … Continue reading Purple Pain Pixies
The California Kid Drops A Dime
...summer, 1981 The Doclopedia #108 Lawmen: Inspector Nick Douglas About this character: This cop has the most unwanted beat in the city...Faerie Town. Stats STR: 2d8 DEX: 3d6 CON: 2d10 INT: 4d6 Nobody wants the Faerie Town beat. Dealing with Pookas, Brownies, Elves, Gnomes, Sprites, Trolls and the dozens of other species of faerie that … Continue reading The California Kid Drops A Dime
Red Red Swine
...not a UB40 song Dinner was delish, but now it is late and I must work tomorrow, so here is today's lateass character. 365 Days, 365 Characters About this character: A good old fashioned Wild West lawman. #107: Marshall Bart McKain Stats STR: 3d6 DEX: 2d10 CON: 3d8 INT: 3d6 U.S. Marshall Bart McKain is … Continue reading Red Red Swine
The Summer That We Nearly Went To Woodstock
...accent on the nearly 365 Days, 365 Characters About this character: Today, we start Lawmen (and women) Week with a fantasy world sheriff who always gets her man...or woman...or orc...or halfling...or elf... #106: Sheriff Galzea Ovir Stats STR: 3d8 DEX: 4d6 CON: 3d10 INT: 3d6 Galzea Ovir is the daughter, granddaughter and great granddaughter of … Continue reading The Summer That We Nearly Went To Woodstock
Pit Bulls In A Bathtub
...clean and mean 365 Days, 365 Characters About this character: Our final alien is nearly dead, but could get better at any time. #105: Lorigal Stats (based on a d10) Physical: 10 Mental: 6 Spiritual: 7 Lorigal is the sole surviving member of the ZhuKot race. When the various slave races rose up and destroyed … Continue reading Pit Bulls In A Bathtub
Choice Cuts Of Gopher Meat
...sauteed in olive oil 365 Days, 365 Characters? First off, I'm not stopping my daily bit of RPG joy. But... The character below will be my 104th character in a row since I started this. I'll be doing some more, but the truth is, I'm getting bored thinking up characters. SO...in about a week, I'll … Continue reading Choice Cuts Of Gopher Meat
The Rare And Beautiful Vampire Duck Of Potawango Island
...they vant your blood, kvack kvack Shit! Almost forgot another character! I blame the dog:) 365 Days, 365 Characters About this character: This is a short but sweet entry...and so is the alien. #103: Dweeno Stats (based on a d10) Physical: 2 Mental: 6 Spiritual: 7 Dweeno is 12 inches tall and looks for all … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Vampire Duck Of Potawango Island
Popcorn For Breakfast
...pop, pop Damn, I almost missed getting today's character up! About this character: This alien thinks the Klingon's are a bunch of pussies. The Doclopedia #102 Aliens: Jix the Conqueror Stats (based on a d10) Physical: 3 Mental: 6 Spiritual: 9 Jix, or as he is more commonly known, High Warlord Jix, is … Continue reading Popcorn For Breakfast
Beer And Kittens
...even more fun that tequila and puppies About this character: This alien is just a starfaring trader trying to make an honest buck. No, really. The Doclopedia #101 Aliens: Dorgash 9933 Stats (based on a d10) Physical: 5 Mental: 7 Spiritual: 7 Dorgash 9933 is the owner and captain of the freighter "Red Gnartok" and … Continue reading Beer And Kittens
The Day Daisy Came To Stay
...was today, as a matter of fact WE HAVE A DOG! Today, Grace and I adopted a 5 year old female Basset Hound. Her name is Daisy. She is very healthy, very friendly and pretty darned glad to be outta the shelter and in a house. We gave her a flea bath at LaunderDog and … Continue reading The Day Daisy Came To Stay
Never Try To Kiss An Angry Ferret
...or even one that's mildly peturbed Sweet Mother of Dog, today was one busy motherfucker at work. I was running around on deliveries so fast, I passed myself twice. After work, I picked up My Sweet Angel from work and we ate dinner at Fin's. I had the swordfish, she had the opah and we … Continue reading Never Try To Kiss An Angry Ferret
Bucky & Squint Fly To China
...to see that bigass wall This character finishes off Undead Week. Starting tomorrow: Aliens Week 365 Days, 365 Characters About this character: This is the toughest damned skeleton you'll ever meet...if he decides to fight you. #98: Ragnar, The Ultimate Skeleton Stats (on a scale of 1 to 20, with 10 being human maximum) Strength: … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Fly To China
The Street Where The Wolf People Live
...and where they howl 365 Days, 365 Characters About this character: Another vampire...and this one is no vegetarian. #97: Buck Scales Stats (on a scale of 1 to 20, with 10 being human maximum) Strength: 14 Dexterity: 12 Intelligence: 5 Constitution: 18 Agility: 15 Willpower: 10 Back in 1986, Buck was at Daytona Bike Week … Continue reading The Street Where The Wolf People Live
Power To The Penguins
...come the revolution, it'll be herring for all 365 Days, 365 Characters About this character: He's a ghost with a mobile haunt. #96: Ralph Houseman, Ghost On The Go Stats (on a scale of 1 to 20, with 10 being human maximum) Strength: 1 Dexterity: 1 Intelligence: 6 Constitution: 1 Agility: 1 Willpower: 15 Back … Continue reading Power To The Penguins
Night Of The Thunder Lizard
...from the report by James West & Artemus Gordon 365 Days, 365 Characters About this character: Not all undead are creepy and/or evil. #95: Nelly Foxworth, Grim Reaper Stats (on a scale of 1 to 20, with 10 being human maximum) Strength: 10 Dexterity: 10 Intelligence: 7 Constitution: 19 Agility: 10 Willpower: 8 Nelly died … Continue reading Night Of The Thunder Lizard
Bikermouse And The Long Ride To Heaven
...heaven = Sturgis, SD Doc Makes Some Changes Last Wednesday, Grace and I went to a local home fitness store and bought a treadmill. It's a good one, with lifetime warrnties on the motor and frame and 5 year warranties on everything else. It will be delivered sometime this coming week. Once we get it … Continue reading Bikermouse And The Long Ride To Heaven
Cult Of The Drunken Chicken
...all hail tipsy poultry Not much to report tonight, except that, in compiling these daily characters for eventual revision and possible publication, I discovered that I had miscounted, so today's entry is #93, not #92. Just thought y'all would like to know:) The Doclopedia #93 The Undead: Zombie X As we all know, … Continue reading Cult Of The Drunken Chicken
Ok, So We Like Monkeys Again
...but only the nice monkeys Concerning the recent elections... To the Republicans: Don't let the door hit you in the ass, LOSERS! To the Democrats: Do not fuck this chance up! To President Bush and his gang of thugs: Prepare to become somebodies bitch. To the American People: You are, by and large, still dimwitted … Continue reading Ok, So We Like Monkeys Again
Damn, Young Skywalker, You ARE A Jedi!
...and your Force was stronger than mine I'm not going to go into great detail on this, but suffice it to say that today, despite my previous intentions, I voted. It was not really my choice, but when someone calls in a marker on you, you pay up. This marker had nothing to do with … Continue reading Damn, Young Skywalker, You ARE A Jedi!
Doc Tempest And The Son Of Fu Manchu
...from the September 1936 issue The Doclopedia #89 Tiny Folks: Zini Googler Stats (modified from Toon, but using a d10) Muscle: 5 Smarts: 9 Zip: 5 Chutzpah: 7 Zini has always been fascinated by the high tech gadgets of the Giant Folk. At first, her fellow Zoo Dweller Clan members thought she was a bit … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Son Of Fu Manchu
