... from discontented cows The Doclopedia #1,252 The Alphabet: H is for… Hotel For Monsters...a Japanese anime series following the misadventures of young Hidoke as he attempts to do his job as a room service boy in a creepy old hotel that caters to all manner of monsters. His job is not made any … Continue reading Milk Bullets
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Sudden Depth Playoff
...pretty common in whales sports Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,250 The Alphabet: G is for… Gary and the Goats...premiered in September of 1975 as part of the National Broadcasting Company's (NBC) “Comedy Tuesday” lineup. It came on at 8:30 pm, right after “Just Two Guys”. The premise of … Continue reading Sudden Depth Playoff
Naked Is NOT The Best Disguise
...especially in heavy poison oak. Trust me on this. The Doclopedia #1,248 The Alphabet: F is for… Friendly Cove...a small community that is only friendly so that they can lure in tourists they can then eat! Yep, all 200 people in the town are cannibals. Additionally, nobody in Friendly Cove is under 50 years … Continue reading Naked Is NOT The Best Disguise
A Bit Of Light Spanking, Then Some Pie
...Mmmm, pie The Doclopedia #1,246 The Alphabet: E is for… Elvis Clones... really are clones of the late Elvis Presley. On Earth 2-D, Elvis lived to be 60 years old, dying May 9th, 1995 of complications from a viral infection. Years before, however, Elvis became fascinated by cloning and donated $5,000,000.00 to the University of … Continue reading A Bit Of Light Spanking, Then Some Pie
Trapping The Wild Podcaster
...so you can release them later at a convention The Doclopedia #1,244 The Alphabet: D is for… Disco Detective...was the hero of a series of 10 paperback novels published between 1976 and 1979. The main protagonist was former cop Lance Cutter, who was now a private eye and professional disco dancer. He was aided … Continue reading Trapping The Wild Podcaster
Not In This Issue: Peas, Roman Baths or Fainting Goats
...or non-fainting goats. The Doclopedia #1,242 The Alphabet: C is for… Crab Invasion...of 1966, when millions of large mutant crabs created by atomic bomb testing in the Pacific Ocean came onto the beaches of Australia. Measuring as much as a meter across the shell, these fast moving crustaceans killed and ate over 400 humans and … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Peas, Roman Baths or Fainting Goats
ROCKET G-MEN! EPISODE 2: WATERSLIDE DOOM!
...Hey, that's not water! Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,240 The Alphabet: B is for… Beetles & Battles...is the #1 roleplaying game on the Earth 2-C Mars colony. Based upon the 120 year old roleplaying game Dragons & Dungeons, players take the role of 100 pound mutant beetles that … Continue reading ROCKET G-MEN! EPISODE 2: WATERSLIDE DOOM!
Doc Tempest VS The Master Of Murder
...from the August 1953 issue Monday Patreon Backer Shoutout! Carol Robinson, Mark A Schmidt, Loyd Blankenship and Derek Pearcy have all backed this blog. Thank you all! If YOU would like to back me on this blog, and maybe even on a podcast, just go here... https://www.patreon.com/DocCross And now, another go 'round at … Continue reading Doc Tempest VS The Master Of Murder
Spanking The Monk
...WAY different than spanking the monkey The Doclopedia # 1,237 The Crazy Game: Variation #300 Number of players: 6 to 21 Uniforms: Necktie (bow ties are okay), human ladies undies Playing field: Any 3 average suburban front yards, without fancy landscaping. Minimum equipment: 33 old unmatched socks, 1 empty (but clean) soup can, 5 sticks … Continue reading Spanking The Monk
Masked Rocket G-Men! Episode 1: PICKLES OF DEATH!
...dastardly dills! The Doclopedia # 1,236 The Crazy Game: Variation #196 Number of players: 7 to 16 Uniforms: Berets, tie dye scarves, one black sock Playing field: 157 feet by 271 feet. Must be grass covered and must contain at least one small mound about 7 feet across and 18 inches high at the … Continue reading Masked Rocket G-Men! Episode 1: PICKLES OF DEATH!
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTIS
...they're all wet behind the ears The Doclopedia # 1,235 The Crazy Game: A Brief History This very brief history of the Crazy Game is based upon interviews with 157 individuals of 26 species from 5 continents. Much of the early game is known today solely because animals have a racial memory and, in … Continue reading REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTIS
Moon Juice And Star Biscuits
...mmm, moon juice The Doclopedia # 1,234 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Popping Yellow Watermelons From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: As I stated in my last post, we had two rather disastrous encounters with nature and the second one was with a plant. Specifically, it was with a fair … Continue reading Moon Juice And Star Biscuits
The Beautifuly Illustrated, Yet Not At All Artsy Fartsy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Gerbils That Built A House
...co-starring her good buddy Satina Spoodles The Doclopedia # 1,233 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Yellow Crested Horny Moose From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: On today's journey to the now not so distant mountains, we encountered two species, one animal and one vegetable, that while not dangerous, where quite … Continue reading The Beautifuly Illustrated, Yet Not At All Artsy Fartsy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Gerbils That Built A House
The California Kid Slides Into Home
...he was not, however, playing baseball The Doclopedia # 1,232 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Gong Cows From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: After our grisly encounter with the Carnivorous Fig Tree yesterday, we were very much pleased to have a far more pleasant encounter this morning when our breakfast … Continue reading The California Kid Slides Into Home
All About Jovian Cloud Demons
...a book for children The Doclopedia # 1,231 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Carnivorous Fig Tree From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: Today, we walked many pleasant miles to the edge of the foothills that lead up into what I have named the Sierra Potawango Mountains. However, our pleasant day … Continue reading All About Jovian Cloud Demons
The Pancake Goblins And The Ice Cream Dwarves Go To War!
...it's a really great smelling war The Doclopedia # 1,230 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Gooey Wallaby From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: Today we continued our trek through the temperate forests and fields of this northern part of the island. The more I stroll along, the more I … Continue reading The Pancake Goblins And The Ice Cream Dwarves Go To War!
Human Slippers For Bunnies
...not made from real humans 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #21 The Doclopedia # 1,229 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Pole Dancing Lemurs From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: I am constantly amazed by this island. The animal and plant life are a constant source of wonder. However, even the … Continue reading Human Slippers For Bunnies
White Dogs, Pink Cats, Orange Ducks
...all living in harmony 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #20 The Doclopedia # 1,228 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Giant Yellow Bunnies From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: After our decidedly unnerving encounter with the Octocobragator, our party today decided to go in search of a much less aggressive species, … Continue reading White Dogs, Pink Cats, Orange Ducks
Doc Tempest: Killer Surf
...from the May, 1964 issue 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #19 The Doclopedia # 1,227 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Octocobragator From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: As we have come to find out via several thankfully non-lethal encounters, Potawango Island can be as deadly as it is wonderful. Today, we saw just … Continue reading Doc Tempest: Killer Surf
The Secret War Between Spoons and Forks
...the knives stay out of it 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #18 The final Earth 5C entry. A new theme will be coming soon. The Doclopedia #1,226 Who Are You On Earth 5C: Mark A. Schmidt Mark A. Schmidt...oh man, I wish I could tell you what he is like on Earth 5C, but … Continue reading The Secret War Between Spoons and Forks
The Rare And Beautiful Turnip Eating Rat Of Potawango Island
...the burp in harmony at night 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #17 The Doclopedia #1,225 Who Are You On Earth 5C: Kyle Miller Although hundreds of millions, if not billions, know Kyle Miller's artwork, far fewer know his name. You see, Kyle is an artist specializing in album cover artwork. Well, mostly CD covers … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Turnip Eating Rat Of Potawango Island
Potholes On The Road To Nowhere
...and they never get fixed 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #16 The Doclopedia #1,224 Who Are You On Earth 5C: Avis Crane Producer, director, writer and sometimes even camerawoman...that is Avis Crane, the richest, most famous and most celebrated person in the adult film industry. So well crafted are the films she makes, so … Continue reading Potholes On The Road To Nowhere
Pickled Squid Sandwich
...just as disgusting as it sounds 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #15 The Doclopedia #1,223 Who Are You On Earth 5C: Kim Marshall The Kim Marshall of Earth 5C is a kindly middle aged woman, a housewife in Toronto, Canada and the Queen of Canadian Crime. It all started when Kin was newly married … Continue reading Pickled Squid Sandwich
The Five Places You Should Never Take Your Cat
...#1: roller coaster The Doclopedia #1,222 Who Are You On Earth 5C: Glen Hallstrom For millions of Earth 5C Americans, Glen Hallstrom is the king of late night television. His talk show “The Smokestack Jones Supershow”, is the #1 rated late night talk show and has been on the air since 1986. The … Continue reading The Five Places You Should Never Take Your Cat
Wicked Oxen Threatened My Ibis
...his name is Ibis Elba 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #11 The Doclopedia #1,221 Who Are You On Earth 5C: Amanda Fenton On Earth 5C, Amanda Fenton, housewife and mother, is widely known for inventing the internet cat video craze. It happened many years ago when she was 10 years old and started posting … Continue reading Wicked Oxen Threatened My Ibis
