...surprisingly little fighting in this one 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #10 The Doclopedia #1,220 Who Are You On Earth 5C: Jeremiah Reed Jeremiah Reed, known as “Stu” to his friends, is the founder and owner of “Stu's Weenie Wagons”, the most popular hot dog carts in Northern California. From the Oregon border to … Continue reading Module V-1: Assault Against The Amazon Seductresses
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Happy National Pickled Fleems Day!
...sorry, deep fried Fleems, your day is in October 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #8 The Doclopedia #1,218 Who Are You On Earth 5C?: Mark Vorwerk Known as the “King of the Daredevils”, Mark Vorwerk first came to international prominence in 2005 when he was the first person ever to dive off the Golden … Continue reading Happy National Pickled Fleems Day!
Doctor Silkmelon and Mr. Porkwaffle Uncover A Dastardly Plot!
...DASTARDLY, I tell you! 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #7 The Doclopedia #1,217 Who Are You On Earth 5C?: Eddy Webb (a real person) Eddy Webb is the kindly young proprietor of “Eddy's Bait Shop” in Slow Creek, Colorado. He took over from his father when dear old dad decided to retire and devote … Continue reading Doctor Silkmelon and Mr. Porkwaffle Uncover A Dastardly Plot!
The Rare and Beautiful Snarky Pigeon Of Potawango Island
...beautiful plumage, but they can be annoying. The Doclopedia #1216 Potion Recipes: The Most Exalted Potion Of Summoning D'Lorkuu And Smiting One's Enemies What You Will Require 16 slaves, preferably Hinokans of the smeem caste 1 liver from an adult male CleTak beast 43 small, yet fully ripe vaa berries 3 gallons of water … Continue reading The Rare and Beautiful Snarky Pigeon Of Potawango Island
Houses Of the Horny
...Led Zeppelin's first idea for a title 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #3 The Doclopedia #1,215 Potion Recipes: Potion Of Truth Note: This potion will cause anyone who drinks it to tell nothing but the truth for up to 12 hours. This can end up having repercussions that last decades. Start off by combining 3 pints … Continue reading Houses Of the Horny
Chapter 177: In Which Our Hero, Fresh Off The Boat From India, Gets Into A Duel With A Spaniard, Woos An American Lass And Deftly Insults A Frenchman.
...which is the best way to do it Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,213 Letter I Have Written: To A Cousin Dear Oswald, It was good to hear from you after all these years! You look great in that picture. It would seem that being in prison helped you lose that weight … Continue reading Chapter 177: In Which Our Hero, Fresh Off The Boat From India, Gets Into A Duel With A Spaniard, Woos An American Lass And Deftly Insults A Frenchman.
The Suspense Filled, Yet Kind Of Sweet, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Dungeon Of The Snake Cult
...co-starring her pet squid, Mr. Calimari The Doclopedia #1,212 Letter I Have Written: To A Girlfriend Dearest Angelique, By now you have realized that I flew the coop sometime between when you fell asleep and when you woke up. Actually, it was at 2:10 am, but that doesn't matter. What does matter is … Continue reading The Suspense Filled, Yet Kind Of Sweet, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Dungeon Of The Snake Cult
Chapter 938: In Which Our Hero Eludes The French By Covering Himself In Lard, Feathers And Small Bits Of Wool
...later earning himself the nickname "Slippery Jim". Our last entry for this theme. Next up: "Well, That's Different" The Doclopedia #1,208 Strange Pet Ailments: Avian Regression Disease There can be little doubt that among the diseases of pets, Avian Regression Disease is the worst and potentially the most deadly. Not deadly for the birds, but … Continue reading Chapter 938: In Which Our Hero Eludes The French By Covering Himself In Lard, Feathers And Small Bits Of Wool
It’s Been 11 Years Since I Ate Coconut Snot
...for an explanation of that, see the May 8, 2004 post in the archives The Doclopedia #1,207 Strange Pet Ailments: Canine/Feline Anal Combustion As all pet owners know, the flatulence produced by our animal friends can be overpowering. Well, if your dog or cat comes down with Anal Combustion, it can be downright dangerous. The … Continue reading It’s Been 11 Years Since I Ate Coconut Snot
A Big Man Goes Down Hard
...must have been the weight of all that lead The Doclopedia #1,206 Strange Pet Ailments: Spider-bunny Virus Because this strange disease allows pet rabbits to walk up walls and on ceilings, it inevitably got the nickname “Spider-bunny virus”. Even vets use it. The disease usually strikes bunnies between the ages of 6 months and two … Continue reading A Big Man Goes Down Hard
Working In A Troll Mine
...going down down down WOOHOO! The Doclopedia is back! The theme for the next few entries is "Strange Pet Ailments". The Doclopedia #1,205 Strange Pet Ailments: Feline Transparency Syndrome Cat owners everywhere are worried about this new ailment that slowly renders the animal nearly invisible. Since cats are often underfoot and move pretty much silently, … Continue reading Working In A Troll Mine
Please Don’t Feed The Zombies
...we have them on a strict diet of politicians The Doclopedia #1,204 Alt. Roleplaying: Trollhunters International The year is 1980 and a doomed archaeological mission has opened up an ancient prison that held the last of the trolls. Now, trolls have spread across the planet, causing all sorts of trouble. Player characters are trollhunters who … Continue reading Please Don’t Feed The Zombies
The Rare And Beautiful Groaning Red Armadillo Of Potawango Island
...they groan because oy, do they have troubles! Such troubles you shouldn't know! A new Doclopedia entry!!! Also, go read my new storyblog here: https://doccross.wordpress.com/ The Doclopedia #1,203 Alt. Roleplaying: Dungeons & Droids In this roleplaying game, players take on the role of Star Wars style droids that are stranded on a world where magic … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Groaning Red Armadillo Of Potawango Island
Kingfisher On The Power Line
...memories from my youth. The Doclopedia #1,201 Critter Avengers Choice: Silky: The Hairy Pupper Series Let me start this out by saying that the Hairy Pupper series was written by a dog on DogEarth 1, so it will not be easy reading for other species. For one thing, detailed descriptions of sounds, smells and body … Continue reading Kingfisher On The Power Line
The Rare & Beautiful Ambling Abalone Of Potawango Island
...they just sort of casually roam around The Doclopedia #1,199 Critter Avengers Choice: Sasha: “Cat Chasin' Bitches” by Titanium Dog This is the latest CD on Barkly Records from Titanium Dog, the hard rocking supergroup that formed after T.C. Growler and LeeLee McCanus left the Beasty Bitches to join former Dawg Sabbath guitarist Poochie Dane … Continue reading The Rare & Beautiful Ambling Abalone Of Potawango Island
Alien Goldfish Hunted My Springboks
...thank goodness they could only do it for a few seconds at a time. The Doclopedia #1,197 Critter Avengers Choice: Daisy: The Adventures Of Doc Savage On Earth 3B, this animated series (which alternates with “The Shadow” every 6 episodes) has been running for 15 years and gets high ratings. The visual style is very … Continue reading Alien Goldfish Hunted My Springboks
The Better Late Than Never, But Still Way Fucking Late, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Gorillas From Mars
...co-starring her new pal, Alice Prunewattle The Doclopedia #1,196 Bats, Man: Mark III Bat Armor The Mark III Bat Armor was supposed to allow Special Forces units to fly/glide into enemy territory, then use advanced night vision, radar and other sensory enhancements to fulfill their mission. The armored suits, while surprisingly lightly and non-restrictive, would … Continue reading The Better Late Than Never, But Still Way Fucking Late, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Gorillas From Mars
Chickens Who Just Don’t Care
...such a terrible attitude, even for poultry The Doclopedia #1,195 Bats, Man: Bat People From Venus Lovers of shlock movie maestro Ed Z. Corman can argue about which of his low budget movies is best, but they all agree that “Bat People From Venus” is his worst. Indeed, the 1958 film is so bad, it … Continue reading Chickens Who Just Don’t Care
Dogs Reading Books, Cats Taking Photos, Canaries Doing Yoga
...Downward Finch is a hard position to master The Doclopedia #1,194 Bats, Man: Micro Bats Earth 11 is nicknamed War Earth and that is a damned accurate description. As of the current year of 2023, pretty much the entire planet is wracked by hundreds of wars. Communist vs Capitalist vs Facist, Male vs Female, … Continue reading Dogs Reading Books, Cats Taking Photos, Canaries Doing Yoga
The Totally Unrelated To Football, Yet Still Very Competitive, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Bathtub Full Of Guacamole
...co-starring her pet skink Malcolm The Doclopedia #1,193 Bats, Man: Giant Fruit Bat The Giant Fruit Bats of Orzongeelo are found only in that steaming and jungle choked land. Measuring a full 7 feet long from nose to tail tip and having a 16 foot wingspan, they are the largest bats on Earth 444. Active … Continue reading The Totally Unrelated To Football, Yet Still Very Competitive, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Bathtub Full Of Guacamole
Let’s Play Confuse The Goat!
...if the goat gets pissed off, everybody loses The Doclopedia #1,192 Bad Swords: Heartbreaker, The Sword That Destroys Yung Ki was the greatest swordswoman of her time, perhaps one of the greatest ever. She had fought battles beyond counting, against both men and demons. She had saved lives, villages, cities and entire kingdoms over the … Continue reading Let’s Play Confuse The Goat!
Not In This Issue: Squid Mating Rituals, Ham And Ireland
...sorry about no ham The Doclopedia #1,191 Bad Swords: Rotseeker, The Sword That Infects “That there sword, it calls out to you, don't it? It wants somebody to pick it up and to use it. But that's just the start of the curse, ya know? After you touch it and feel that cold steel … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Squid Mating Rituals, Ham And Ireland
Mrs Wangdoodle Does A Threesome With Bucky & Squint
...my eyes! Sweet Dog, my eyes! Behold! Two Doclopedia entries today! Huzzah! The Doclopedia #1,189 Bad Swords: Drakeslayer, The Sword That Compels The two handed sword known as “Drakeslayer” is arguably the most famous sword of all in a world where firedrakes, 40 foot long dragons that breath 2,000 degree fire, are constantly at war … Continue reading Mrs Wangdoodle Does A Threesome With Bucky & Squint
Blue Moon Over Hot Jazz
... a painting by Lulu Cross The Doclopedia #1,188 Even More Technobabble!: Genetically Engineered Symbiotic Cephalopod If you are one of the countless sentient species who did not evolve opposable thumbs, fear not, help is on the way! Thanks to the genius of Low Dog Laboratories, now you can use tools and manipulate objects … Continue reading Blue Moon Over Hot Jazz
Handsome Joe Rides In A Canoe
...he's a brave doggie The Doclopedia #1,187 Even More Technobabble!: Portable Quantum Vibration Stabilizer The main problem with traveling to other dimensions (and to a lesser extent, different time periods in your home dimension) is that your quanta vibrate at one frequency and that other dimension vibrates at another. Now, this isn't a huge problem … Continue reading Handsome Joe Rides In A Canoe
