...and two strippers from North Beach The Doclopedia #948 Pie!: Chicken Pot Pie “Ah yes, a most delicious chicken pot pie, don't you agree? Branwell, please convey our pleasure with dinner to Mrs. Zelogny. And ask Walton to set out the reserve brandy. Now, my friends, let us adjourn to my workshop where I … Continue reading Rabbi Bob Goes On A Road Trip With A Turtle
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Bubblegum In The Microwave
...an ill advised experiment A long post today, Gentle Readers. The Doclopedia #947 Pie!: Lemon Meringue Pie It was 12:15 on Saturday, May 22, 1966 that Porky Patterson's mother put a nice fresh lemon meringue pie in the fridge for dinner. At 12:45, she left to go visit Porky's Aunt Hilda on the other side … Continue reading Bubblegum In The Microwave
Caution: Blogger May Be Intoxicated!
...heh, heh..."may" be...heh, heh The Doclopedia #946 Pie!: Summerberry Pie “Oh my, now that hit the spot, that did. Nothing like a nice summerberry pie, is there? Puts me in mind of that time Kree, Sonk and I joined up with those elves and humans on that mad journey to find that wizard staff. … Continue reading Caution: Blogger May Be Intoxicated!
Doc Tempest VS The Russian Robots
...from the July, 1956 issue The Doclopedia #944 Pie!: Sausage Pie “Here you go, folks, a nice hot sausage pie. Dig in, but mind that hot gravy. You know, the crust on this one really turned out nice. I think I might be learning how to cook. Heh heh heh. Oh, I learned this … Continue reading Doc Tempest VS The Russian Robots
The Mystery Of The Innocent Butler
...or was he? Woohoo! New Doclopedia theme today and it all about Pie! Well, OK, pie and other stuff. But, you know, Pie! The Doclopedia #943 Pie!: Blueberry Pie “Yes, ma'am, my partner and I was wondering if you'd have any odd jobs we could do in exchange for maybe a bite to eat of … Continue reading The Mystery Of The Innocent Butler
This Blog Contains Zero Trans Fats
...and no high fructose corn syrup, either! The Doclopedia #942 Islands Of The Circle Sea: Firzogny Island Far up the Balgorz river, where it widens into Lake Firzogny, you'll find Firzogny Island, a mountainous place with thick pine forests, rushing streams and only one small town. It's a peaceful and relaxing place far away … Continue reading This Blog Contains Zero Trans Fats
Not In This Issue: Richard Nixon, Steam Powered Bicycles or Zebra Finches
...we agonized over cutting the zebra finch article The Doclopedia #940 Islands Of The Circle Sea: Black Dragon Island Despite being located a mere 200 miles off the coast of the Corcoro Empire, this island is not claimed by the Corcorites or any other government. Nor will any ship not crewed by madmen get … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Richard Nixon, Steam Powered Bicycles or Zebra Finches
The Rare And Beautiful Six Legged Running Turkey Of Potawango Island
...tasty, but creepy looking and fast The Doclopedia #939 Islands Of The Circle Sea: Skyrise Isle Despite it being a totally ordinary looking island, Skyrise Isle is the most unique bit of real estate on the entire planet of Eltera. Every morning at dawn, this three mile wide island rises 1,000 feet into the … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Six Legged Running Turkey Of Potawango Island
Possums In The Flower Pots
...kind of cute, in an ugly way The Doclopedia #937 Islands Of The Circle Sea: The Poadan Islands Located in the Great Southern Bay, the eight Poadan Islands are a delightful rest stop for any mariner. From the smallest (Tornofu, 1.5 miles across) to the largest (Aralonfu, 26 miles long, 5 miles wide) you'll … Continue reading Possums In The Flower Pots
Crazy Jimmy Jumps Out Of A Balloon
...and finds you can't really parachute from 60 feet up The Doclopedia #935 The Alphabet: Y Y is for…Young Explorers League: Boys and girls, do you have a love of the exciting life? Do you enjoy solving mysteries and exploring new places? Are you smart and adaptable to every situation? If so, then the … Continue reading Crazy Jimmy Jumps Out Of A Balloon
Chapter 339: In Which Our Hero, Having Just Freed A Small Town From The Turks, Goes Off In Search Of A Sacred Pudding
...the Blessed Pudding of Saint Obie The Doclopedia #933 The Alphabet: W W is for…War Ducks!: In the 1980s & 90s, there were few graphic novels as popular as the War Ducks! series. Made up of War Ducks! (1983-1986), War Ducks!: Jungle Hell (1987-1991), War Ducks!: The Big Battle (1992-1994) and War Ducks: Hell … Continue reading Chapter 339: In Which Our Hero, Having Just Freed A Small Town From The Turks, Goes Off In Search Of A Sacred Pudding
It’s All Fun & Games Until You Cast The Wrong Spell
...and "Nuclear Flatulence" is ALWAYS the wrong spell! The Doclopedia #932 The Alphabet: V V is for…Violence Suppressor: From the New York Times, May 7th, 1886: Doctor Karellan has invented the Miracle of Our Age in his Violence Suppressor! His recent demonstrations in the Bronx and Manhattan have proven that his device is a … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until You Cast The Wrong Spell
Rice Creepies
...another cereal that never made it The Doclopedia #930 The Alphabet: T T is for…Tovanite Raiders: On the world of the Circle Sea, the Tovanite Raiders are one of the most feared pirate gangs. Using swift & small, but very tough ships, they attack in swarms of up to a dozen ships. They move … Continue reading Rice Creepies
A Wild Weekend In A Small Town
...that general store will never be the same The Doclopedia #928 The Alphabet: R R is for…Rindi Climber: Among the Tiny Folk of New York City, Rindi Climber is legendary for her skill and bravery. She is also widely thought of as being crazy as a loon. You see, Rindi likes to climb tall … Continue reading A Wild Weekend In A Small Town
Not In This Issue: Italian Shoes, Kumquats or Hydrothermal Vents
...but we do have quilts The Doclopedia #926 The Alphabet: P P is for…Peaches & The Creamettes: These four young ladies (Janet, Katy, Nancy & Dixie) from Atlanta, Georgia, were one of the most popular girl groups of the early 1960s. They first got into the music scene in 1957 when, as sophomores in high … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Italian Shoes, Kumquats or Hydrothermal Vents
Spider And Blondie Encounter Cattle And Goats
...in the middle of the night in the rain The Doclopedia #925 The Alphabet: O O is for…Orbital Eye: Science has no explanation for the Orbital Eye that circles Earth 87. It is known to have entered out solar system sometime in 1966 and reached Earth on March 7, 1969. It orbits at an altitude … Continue reading Spider And Blondie Encounter Cattle And Goats
The Mindbogglingly Convoluted, But Somehow Really Informative, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Charity Treasure Hunt.
...co-starring her favorite teacher, Miss Lena Spozinski The Doclopedia #922 The Alphabet: L Is For... Leaving, Nebraska: The small town of Leaving (population 3,209) is located in the west central portion of the state and would appear to any observer to be a typical small farming community. Being quite a way off the beaten … Continue reading The Mindbogglingly Convoluted, But Somehow Really Informative, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Charity Treasure Hunt.
Doctor Tempest And His Amazing Adventures In The Zombie War
... from the July, 1898 issue The Doclopedia #920 The Alphabet: J Is For... Joozoon Powder: Made from, among other things, the spittle of ancient red dragons and the earwax of a living hell hound, joozoon powder is a primary ingredient in many high lever spells. As one might imagine, it is a rare … Continue reading Doctor Tempest And His Amazing Adventures In The Zombie War
The Rare And Beautiful And Very Large Easily Confused Elephants Of Potawango Island
...in many respects, they are like teenagers The Doclopedia #917 The Alphabet: G Is For... Golden Robots: In 1923, the Eastern European country of Grubansky unleashed an army of golden robots on its two neighboring countries Oxomistan and Anthillia. Within days, they were conquered and the robotic army was heading west. By the … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful And Very Large Easily Confused Elephants Of Potawango Island
A Big Day At The Flea Circus
...I love the tiny elephants. The Doclopedia #914 The Alphabet: D Is For... Dream Gun: When the masked crimefighter known as Brother Night went out in the evening to hunt bad guys, his favored weapon was the Dream Gun. Many an evildoer was sent into a blissful dream state after being shot by it, only … Continue reading A Big Day At The Flea Circus
This Week’s Episode: Willie Borrows Clem’s Mule
...it's a laugh riot The Doclopedia #912 The Alphabet: B B is for...Baker Elves These jolly little elves stand just four inches tall and travel in family groups of 5 to 15. Most baker elves have blond hair, but redheads are not unknown. They all tend to be a bit on the chubby side, but … Continue reading This Week’s Episode: Willie Borrows Clem’s Mule
Handsome Joe Visits Uncle Stanley In France
...or, An American Basset Hound In Paris The Doclopedia #911 The Alphabet: A A is for...Auntie Madder In the Reality of Earth 125, most of the Milky Way galaxy is ruled by the terrifying, yet harmless looking, Auntie Madder and her “Girls & Boys”. Nobody knows where she came from, but when you can cause … Continue reading Handsome Joe Visits Uncle Stanley In France
It’s All Fun And Games Until The Fat Man Gets Stuck In The Chimney
...and those damned elves just laugh at him. The Doclopedia #908 Great Presents/Terrible Presents: ...On A Superhero World Great Present: A day off from heroing Terrible Present: A hand crocheted cape . . The Doclopedia #909 Great Presents/Terrible Presents: ...A Post-Apocalypse World Great Present: Food! Terrible Present: A computer . . The Doclopedia #910 … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until The Fat Man Gets Stuck In The Chimney
Janie Got A Gnu
...song title if Aerosmith were dyslexic The Doclopedia #904 Great Presents/Terrible Presents: ...On A Zombie Apocalypse World Great Present: A solar rechargeable pulse laser rifle with head targeting technology Terrible Present: Eau De Brains perfume The Doclopedia #905 Great Presents/Terrible Presents: ...On A Dog World Great Present: BACON! Pretty much anything made out of or … Continue reading Janie Got A Gnu
A Mink Wearing Pink Climbed Into A Sink To Have A Think
...he was on the brink and boy, did he stink The Doclopedia #902 Useful Holiday Spells: Create Fruitcake Golem If you want a helpful, yet mindless, servant for the holidays, try this spell. You'll need about two dozen good sided fruitcakes, which you will cut up, then reassemble into a humanoid shape. Once the … Continue reading A Mink Wearing Pink Climbed Into A Sink To Have A Think
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