...a direct to video release WooHoo! Two entries today! Also: it's payday! The Doclopedia #268 Altered (United) States: South Dakota "A Moving State" On no less that 9 alternate United States (2 like ours, 1 post apocalypse, 1 old west, 2 steampunk, 1 modern fantasy, 1 Japan conquered & 1 where apes rule), the State … Continue reading Revenge Of The Mother In Law Of Dracula →

...they bake enormous cookies and take you fun places Hey, y'all, it's Tomorrow's Post Today! The Doclopedia #267 Altered (United) States: South Carolina “A State Of Change” On Earth 222, the State of South Carolina is in a constant state of flux. Every two to four years, the state and everything in it changes. Oddly, … Continue reading Attack Of The Giant Grandmothers →

...including a show for the Queen The Doclopedia #266 Altered (United) States: Rhode Island “The REAL Return Of The King” On May 28th, 1958, Private Elvis Presley, who was undergoing basic training at Fort Hood Army Base in Texas, was injured in an accident that resulted in the amputation of his left leg from the … Continue reading The Flying Spanaducci Sisters Play London →

...Yeah, ok, that's twisted The Doclopedia #265 Altered (United) States: Pennsylvania “The Quarantined State” It's simple: You can't go into Pennsylvania because you'll shrink until you're only 12 inches tall. Actually, the shrinking area doesn't start until you get about 5-10 miles into the state, but it's marked off by a very prominent border. Since … Continue reading Mr. Potato Head Salad →

...costarring her new best friend, Buzzy Markowitz The Doclopedia #264 Altered (United) States: Oregon "A lack of Elf control" There are many dimensions in which the United States is part of a fantasy world, but on Earth 61, there are problems in Oregon. It seems that the elves who live there and make up 30% … Continue reading The Mysterious, Yet Amusing, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Road To Nowhere →

...lemon flavored The Doclopedia #263 Altered (United) States: Oklahoma “Texas? What's a Texas?” The title says it all: On not one or two, but five different Earths, Texas does not exist because it is part of the ginormous State of Oklahoma. Oddly though, all of these Oklahomas exist in very ordinary worlds. There is some … Continue reading Yellow Cupcakes →

...somewhere, a fanboy just keeled over dead Well shit! I'm way behind on Doclopedia posts, so this wekend is gonna be all about catching up again. I'm gonna be very glad when I hit the 365 point, so I can switch to doing just 3 of them per week. For now though, enjoy this one. … Continue reading The Adventures Of Harry Potter, Sparkly Vampire, In Middle Earth: Klingon Terminators Attack! →

...afterwards, we all got the munchies and ate the hell outta fish The Doclopedia #261 Altered (United) States: North Dakota “The Nexus State” On Earth 77, where Kansas is home to 83 portals connecting various places on Earth, the state of North Dakota is home to 255 nexus points that connect Earth to other worlds. … Continue reading I Left No Tern Unstoned →

...we have them on a strictly Republican diet The Doclopedia #260 Altered (United) States: North Carolina “The Hippie State” On Earth 72, the Summer of Love was actually started in 1964 and went on until 1973. the hippie philosophy of peace and love was many times more attractive to young people than it ever was … Continue reading Please Don’t Feed The Cannibals →

...yes, I'm a very bad boy The Doclopedia #259 Altered (United) States: New York “Teslafied!” It's really simple: The Age of Steam came to a screaming halt when Thomas Edison died of a heart attack and Nikola Tesla took over and ushered in the Age of Electricity with hundreds of inventions, primary among them the … Continue reading Tom Waits For No Man →

...he's way different since the therapy The Doclopedia #258 Altered (United) States: New Mexico “The Constant State” No matter what dimensions you might travel to, if there is a United States of America there, you can be sure that New Mexico is pretty much like every other New Mexico. No matter how strange the rest … Continue reading Hulk Channel Anger Into Creative Energy →

...you looked, didn't you? The Doclopedia #257 Altered (United) States: New Jersey “Bedeviled” Shortly after the first white settlers set foot in New Jersey, a terrible creature came out of the forest and killed a few of them. Thus was the legend of the Jersey Devil born. Except, of course, that it wasn't a legend … Continue reading Don’t Look Behind You Or You’ll See The Rat Man →

...well, it said "enter title here" The Doclopedia #255 Altered (United) States: Nevada   "Robostate!"  Two years into the Human/Robot War, the robots, who were winning, made the world an offer they couldn't refuse: Give them a section of each continent that would be entirely theirs and they'd stop fighting. The humans agreed without hesitation. … Continue reading Lord Doc Cross, Savior Of California →

....they cost big bucks to get shod The Doclopedia #252 Altered (United) States: Missouri For reasons not fully (or even partially) understood by anyone, on January 10, 1930, technology stopped advancing in the State of Missouri. At first, this was not noticed because most people figured that their brand new gizmo was just defective, but … Continue reading Horses With Golden Hooves →

...especially if it's moving The Doclopedia #251 Altered (United) States: Mississippi   "Run & Hunt" On Earth 5, the heavily forested state of Mississippi is the setting for one of the most interesting and extreme military training functions ever devised: The Mississippi Survival Run. The concept is simple: qualifying members of various special forces units … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until You Get Your Head Stuck In A Bicycle →

...for starters, NEVER piss it off The Doclopedia #250 Altered (United) States: Minnesota “Land Of Giants” To: Lord Bradford Millington  From: Lt. Theodore Roosevelt Subject: Report on the investigation of Giants in Minnesota My Lord, Please forgive the lateness of this report, as we have been under some duress these past weeks. The number of … Continue reading How To Tame Your Pet Wolverine →

...and the vermouth and the olives! The Doclopedia #249 Altered (United) States: Michigan “The Amphibian State” Michigan has 64,980 inland lakes and ponds and nobody in the state lives more than six miles from a natural water source. They are also never more than about 85 miles from one of the Great Lakes. Is it … Continue reading Gone With The Gin →

...en 3-D! The Doclopedia #248 Altered (United) States: Massachusetts “Battle Zone” Nowhere in America is the battle between Good & Evil being fought harder than it is in the the Bay State. Great heroes of justice like Doc Kennedy and the Nighthunter go toe to toe with mob thugs (The Purple Hand Gang), crazed scientists … Continue reading Los Tres Hermanos Contra Dracula! →

...Mmmmm, AB Negative Ok, so these two catch me up again. More bloggage later, but do go read the fiction blog over on Live Journal. The Doclopedia #246 Altered (United) States: Maine  “Hell on Earth” In the late Spring of 1989, Satan claimed most of the state of Maine as “proof that Hell is real … Continue reading Blood Milkshake →

...to try and capture a Big Eyed Gopher on Potawango Island The Doclopedia #245 Altered (United) States: Louisiana The Monster State Louisiana, which in this world includes portions of Texas, Arkansas & Mississippi, has always been the least populated state in the union. This is because it is home to so many dangerous creatures that … Continue reading Mr. Porkwaffle Goes Underground →

...party at the zoo! The Doclopedia #244 Altered (United) States: Kentucky “Faster horses” On Earth 36-B, horses born and raised in Kentucky are markedly different from horses anywhere else. For one thing, they come in colors not found on other horses: purple, blue, green, yellow, orange and combinations of those colors. The very best horses … Continue reading Baboons, Raccoons, Balloons & Tunes →

...hey, even delicious ocean fish need love The Doclopedia #243 Altered (United) States: Kansas  "Totally warped" In most respects, the Kansas of Earth 77 is exactly like our own Kansas, except for the warp holes that connect Kansas to 83 other places on the planet. There were no spatial anomalies anywhere in Kansas or anyplace … Continue reading Cuddly Codfish →

...and it involves Sean Connery and a hot tub full of raspberry jelly The Doclopedia #242 Altered (United) States: Iowa   Mutants R Us! After the brave warriors of the Terran Defense Force fought off the third invasion attempt (August, 2144) by the Venusian Reptoids, it was found that Reptoid terrorists had managed to release … Continue reading Mrs. Wangdoodle Has A Dream →