The Journal Of The American Society Of Transtemporal Explorers

...this is the December, 2106 edition. Last issue was May, 1349. The Doclopedia #302 Pirates Of The Circle Sea: Mr. Loorkas (Note to roleplayers: These characters have no numbers assigned, but I do use various words to denote abilities, skills, etc ) Ulver Loorkas left home for a life on the sea at the tender … Continue reading The Journal Of The American Society Of Transtemporal Explorers

…And That’s Why Spider Could Never Go Back To Omaha

...what a great story that was The Doclopedia #297 Technobabble: We Haz It!: Nanotech Genetic Mutation Transverter Science Fiction, Humor, Modern Strangeness We aren't 100% sure what this thing actually does, but we strongly suspect it has something to do with either superpowers, halfbreed alien babies or super intelligent apes. Hell, come to think of … Continue reading …And That’s Why Spider Could Never Go Back To Omaha

This Is Not My Beautiful Mouse, This Is Not My Beautiful Rice

...if David Byrne shoots me, that will be why. The Doclopedia #295 Technobabble: We Haz It!: Psionic Temporal Rift Adjuster As demonstrated by Professor Ferbingerber at the Dundalk Institute of Technology and Barber College, you can indeed open, close and adjust temporal rifts using psionic energy as generated in the brain of the average teenager … Continue reading This Is Not My Beautiful Mouse, This Is Not My Beautiful Rice

The Very Very Scary, Yet Still Pretty Funny, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Giant Aardvark

...co-starring her horse, Amos The Doclopedia #294 Technobabble: We Haz It!: Quantum Vibratory Tachyon Stimulator Naturally, you would want to use this handy device whenever your tachyons are being a bit sluggish, or perhaps as an extra little reward when they do a really good job. Interestingly, Quantum Vibratory Stimulation is very popular among female … Continue reading The Very Very Scary, Yet Still Pretty Funny, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Giant Aardvark

The Rare And Beautiful Spiny Albino Cow Of Potawango Island

...you've gotta be tough to milk those heifers! Well, well...look what we have here...a new theme! The Doclopedia #293 Technobabble: We Haz It!: Psychotronic Transmutator Helmet The Psychotronic Transmutator Helmet looks very much like an old fashioned top hat that has been festooned with dials, wires, small radar dishes and a few blinking lights. When … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Spiny Albino Cow Of Potawango Island

Chapter 356: In Which Our Hero Rides Off To War Alongside His Trusty Friends Mick And Georgie

...and, of course, the dog known only as "Spanky" The Doclopedia #285 Things Found Underground: Pink Blobs On the planet Korrs, (an unremarkable world of deserts, grasslands, shallow seas and low mountains) mining explorers have found a very interesting new life form: the Pink Blobs. These 50 to 100 pound light pink globs of goo … Continue reading Chapter 356: In Which Our Hero Rides Off To War Alongside His Trusty Friends Mick And Georgie

The Five Blue Budgies Build A Secret Headquarters

...in an oak tree in the back yard WooHoo! Another Doclopedia post! The Doclopedia #284 Things Found Underground: Kobold Spears Kobold Spears are among the finest of weapons. Crafted lovingly from a secret formula for steel that only the Deep Dwarves know, these spears fly true when thrown and penetrate deeply when they hit. Due … Continue reading The Five Blue Budgies Build A Secret Headquarters

How YOU Can Earn $50,000 A Week Selling Rotten Vegetables

...first, find somebody who needs a shitload of rotting vegetables The Doclopedia #281 Things Found Underground: Popping Rocks Popping Rocks are strange things, really. Toss one about the size of a walnut into a campfire and within two or three minutes, there will come a load “POP!” and the bloody thing will expand to the … Continue reading How YOU Can Earn $50,000 A Week Selling Rotten Vegetables

The Rare And Beautiful And Potentially Dangerous Purple Horny Gorillas Of Potawango Island

...do NOT turn your back on them I'm a day behind, but should be catching up this weekend. And now, today's Wascally Wobot... The Doclopedia #279 Wascally Wobots: Darwin AKA Mars Biological Experiment Robot Darwin was the nickname given to the robot that landed on Mars in 2002 for the express purpose of conducting experiments … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful And Potentially Dangerous Purple Horny Gorillas Of Potawango Island

Dr. Silkmelon Invents A New Type Of Airship

...it has a cloaking device WOO HOO! New theme! The Doclopedia #278 Wascally Wobots: C-115/B AKA “Dogbot” In February, 2009, the Yoshimitsu Entertainment Corporation announced that in 2010 it would begin shipping “the cutting edge in robotic pets”, Dogbot. This canine robot would be, the press releases said, “the ultimate pet and the finest robotic … Continue reading Dr. Silkmelon Invents A New Type Of Airship

Cool Space Chickens

...from the planet Poultriana The Doclopedia #273 Altered (United) States: Virginia “An Uplifting State” In the year 2110, the Commonwealth of Virginia is America's center for advancing the evolution of other Terran lifeforms. Starting in 2029, the researchers at both the University of Virginia and EvoAdvance Technologies began using genetic manipulation, selective breeding and cybernetics … Continue reading Cool Space Chickens