...I hate when that happens Yo, internet homies, today I'm starting a hopefully pretty regular series where I cover various topics about things I like. Later, I'll start a similar series about things that piss me off. First up today: food! Great Things To Eat: Part One Curry: There are all sorts of curries out … Continue reading Chapter 92: In Which Our Hero, Whilst Infiltrating The Coronation Of The French King, Is Afflicted With Flatulence Most Foul
Tag: Doclopedia
I Said “Living Dead”, Not “Living Bread”!
...now I've got to shotgun that loaf of rye Goddammit, I swear that in 2012 I'll get back to a regular posting schedule here. In the mean time, a few tidbits before I roll out the first of several new Doclopedia posts. 1: It looks very much like I'll be running two official games at … Continue reading I Said “Living Dead”, Not “Living Bread”!
You’ve Got A Fiend In Me, Buddy!
...what? The Doclopedia #388 My Family, Part Two..: Cousin Amy Unlike many of my relatives, my cousin Amy was not mentally “different”, had no strange religious or political affiliations, didn't obsess over anything and was, in general, a nice ordinary young lady. Except for being invisible much of the time. Sadly, Amy was afflicted with … Continue reading You’ve Got A Fiend In Me, Buddy!
Sauce For The Gooseberry
...yum? After giving it some thought and also seeing how this blog has not been getting my full love and attention, I've decided that I wil go back to posting Doclopedia entries here. Longer fiction pieces wil still be put on the fiction blog over at http://doccross.blogspot.com/ (where right now you can find the second … Continue reading Sauce For The Gooseberry
The Blatantly Pornographic, Yet Still Somehow Work Safe, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Three Hunky Guys
...co-starring her best friend, Fully Flexible Francine Doc Update #47,003 READING: World War Z by Max Brooks EATING: Too damned much. Severe dieting & exercise starts soon DOING: Removal of summer garden veggies/Planting of the winter garden veggies. WRITING: As much as possible, but still not enough. LISTENING: To more Americana and Swing, less Rock … Continue reading The Blatantly Pornographic, Yet Still Somehow Work Safe, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Three Hunky Guys
The Horticultural Whore Returns From The Dead
...or at least dormancy It has been a damned long time since I did one of these garden updates, so here goes. For the last year or two, my garden has been overrun by weeds. This has not changed, but it will next week when I rent a weed whacker and lay waste to my … Continue reading The Horticultural Whore Returns From The Dead
The Flying Spanaducci Sisters in “Ropin’, Ridin’ & Romance”
...co-starring the Ritz Brothers Doc Update I'm going to try to do near daily posts on here, but you never know what Real Life stuff will pop up to get in the way of that. I hope to post some roleplaying ideas and such, as well as a review of some of my favorite music, … Continue reading The Flying Spanaducci Sisters in “Ropin’, Ridin’ & Romance”
Electrical Zombies From Inner Space
...in ZOMBIESCOPE A Note From The Future! (This post revised 5/19/2012) This post was originally about me putting Doclopedia stuff on the fiction blog, but that didn't work out, so I'm moving it back here. In fact, as of 5/19/2012, the fiction blog (over on Blogger) is living on borrowed time. So here are some … Continue reading Electrical Zombies From Inner Space
Bucky & Squint Are The New Black
...no, I don't know what it means UPDATES!: Grace's arm is healing up nicely and she can sleep on her back now, although not for too long...I got one of my slightly less than every two years royalty checks from Steve Jackson Games. $29.99! It will go into the DunDraCon fund...Speaking of DunDraCon, I may … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Are The New Black
The Dreaded Flying Booger Bomb
...incoming!!! The Doclopedia #373 Great Junkyards: Mantoni's Junkyard Founded in 1870 by Enzo Mantoni in Brooklyn, New York, this junkyard is a mecca for tinkerers, inventors and gadgeteers because it has the best science junk anywhere. Early on, old Enzo managed to get salvage rights to junk left on the streets in all five boroughs … Continue reading The Dreaded Flying Booger Bomb
Hugo Drove A Yugo
...and we all tried not to laugh Yarr, ya goggle eyed grunions, it be Talk Like A Pirate Day and Ol' Cap'n Doc is settin' sail for fun and mayhem! It also be the beginnin' of a new week fer the Doclopedia, so ya can take a gander below, iffin' ye can read, that is. … Continue reading Hugo Drove A Yugo
The Rare And Beautiful Dancing Flea Beetles Of Potawango Island
...such beautiful choreography I am sorely tempted to take a couple more staycation days next month. There's a bunch of stuff what needs to be done around the old homestead. Of course, I could also do some writing, too. Here is the final Doclopedia entry for this week, folks! Enjoy it and PLEASE comment on … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Dancing Flea Beetles Of Potawango Island
Tales Of Lusty Wickedness
or wicked lustiness Grace Update: She will be working half days this week, then full time after that. She seems to be healing up at the proper pace and is in less pain every day, although she did have a bout of food poisoning on Sunday night and Monday morning. And now, today's Doclopedia entry … Continue reading Tales Of Lusty Wickedness
A Young Ladies Book Of Proper Adventuring
...with special attention paid to comfortable clothing and guns This week is First Contact/Last Contact Week in the good old Doclopedia. Enjoy! The Doclopedia #369 First Contact/Last Contact: The Delvians Meet Cats & Dogs Begin Transcription of the Report by Zif Commander Soolox, Highest Scholar Wivnib and Kwilbik Technichian Second Plateau Mooltav to the Most … Continue reading A Young Ladies Book Of Proper Adventuring
The House Where The Quiet People Live
...they only speak just before they attack you. The Doclopedia #368 An Assortment Of Wands: Investigator's Wand Size: 12 inches Construction: Teak with a Dog Hair core Adornments: Your choice of assorted Runes, Wards and Color Accents Major Enchantment: Protective Aura Minor Enchantment: Instant Light For those brave wizards who are explorers, treasure hunters or … Continue reading The House Where The Quiet People Live
The International Fruit Bat Observer’s Journal
...if, you know, you're into observing fruit bats The Doclopedia #367 An Assortment Of Wands: Student Wand Size: 10 inches Construction: Oak with an Elven Hair core Adornments: Student's name in any of 24 colors Major Enchantment: Age Appropriate Spells Minor Enchantment: No Loss Made for boys and girls age 11 to 16, this wand … Continue reading The International Fruit Bat Observer’s Journal
Sick Teen Tongues
...say it a couple of times And now, the first post of the Doclopedia, Year Two. The Doclopedia #366 An Assortment Of Wands: Dueling Wand Size: 11 inches Construction: Maple with a Dragon Penis Tendon core Adornments: Very small custom made Runes Major Enchantment: Toughened Minor Enchantment: Non-Slip Grip A good dueling wand needs to … Continue reading Sick Teen Tongues
The Fat Old Hippie Dances
...and frolics, too Here it is, folks! The 365th of my 365 posts in 365 days! Go me! The winner of the Bribe-A-Thon was Avis Crane, the ONLY one of you scurvy dogs to offer a proper bribe. Note: There will now be about a week or two before I resume doing Doclopedia posts at … Continue reading The Fat Old Hippie Dances
Tales Calculated To Make You Go “EWWWWWW!”
...on sale now! The Doclopedia #364 Basset Hounds...in Space!: Captain Roscoe Captain Roscoe T. Dogg, commander of the starship “Fetch!”, is the most famous captain in Dogstarfleet. He has won many battles (both military and diplomatic), discovered many new worlds, made first contact with many new species and had sex with more alien bitches than … Continue reading Tales Calculated To Make You Go “EWWWWWW!”
The Mooniper In Juniper
...no, I don't know why The Doclopedia #363 Assorted Books (Bad Style): The Book of Winning “Any young person who reads The Book of Winning, by Reverend Bertram K. Bonner, will surely profit from it. The sound moral stories and examples of how leading an upright life will help one “win” in life, especially when … Continue reading The Mooniper In Juniper
The Most Dangerous Babe on The Block
...she was trouble from head to toe, except for that one small spot on her left arm The Doclopedia #361 Worst. Smells. EVAR: Gilvian Cat-Ape Sweat The scent of the Cat-Apes, found thankfully only on Gilvia 4, is disgusting enough to begin with, but when they begin to sweat, it's enough to make a robot … Continue reading The Most Dangerous Babe on The Block
Doc Tempest VS The Giant Of The North
...from the August, 1958 issue and co-starring Doc Mystery. Master Detective The Doclopedia #359 The Seven Kingdoms: Brindolhoff The mighty kingdom of Brindolhoff is the largest of the Seven Kingdoms, being 150 miles from north to south and 700 miles from west to east. It is also the most populous, with 4,000,000 people...a quarter of … Continue reading Doc Tempest VS The Giant Of The North
Dear Mothra, I’m Sorry I Stepped On Those Two Tiny Women
...please don't destroy Tokyo again. Two Doclopedia posts today, and one of them is a crossover to a fiction blog entry! Woohoo! The Doclopedia #357 Diners, Cafes & Burger Joints: Asteroid Burgers Welcome to Asteroid Burgers, an old fashioned drive in restaurant...in space! We feature a variety of hamburgers and cheeseburgers made with the finest … Continue reading Dear Mothra, I’m Sorry I Stepped On Those Two Tiny Women
Rum, Rum Rum!
...breakfast of champions for pirates! NEWS UPDATE: The final 10 entries for my 365 Doclopedia posts will all be singles for 10 different themes. Enjoy! The Doclopedia #356 Unknown Famous Explorers...: Hubley Withers Doctor Hubley Withers, an archaeologist from the University of Kansas, was visiting the Pacific island of Loowali when he found an old … Continue reading Rum, Rum Rum!
Country Fried Rat With Fungus Gravy
...not as popular as you might think The Doclopedia #355 The Rise Of The...: Replacements And by replacements, we of course mean a new and better adapted form of hominid who did to Homo sapiens what Homo sapiens did to Neanderthal and all the other hominids they encountered: wiped them out and took their place. … Continue reading Country Fried Rat With Fungus Gravy
