...Handsome Joe is everybody's favorite basset hound Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,266 The Alphabet: O is for… Oregon Plague...is the common name for a virulent disease that first appeared in the coastal town of Newport, Oregon in the summer of 1988 and rapidly spread across first North America, then … Continue reading Handsome Joe And The New Dog House
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The Mysterious And Spooky, But Still Somewhat Jolly, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Half-Assed Plan Of Fu Manchu
...co-starring her pet goose, Gus Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,264 The Alphabet: N is for… NoodleQuest...was, in the early days of computer games, one of the best selling games worldwide. While the graphics were simple and the sound was even simpler, the challenge of collecting bowls of noodles that … Continue reading The Mysterious And Spooky, But Still Somewhat Jolly, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Half-Assed Plan Of Fu Manchu
Thrilling Mom Tales
....written by actual moms The Doclopedia #1,262 The Alphabet: M is for… Mountain Orcs…are primarily found at or very near the tree line of very large mountains. They live in extended family groups of 15 to 30 members and are much larger and stronger than ordinary Orcs. Males average 6 feet tall and 200 pounds. … Continue reading Thrilling Mom Tales
Boys On The Run With Dogs
...damned if I can remember what we were running from Life On The Magic Bus "I'm sorry. I must have misheard you.” Doc Clay was sitting in his favorite chair on the Bus, facing Grace, his son Sam and his daughter in law Rani. Rani laughed at his genuinely puzzled expression. “I said, you are … Continue reading Boys On The Run With Dogs
Real Housewives Of Leng
...they're dreamy Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,260 The Alphabet: L is for… Loyd The Lucky...AKA Sir Loyd of Blankenship AKA The Scarlet Highwayman. As you can no doubt deduce, Loyd was a man of noble descent who also had a secret identity as a red garbed highwayman in England … Continue reading Real Housewives Of Leng
The Spy Who Hugged Me
...it was a very good hug The Doclopedia #1,258 The Alphabet: K is for… Kinkajous...which took the place of cats on Earth 2-F once all the domestic housecats developed Merton's Syndrome and died. These Central and South American cousins to the raccoon are much longer lived and easier to domesticate in that reality. They … Continue reading The Spy Who Hugged Me
The Thirteen Things You Should Never Tell A Cat
...#1 is "You're only a cat" Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,256 The Alphabet: J is for… Jangwo...or as the natives of Ruined Chicago call it, “fast killer cat thing”. Jangwos are cougar sized felines that can move with astounding speed and do a long leap of up to 50 … Continue reading The Thirteen Things You Should Never Tell A Cat
Clown Army Neutralizer
...fuck clowns and fuck their army The Doclopedia #1,254 The Alphabet: I is for… Idiot Girl...who was, in fact, not an idiot. Samiya Bukhari was a Saudi girl born into an old fashioned and hardline Islamic family. Until she was 10 years old, life was pleasant enough, even though she sometimes chafed under the … Continue reading Clown Army Neutralizer
Milk Bullets
... from discontented cows The Doclopedia #1,252 The Alphabet: H is for… Hotel For Monsters...a Japanese anime series following the misadventures of young Hidoke as he attempts to do his job as a room service boy in a creepy old hotel that caters to all manner of monsters. His job is not made any … Continue reading Milk Bullets
Trapping The Wild Podcaster
...so you can release them later at a convention The Doclopedia #1,244 The Alphabet: D is for… Disco Detective...was the hero of a series of 10 paperback novels published between 1976 and 1979. The main protagonist was former cop Lance Cutter, who was now a private eye and professional disco dancer. He was aided … Continue reading Trapping The Wild Podcaster
ROCKET G-MEN! EPISODE 2: WATERSLIDE DOOM!
...Hey, that's not water! Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,240 The Alphabet: B is for… Beetles & Battles...is the #1 roleplaying game on the Earth 2-C Mars colony. Based upon the 120 year old roleplaying game Dragons & Dungeons, players take the role of 100 pound mutant beetles that … Continue reading ROCKET G-MEN! EPISODE 2: WATERSLIDE DOOM!
Doc Tempest VS The Master Of Murder
...from the August 1953 issue Monday Patreon Backer Shoutout! Carol Robinson, Mark A Schmidt, Loyd Blankenship and Derek Pearcy have all backed this blog. Thank you all! If YOU would like to back me on this blog, and maybe even on a podcast, just go here... https://www.patreon.com/DocCross And now, another go 'round at … Continue reading Doc Tempest VS The Master Of Murder
Dye Hard
...a little shout out to tie dyers DogCon 9 Day Seven: In which we spend our last day at the con and finish it off with plans for next year. This will be short and sweet, folks, since it is almost 1:00 am and the bus is rocketing across our great country at just under … Continue reading Dye Hard
No Man’s Lamb
...those sheep belong to Little Bo Peep! DogCon 9 Day Six: In which I do a very cursory bit of reportage on my day, with critter commentary. The Summer of Love party last night was great, especially for those of us who actually grew up in the 60's. However, as often happens when one dances … Continue reading No Man’s Lamb
Spanking The Monk
...WAY different than spanking the monkey The Doclopedia # 1,237 The Crazy Game: Variation #300 Number of players: 6 to 21 Uniforms: Necktie (bow ties are okay), human ladies undies Playing field: Any 3 average suburban front yards, without fancy landscaping. Minimum equipment: 33 old unmatched socks, 1 empty (but clean) soup can, 5 sticks … Continue reading Spanking The Monk
Wobbly Wombats
...wandering willy nilly Hot damn! Check it out, a new regular feature! Weekly New Worlds: Earth 5-A “Talking Jesus Earth” On Earth 5-A, one of the biggest and most bizarre differences is that Jesus Christ, or some entity claiming to be him, pops up frequently to talk to various individuals. The strange thing … Continue reading Wobbly Wombats
Masked Rocket G-Men! Episode 1: PICKLES OF DEATH!
...dastardly dills! The Doclopedia # 1,236 The Crazy Game: Variation #196 Number of players: 7 to 16 Uniforms: Berets, tie dye scarves, one black sock Playing field: 157 feet by 271 feet. Must be grass covered and must contain at least one small mound about 7 feet across and 18 inches high at the … Continue reading Masked Rocket G-Men! Episode 1: PICKLES OF DEATH!
Moon Juice And Star Biscuits
...mmm, moon juice The Doclopedia # 1,234 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Popping Yellow Watermelons From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: As I stated in my last post, we had two rather disastrous encounters with nature and the second one was with a plant. Specifically, it was with a fair … Continue reading Moon Juice And Star Biscuits
The California Kid Slides Into Home
...he was not, however, playing baseball The Doclopedia # 1,232 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Gong Cows From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: After our grisly encounter with the Carnivorous Fig Tree yesterday, we were very much pleased to have a far more pleasant encounter this morning when our breakfast … Continue reading The California Kid Slides Into Home
All About Jovian Cloud Demons
...a book for children The Doclopedia # 1,231 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Carnivorous Fig Tree From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: Today, we walked many pleasant miles to the edge of the foothills that lead up into what I have named the Sierra Potawango Mountains. However, our pleasant day … Continue reading All About Jovian Cloud Demons
Chapter 917: In Which Our Hero, Clad Only In A Modest Nightshirt, Has Difficulty Exiting A School For Young Ladies
...they kept tackling him The Adventures of Captain Flame #3 The Grand Square of the Most Glorious City of Mabuuth was always busy, regardless of the hour of the day. There were hundreds of market stalls, dozens of taverns and inns, brothels, gambling halls and a hundred other business. There were also scores … Continue reading Chapter 917: In Which Our Hero, Clad Only In A Modest Nightshirt, Has Difficulty Exiting A School For Young Ladies
The Pancake Goblins And The Ice Cream Dwarves Go To War!
...it's a really great smelling war The Doclopedia # 1,230 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Gooey Wallaby From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: Today we continued our trek through the temperate forests and fields of this northern part of the island. The more I stroll along, the more I … Continue reading The Pancake Goblins And The Ice Cream Dwarves Go To War!
Human Slippers For Bunnies
...not made from real humans 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #21 The Doclopedia # 1,229 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Pole Dancing Lemurs From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: I am constantly amazed by this island. The animal and plant life are a constant source of wonder. However, even the … Continue reading Human Slippers For Bunnies
White Dogs, Pink Cats, Orange Ducks
...all living in harmony 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #20 The Doclopedia # 1,228 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Giant Yellow Bunnies From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: After our decidedly unnerving encounter with the Octocobragator, our party today decided to go in search of a much less aggressive species, … Continue reading White Dogs, Pink Cats, Orange Ducks
Doc Tempest: Killer Surf
...from the May, 1964 issue 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #19 The Doclopedia # 1,227 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Octocobragator From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: As we have come to find out via several thankfully non-lethal encounters, Potawango Island can be as deadly as it is wonderful. Today, we saw just … Continue reading Doc Tempest: Killer Surf
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