...the knives stay out of it 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #18 The final Earth 5C entry. A new theme will be coming soon. The Doclopedia #1,226 Who Are You On Earth 5C: Mark A. Schmidt Mark A. Schmidt...oh man, I wish I could tell you what he is like on Earth 5C, but … Continue reading The Secret War Between Spoons and Forks
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The Rare And Beautiful Turnip Eating Rat Of Potawango Island
...the burp in harmony at night 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #17 The Doclopedia #1,225 Who Are You On Earth 5C: Kyle Miller Although hundreds of millions, if not billions, know Kyle Miller's artwork, far fewer know his name. You see, Kyle is an artist specializing in album cover artwork. Well, mostly CD covers … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Turnip Eating Rat Of Potawango Island
Potholes On The Road To Nowhere
...and they never get fixed 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #16 The Doclopedia #1,224 Who Are You On Earth 5C: Avis Crane Producer, director, writer and sometimes even camerawoman...that is Avis Crane, the richest, most famous and most celebrated person in the adult film industry. So well crafted are the films she makes, so … Continue reading Potholes On The Road To Nowhere
Pickled Squid Sandwich
...just as disgusting as it sounds 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #15 The Doclopedia #1,223 Who Are You On Earth 5C: Kim Marshall The Kim Marshall of Earth 5C is a kindly middle aged woman, a housewife in Toronto, Canada and the Queen of Canadian Crime. It all started when Kin was newly married … Continue reading Pickled Squid Sandwich
The Five Places You Should Never Take Your Cat
...#1: roller coaster The Doclopedia #1,222 Who Are You On Earth 5C: Glen Hallstrom For millions of Earth 5C Americans, Glen Hallstrom is the king of late night television. His talk show “The Smokestack Jones Supershow”, is the #1 rated late night talk show and has been on the air since 1986. The … Continue reading The Five Places You Should Never Take Your Cat
Module V-1: Assault Against The Amazon Seductresses
...surprisingly little fighting in this one 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #10 The Doclopedia #1,220 Who Are You On Earth 5C: Jeremiah Reed Jeremiah Reed, known as “Stu” to his friends, is the founder and owner of “Stu's Weenie Wagons”, the most popular hot dog carts in Northern California. From the Oregon border to … Continue reading Module V-1: Assault Against The Amazon Seductresses
Dogs On The Run
...usually from the police 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #10 The Adventures of Captain Flame #2 It had been a good while since Flame had eaten a gourmet meal and Uncle Luke had not disappointed. Every bite, and there had been many during the 12 courses, had been delicious, as had the five types of wine. … Continue reading Dogs On The Run
The Adventures Of Meerkat-Man
...a very alert and upright superhero CatCon 8 Day 1: In which a wide variety of potato products are thrown about and we watch movies In Grimly, Arizona, Potato Throwing Days started in 1886 when the “damned near all male” population of this mountain logging and mining town got tired of eating the potatoes that … Continue reading The Adventures Of Meerkat-Man
Mrs. Wangdoodle Takes A Selfie
...to put on her Facebook page Hey, look! It's a new entry for Life On The Magic Bus! Yay! Life On The Magic Bus WARNING! WARNING! Temporally Displaced Post! This Post Is From The FUTURE. Read At Your Own Risk! Doc Clay was racing along on inline hoverskates at about 25 miles an hour. The … Continue reading Mrs. Wangdoodle Takes A Selfie
Handsome Joe Eats A Whole Pizza
...and was one full little hound Life On The Magic Bus Chapter 2, Part 4: The World’s Biggest Toilet Paper Rolls And Other Adventures At last, toilet paper! A legend dies! Destination Sign: Where You Least Expect Us Captain’s log, 4/17/2009, 1:45 pm We slept in a bit this morning before driving for two hours to … Continue reading Handsome Joe Eats A Whole Pizza
The Day I Saw A Duck Riding A Horse
...at a trot, even! Life On The Magic Bus Chapter 2, Part 1: The World’s Biggest Toilet Paper Rolls And Other Adventures Enter Joe Lucy chooses poorly Diary entry for Winker Sue Clay, 4/15/2009, 3:15 pm Dear Diary, Man, am I ever glad we are finally leaving on this trip. The past 3 weeks since Dad … Continue reading The Day I Saw A Duck Riding A Horse
Kingfisher On The Power Line
...memories from my youth. The Doclopedia #1,201 Critter Avengers Choice: Silky: The Hairy Pupper Series Let me start this out by saying that the Hairy Pupper series was written by a dog on DogEarth 1, so it will not be easy reading for other species. For one thing, detailed descriptions of sounds, smells and body … Continue reading Kingfisher On The Power Line
The Rare & Beautiful Ambling Abalone Of Potawango Island
...they just sort of casually roam around The Doclopedia #1,199 Critter Avengers Choice: Sasha: “Cat Chasin' Bitches” by Titanium Dog This is the latest CD on Barkly Records from Titanium Dog, the hard rocking supergroup that formed after T.C. Growler and LeeLee McCanus left the Beasty Bitches to join former Dawg Sabbath guitarist Poochie Dane … Continue reading The Rare & Beautiful Ambling Abalone Of Potawango Island
Alien Goldfish Hunted My Springboks
...thank goodness they could only do it for a few seconds at a time. The Doclopedia #1,197 Critter Avengers Choice: Daisy: The Adventures Of Doc Savage On Earth 3B, this animated series (which alternates with “The Shadow” every 6 episodes) has been running for 15 years and gets high ratings. The visual style is very … Continue reading Alien Goldfish Hunted My Springboks
The Better Late Than Never, But Still Way Fucking Late, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Gorillas From Mars
...co-starring her new pal, Alice Prunewattle The Doclopedia #1,196 Bats, Man: Mark III Bat Armor The Mark III Bat Armor was supposed to allow Special Forces units to fly/glide into enemy territory, then use advanced night vision, radar and other sensory enhancements to fulfill their mission. The armored suits, while surprisingly lightly and non-restrictive, would … Continue reading The Better Late Than Never, But Still Way Fucking Late, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Gorillas From Mars
Chickens Who Just Don’t Care
...such a terrible attitude, even for poultry The Doclopedia #1,195 Bats, Man: Bat People From Venus Lovers of shlock movie maestro Ed Z. Corman can argue about which of his low budget movies is best, but they all agree that “Bat People From Venus” is his worst. Indeed, the 1958 film is so bad, it … Continue reading Chickens Who Just Don’t Care
Dogs Reading Books, Cats Taking Photos, Canaries Doing Yoga
...Downward Finch is a hard position to master The Doclopedia #1,194 Bats, Man: Micro Bats Earth 11 is nicknamed War Earth and that is a damned accurate description. As of the current year of 2023, pretty much the entire planet is wracked by hundreds of wars. Communist vs Capitalist vs Facist, Male vs Female, … Continue reading Dogs Reading Books, Cats Taking Photos, Canaries Doing Yoga
The Totally Unrelated To Football, Yet Still Very Competitive, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Bathtub Full Of Guacamole
...co-starring her pet skink Malcolm The Doclopedia #1,193 Bats, Man: Giant Fruit Bat The Giant Fruit Bats of Orzongeelo are found only in that steaming and jungle choked land. Measuring a full 7 feet long from nose to tail tip and having a 16 foot wingspan, they are the largest bats on Earth 444. Active … Continue reading The Totally Unrelated To Football, Yet Still Very Competitive, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Bathtub Full Of Guacamole
Let’s Play Confuse The Goat!
...if the goat gets pissed off, everybody loses The Doclopedia #1,192 Bad Swords: Heartbreaker, The Sword That Destroys Yung Ki was the greatest swordswoman of her time, perhaps one of the greatest ever. She had fought battles beyond counting, against both men and demons. She had saved lives, villages, cities and entire kingdoms over the … Continue reading Let’s Play Confuse The Goat!
Not In This Issue: Squid Mating Rituals, Ham And Ireland
...sorry about no ham The Doclopedia #1,191 Bad Swords: Rotseeker, The Sword That Infects “That there sword, it calls out to you, don't it? It wants somebody to pick it up and to use it. But that's just the start of the curse, ya know? After you touch it and feel that cold steel … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Squid Mating Rituals, Ham And Ireland
Mrs Wangdoodle Does A Threesome With Bucky & Squint
...my eyes! Sweet Dog, my eyes! Behold! Two Doclopedia entries today! Huzzah! The Doclopedia #1,189 Bad Swords: Drakeslayer, The Sword That Compels The two handed sword known as “Drakeslayer” is arguably the most famous sword of all in a world where firedrakes, 40 foot long dragons that breath 2,000 degree fire, are constantly at war … Continue reading Mrs Wangdoodle Does A Threesome With Bucky & Squint
Blue Moon Over Hot Jazz
... a painting by Lulu Cross The Doclopedia #1,188 Even More Technobabble!: Genetically Engineered Symbiotic Cephalopod If you are one of the countless sentient species who did not evolve opposable thumbs, fear not, help is on the way! Thanks to the genius of Low Dog Laboratories, now you can use tools and manipulate objects … Continue reading Blue Moon Over Hot Jazz
Handsome Joe Rides In A Canoe
...he's a brave doggie The Doclopedia #1,187 Even More Technobabble!: Portable Quantum Vibration Stabilizer The main problem with traveling to other dimensions (and to a lesser extent, different time periods in your home dimension) is that your quanta vibrate at one frequency and that other dimension vibrates at another. Now, this isn't a huge problem … Continue reading Handsome Joe Rides In A Canoe
The Ham What Am Plus A Side Order Of Spam
...damn! The Doclopedia #1,186 Even More Technobabble!: Regenerating Nanoskin Let's face it, normal skin works just fine for ordinary folks, but if you are a costumed hero without superpowers, regular skin takes a hell of a beating and scars pretty easily. What you need is a synthetic skin that's WAY tougher. That is why … Continue reading The Ham What Am Plus A Side Order Of Spam
Please Don’t Feed The Kraken
...and for goodness sake, do NOT unleash him Sasha Explains It All You Are Not Alone, Or Even Unique One of the things that makes humans and a whole bunch of other races interesting and also kind of delusional is this whole idea of you each being totally unique. This belief is a cherished … Continue reading Please Don’t Feed The Kraken
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