...just a light snackThe Doclopedia #3,043 The Alphabet: J Is For...Jerkface Jerkface was a costumed criminal from 1969 to 1981 on Earth 19-S. He was not exceptionally smart, but he was cunning and very good at escaping capture. His gang was very loyal to him. They mostly committed robberies of banks, jewelry stores, and high … Continue reading French Fries And A Milkshake
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Not In This Issue: Rants, Pants, Ants, Or Artichokes
...there is a piece on milkThe Doclopedia #3,042 The Alphabet: I Is For...Ink Of CreationThis very hard to make and hugely expensive to purchase ink is one of the most powerful magical items available.Simply put, whatever one draws with it will come to life and do whatever the creator tells it to do, with the … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Rants, Pants, Ants, Or Artichokes
Air Frying Some Fleems
...makes 'em nice and crunchyThe Doclopedia #3,041 The Alphabet: H Is For...Hideouts Inc. This business is exactly what it says, they build or modify hideouts for people and groups who need them. Aside from criminals of all sorts, their customers include heroes, government agencies, mad scientists, politicians, and a surprising number of unfaithful married folks … Continue reading Air Frying Some Fleems
The Garden Gnomes Leave Town
...nobody knows where they wentThe Doclopedia #3,040 The Alphabet: G Is For...Glokazoka On Earth 14-L, humankind has settled throughout the solar system. The Space Navy patrols to maintain the peace and help during emergencies.As in any military, there has arisen plenty of slang terms. One of the most common is “glokazoka”, which can mean anything … Continue reading The Garden Gnomes Leave Town
Meat Monsters Of Mars
...a very low budget movieThe Doclopedia #3,039 The Alphabet: F Is For...FlinksyOn Earth 1-H, one of the most popular games worldwide is Flinksy. The concept is simple: players flick a small wooden or plastic disc through a dungeon, trying not to land on traps, tricks, or monsters. They do try to land on equipment or … Continue reading Meat Monsters Of Mars
Jokes For Cats
...but they probably won't laughThe Doclopedia #3,038 The Alphabet: E Is For...Eaters Three feet tall, insatiably hungry, armed with sharp knives, and possibly insane, a group of Eaters is not a thing you want to meet. They will attack screaming “EAT! EAT! EAT!” while trying their best to carve you up like a Christmas goose.Fortunately, … Continue reading Jokes For Cats
Quite A Nice Young Rabbit
...just don't let him borrow your carThe Doclopedia #3,037 The Alphabet: D Is For...Dragon Dogs Dragon Dogs are winged dogs who can actually breath fire, just like a dragon. They tend to be very territorial and fierce fighters. If domesticated, they are protective of their family. In battle, they are quite fast and hard to … Continue reading Quite A Nice Young Rabbit
Facts About Spoons
...part of a series The Doclopedia #3,036 The Alphabet: C Is For...Check Everything! Jeez! I can't believe you other kids are so careless. You'll all end up dead or eaten by monsters or something! Check under the bed!Check the closet!Check they the window is closed and locked and the curtain is drawn!Check that a nightlight … Continue reading Facts About Spoons
Hexes Everywhere!
...even in my underwear!The Doclopedia #3,035 The Alphabet: B Is For...Bill Bunsun, Builder Good old Bill is well known around town as the guy to call if you need something built. House, shed, barn, chicken coop? Bill has you covered! He'll call up his brothers, Ben, Bob, Bruce, and Burt, and get on your project … Continue reading Hexes Everywhere!
The Rare And Beautiful Squirting Dogs Of Potawango Island
...the squirt from every orifice!The Doclopedia #3,034 The Alphabet: A Is For...Applewood Staff This is a very stout and nicely polished staff about 6.5 feet long. It is topped with a simple copper cap. It has no engravings anywhere on it.When used by someone with even basic magical ability, the staff will strike for 2-5 … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Squirting Dogs Of Potawango Island
A Small Thing Was What It Was
...but everyone freaked out Taking a break from writing posts, so here's a Yoyo pic.
Uncle Doc Talks To You About The Longest Damned Doclopedia Theme Ever
...and I'm glad it's done With this post, I am done with this 272 entry theme, which would have gone way past 366 entries if I had stuck with just paragraphs.I'm not going to post any writing for a couple of days, then I'll be back with a new theme and some more normal Doclopedia … Continue reading Uncle Doc Talks To You About The Longest Damned Doclopedia Theme Ever
Frozen Eyeballs
...like, a couple dozen of themThe Doclopedia #3,032 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #271 Chapter Forty Five: History Lesson The GHC once again chuckled as he reached over to pat Seyan's hand. He turned to the Sky People and Helma and said, “As I told you, she is so very smart, and she is just getting … Continue reading Frozen Eyeballs
$500.00 Fine For Putting The Lime In The Coconut
......applies only to our house The Doclopedia #3,031 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #270 Chapter Forty Four: A Meeting Of The Minds Seyan didn't even have time to react to Dree fainting, because the crystal started glowing and then she was somewhere else.It looked like she was standing in a large room in a log home. … Continue reading $500.00 Fine For Putting The Lime In The Coconut
The Adventure Of The Awkward Auk
...as told by John H. Watson, MDThe Doclopedia #3,030 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #269 Chapter Forty Three: Dree Wins, Sort Of Seeing the boy, Hadolfus began running toward him, heedless of the arrows flying and people dying. “Give it to me!,” the Curator said as he closed in on Dree, his knife at the ready. … Continue reading The Adventure Of The Awkward Auk
The Halloweeny, In Betweenie, Wear A Beanie, Grab Your Weenie Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Werepossums Of Santa Cruz
...co-starring her pet possum, Carmelita The Doclopedia #3,029 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #268 Chapter Forty Two: The Battle Of Beaver Pond Everybody was in place when Hadolfus finally made his move. He sent Padro searching near the old camp, while he headed for the creek. He walked down the deer trail a short distance, then … Continue reading The Halloweeny, In Betweenie, Wear A Beanie, Grab Your Weenie Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Werepossums Of Santa Cruz
Golden Slimes
...the deadliest in the dungeonThe Doclopedia #3,028 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #267 Chapter Forty One: Striking Distance Seyan had Lahn put Gertie down halfway between Denton and Long Bay City. They landed a few hundred yards north of the Road in a spot that had probably been an early Town. Like almost all of the … Continue reading Golden Slimes
Comin’ In On A Wing And a Bear
...wait, what?The Doclopedia #3,027 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #266 Chapter Forty: Good Times, Bad Times Flying was the best thing ever! Dree could not imagine anything more fun, although when he told that to Seyan and Lahn, they had made some vague reference to girls. That was crazy talk. How could girls be more fun … Continue reading Comin’ In On A Wing And a Bear
Godzilla Meets The Three Stooges
...Hey, Moe, a big lizard!The Doclopedia #3,026 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #265 Chapter Thirty Nine: The Truth Will Out The quadcycles stopped for the night just off the western end of the Denva to Mispy River section of raised Road. Due to the prevalence of predators on the plains and near the many lakes and … Continue reading Godzilla Meets The Three Stooges
Wonders Of The Unseen World
...sorry, but you can't see themThe Doclopedia #3,025 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #264 Chapter Thirty Eight: Free For All Ala was beginning to get cramps in her legs from crouching when she and the men heard a high pitched whistle. “Well now,” said the father, “That'll be Danyl and those two Seekers from Town. Time … Continue reading Wonders Of The Unseen World
Hot Bananas
...with ice creamThe Doclopedia #3,024 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #263 Chapter Thirty Seven: Madness Takes Its Toll The quadcycles were racing along at top speed, with all four pedalers on each one going full speed. They were dripping sweat, but did not dare complain or slow down, for fear of what Master Porcero might do. … Continue reading Hot Bananas
Not Really Looking for Trouble
...no, reallyThe Doclopedia #3,023 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #262 Chapter Thirty Six: Complications Minutes after Porcero and Hadolfus had sent their messages, the Grand High Curator sent a report to Seyan. This was not good, not at all. She could only hope that her efforts to find loyal Seekers would pan out. Other than that, … Continue reading Not Really Looking for Trouble
The Crisco Covered Slip & Slide Experiment
...fun, but very messyThe Doclopedia #3,022 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #261 Chapter Thirty Five: Hadolfus Gets Lucky Hadolfus and Padro had just stopped to rest their horses when the comslate buzzed. It was a message from Seeker Ahng, who, with two other Seekers, had located the Maneeli caravan on it's way south. The message read, … Continue reading The Crisco Covered Slip & Slide Experiment
Tonight’s Episode: Chicken Interactions With Fran
...Fran knows those cluckersThe Doclopedia #3,021 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #260 Chapter Thirty Four: Gertie In The Sunlight Thanks to strong winds and Lahn's piloting skill, Gertie had flown far enough up the Great Plains to have gotten into a daytime resting place under the raised Road that ran from just outside Blue Tree all … Continue reading Tonight’s Episode: Chicken Interactions With Fran
Eventual Fred Did Us Right
...and in the nick of time, too The Doclopedia #3,020 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #259 Chapter Thirty Three: Trackers The next day, Bevan, Ala & Dree were riding out an hour after dawn. The plan was to head northeast until they came to a more wooded area, then look for the nearest road. From there, … Continue reading Eventual Fred Did Us Right
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