...one with a lot less orangeThe Doclopedia #3,068 Alt. RPG Adventures: Hellbilly Hoedown System: Grave Tales Rating (1-5): 4 Grave Tales has always been a great horror RPG with enough humor to leaven things out. This short, 16 page/4-6 hours, adventure goes somewhat more into humor than most do, but it still has some genuine … Continue reading I Just Need A Different Timeline
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Water Those Begonias, Fred
...they are looking wiltedThe Doclopedia #3,067 Alt. RPG Adventures: The Venus To Io Run System: Solar Empires Rating (1-5): 5 The Solar Empires system has always been a great set of rules that fits the setting of 2450 planetary empires like a glove. This adventure not only shows that off well, but features the revised … Continue reading Water Those Begonias, Fred
Grandpa Vern Sneaks A Beer
...grandma was trying to keep him soberThe Doclopedia #3,066 Alt. RPG Adventures: Tears Of The Dragon, Part One System: Dragonland Rating (1-5): 4 Dragonland has always put the “high” in High Fantasy, and this beginning to a three part adventure is no different. Your 7th to 10th level characters will be able to save the … Continue reading Grandpa Vern Sneaks A Beer
Mrs. Wangdoodle Leads The Way!
...to the ice cream parlorThe Doclopedia #3,065 Alt. RPG Adventures: The Terror Master System: Pulped! Rating (1-5): 5 The Pulped! system is famous for its ability to replicate the fast action of the hero pulps of the 1930s and early '40s. Fights, chases, and last minute escapes are all handled with the fast and easy … Continue reading Mrs. Wangdoodle Leads The Way!
Hairy Pupper And The Hedgehog Mystery
...a prickly problem The Doclopedia #3,064 Alt. RPG Adventures: The Badlands Of Warl System: Eazy Peazy RPG Rating (1-5): 3 This is a barebones introductory adventure for the Eazy Peazy system, which is very rules light and a good starter system for beginners. The adventure is pretty straightforward: the PCs are heading into the rough … Continue reading Hairy Pupper And The Hedgehog Mystery
The Adventures Of The Pancake Dwarves
...with the flapjack fairies The Doclopedia #3,063 Stairway To...: Kaiju From the notebook of Zimwalt the Astounding... Friends, I am done with any more stairways until I have done some very rigorous studying of the multiverse! This last stairway took me to the most dangerous place I have ever been, and that is saying something!The … Continue reading The Adventures Of The Pancake Dwarves
Glamour Photography For Cats
...and cat models The Doclopedia #3,062 Stairway To...: Surf City From the notebook of Zimwalt the Astounding... Of my latest stairway adventure, I can only say it was pleasurable. After walking up ten steps made of warm sand, I was not too surprised to find myself on a beautiful beach full of barely dressed young … Continue reading Glamour Photography For Cats
Handbook Of Causing Trouble
...brothers & sisters, I wrote it The Doclopedia #3,061 Stairway To...: Fairyland From the notebook of Zimwalt the Astounding... Alas, my latest trip up a stairway was no more successful at getting me to Heaven than the previous trips were. However, that does not mean it wasn't worthwhile. Indeed, it was quite profitable. You see, … Continue reading Handbook Of Causing Trouble
That Darned Lobster!
...he's a tricky scamp The Doclopedia #3,060 Stairway To...: War From the notebook of Zimwalt the Astounding... After returning from the three year long search for the remains of the Archwizard Loroftus, which, by the way, we never found, I returned home. After taking a few months to rest and regrow various body parts, I … Continue reading That Darned Lobster!
A Sweet Job For The Red Feather Gang
...300K just waiting The Doclopedia #3,059 The Alphabet: Z Is For...Zoom Ring The Zoom Ring was a magical ring that allowed a person to move for up to 2 hours at 10 times normal speed. A person walking at 5 miles per hour normally, would thus be moving at 50 miles an hour, and could … Continue reading A Sweet Job For The Red Feather Gang
A Hot Plate Of Chicken Bits
...don't ask which bits The Doclopedia #3,058 The Alphabet: Y Is For... Yodelin' Joe If you had told people in 2000 that the #1 kids television show in 2005 would be the live action adventures of a 30 year old country boy white guy who yodeled half of his dialog, they would have called you … Continue reading A Hot Plate Of Chicken Bits
The Totally Serious, Yet Still Pretty Funny, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Albino Dinosaur
...co starring her pet fruit bat, Imogene The Doclopedia #3,057 The Alphabet: X Is For...Xenox “You want to know about Xenox? Oh, I'll tell you about Xenox! They are a lying, scamming sack of demzo. They cheated me out of 25,000 G-creds and left me stranded on Orvulon 3 for 10 rotations. When they finally … Continue reading The Totally Serious, Yet Still Pretty Funny, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Albino Dinosaur
Very Odd Cheese
...and the crackers were a bit skeevy The Doclopedia #3,056 The Alphabet: W Is For...Willard Street Willard Street was an acclaimed screenwriter in Hollywood from 1924 to 1971. Born May 3rd, 1900, he wrote such famous movies as "The Loves of Helen”, “Lost Ship”, “Delta Story”, and “Werewolf On Board”. In his later years, he … Continue reading Very Odd Cheese
Spies Are On The Rise
...so are wise guysThe Doclopedia #3,055 The Alphabet: V Is For...Vurlix Vurlix is a small town of 2,000 people. It is located on the Eastern side of the River Kingdom, about 75 miles upriver from Mirdok City. The main economy of Vurlix is based on serving riverboats on the Mirdok River. It's also the point … Continue reading Spies Are On The Rise
Module K-1: Forest Of The Moon Ladies
...they've got moon magicThe Doclopedia #3,054 The Alphabet: U Is For...Uncle Dab The being known as “Uncle Dab” does indeed look like a middle aged, chubby, slightly balding human. He sounds human and, if dogs are any judge, smells human. He comes around and hands out candy and small change to all the kids. He … Continue reading Module K-1: Forest Of The Moon Ladies
Duke Stole All The Socks
...and hid them under his bed The Doclopedia #3,053 The Alphabet: T Is For...Talking Waters Just to set the record straight, Talking Waters is just the name of that creek coming down off Hoodoo Mountain. It's the area where Doc Tempest, the third Doc Tempest, and his team fought and defeated the Green Devil gang. … Continue reading Duke Stole All The Socks
An X On The Map
...and we were off on a hunt The Doclopedia #3,052 The Alphabet: S Is For...Spellbooks “Oh, yes, Sir, we've got spellbooks in the back room. Gotta keep 'em locked up, so no damned amateurs go messin' with 'em. Since you passed the test, we'll let you in. Toby will assist you. Toby, this gentleman is … Continue reading An X On The Map
By Golly, We Need The Dancing Elks!
...they make ya smile The Doclopedia #3,051 The Alphabet: R Is For...Relics of Lork There are five relics that once belonged to the great Emperor Lork I, over 500 years ago. All are believed to possess great magical or spiritual power. It is said that anyone who could gather up all five would gain the … Continue reading By Golly, We Need The Dancing Elks!
Jetpack Julie Flies Again!
...she's so cool The Doclopedia #3,050 The Alphabet: Q Is For...Questionable Quests This bestselling collection of 15 very dangerous quests for ant roleplaying system started out, as a surprising number of RPG products do, as a chaotice discussion by a bunch of intoxicated/stoned RPG designers and writers at a convention. The basic premise, as the … Continue reading Jetpack Julie Flies Again!
The Trail Through The Short Forest
...we got very lostThe Doclopedia #3,048 The Alphabet: P Is For...Peeking Ducks “Hell, I don't know. Can ducks be perverts or spies? All I know is that people keep seeing them peeking out from behind bushes or into windows or through cracks in doors. Bobby Waters across the street there said he caught five of … Continue reading The Trail Through The Short Forest
The Green Beans Made A Human Casserole
...paybackThe Doclopedia #3,048 The Alphabet: O Is For...One Day Left This is widely regarded as one of the saddest, most depressing, and yet best written novels of the 21st century on Earth 18-K. It has sold tens of millions of copies and a movie was made from it. The premise of the 75,000 word novel … Continue reading The Green Beans Made A Human Casserole
Good Cats
...sweet little kitties The Doclopedia #3,047 The Alphabet: N Is For...Neeb & Ferd If you ask any Non-Human Terran on our planet what their favorite cartoon show is, they will most likely say “Neeb & Ferd”. For the last 26 years, the wacky adventures of these two characters (Neeb the bobcat and Ferd the coyote) … Continue reading Good Cats
Curse Of The Martian Vampires
...a terrifying story The Doclopedia #3,046 The Alphabet: M Is For...Mad Time On Steampunk Mars 9, Mad Time is the name given to the annual Airship Race Around Mars and the week before it. It's a time of celebrating, grand parties, admiring the ships before takeoff, and plenty of wagering on who will win. Almost … Continue reading Curse Of The Martian Vampires
What To Do About George
...bathe him first, I supposeThe Doclopedia #3,045 The Alphabet: L Is For...Love In The Dark One of the most popular of the early 90s Goth Romance bands, Love In The Dark was active from early 1990 until winter 2011. The group formed in Portland, Oregon when singer/songwriter Abbie Blackrose and her guitarist husband, Dirk, joined … Continue reading What To Do About George
Severed Head On A Floating Plate
...spooooooooky!The Doclopedia #3,044 The Alphabet: K Is For...King Valdo King Valdo was the third king of the North Coast Dog Empire on Earth 312-M, a world where sapient animals took over after 99% of the human population died.He was a large dog, most likely descended of some Malinois and large hound breed. He was black … Continue reading Severed Head On A Floating Plate
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