Mr. Porkwaffle Goes On A Road Trip

…with no plans of returning

A short post here, kids.

Everything that happened to me today might best be described by the mental picture of someone reaching into a bucket of shit to get a handful of gold.

“You want good news, Mr. Cross? No problem…just bend over and grab your ankles while I tell you all about it.”

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