...a colorful breakfast The Doclopedia #213 Tiny Folk: Shumi Mouseherder Shumi Mouseherder is a member of the Falling Leaf Clan. Her clan lives high in the mountains on the edge of a meadow. They have lived there for nearly 150 years. Like all of the Tiny Folk, Shumi is only 6 inches tall. Well, ok, … Continue reading Blue Oatmeal
Month: March 2011
The Rare And Beautiful Orange Tongued Swamp Turtle Of Potawango Island
...they hum operatic arias at night We end Lawmen Week with the cuddliest cop of them all. The Doclopedia #212 Lawmen: Detective Ted E. Bear At the Butte Valley Day Care & Pre-School, Ted E. Bear is the cop who gets the scum off of the street. Dolly hookers, action figure gangs, rowdy … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Orange Tongued Swamp Turtle Of Potawango Island
Turkeys In A Coal Mine
...we ran out of canaries The Doclopedia #211 Lawmen: Law Enforcement Unit 3-DR/44 "Wyatt Earp" When Our Glorious Robot Overlords took control of our planet, they realized that we needed efficient law enforcement. This is one such unit. 3-DR/44, or Wyatt Earp as the meat units know him, is the primary law enforcement robot in … Continue reading Turkeys In A Coal Mine
The Secret War Between Refrigerators & Ovens
...it's a very slow war, but full of vicious taunts Still playing catch up on the Doclopedia posts. I think these two bring me current or maybe one ahead. Winker is still hanging in there and mostly sleeping and mostly not eating on her own. The Doclopedia #209 Lawmen: Deputy Mark Lindale Deputy Lindale has … Continue reading The Secret War Between Refrigerators & Ovens
Spinning Straw Into Adamantium
...if Marvel had written the fairy tale The Doclopedia #208 Lawmen: Inspector Nick Douglas Nobody wants the Faerietown beat. Dealing with Pookas, Brownies, Elves, Gnomes, Sprites, Trolls and the dozens of other species of faerie that live there is enough to make a cop give up and become a farmer. Which is exactly why Nick … Continue reading Spinning Straw Into Adamantium
Chapter 386: In Which Our Hero Is Pursued By Greeks, Wins A Major Bet And Climbs Mount Danger
...he won 2,000 florins on that bet The Doclopedia #207 Lawmen: Marshall Bart McKain U.S. Marshall Bart McKain is about 90% of the law in Arizona Territory. Most local sheriffs are either cowards or crooks, so Bart has alot of bad guys to deal with. Pretty nice that he likes his work, eh? Bart is … Continue reading Chapter 386: In Which Our Hero Is Pursued By Greeks, Wins A Major Bet And Climbs Mount Danger
Here, Hold This Jackhammer For Me
...it was a TOON game, so things went badly for the holder . NOTE FROM THE FUTURE (November, 2019): I don't know why I didn't post about Winker sooner this month, but she really recovered well once the pills the vet prescribed kicked in. She was 90% her old sweet self and would live almost … Continue reading Here, Hold This Jackhammer For Me
Sauron Goes To Disneyland
...and he loved the Matterhorn I'm sorry I haven't been posting more, but the whole thing with Winker is sapping all of my energy and emotion. She goes to the vet on Thursday. I'll have more Doclopedia posts on Friday.