It’s All Fun & Games Until You Miss The Boat

...then you have to steal a boat to get to the boat . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,114 A Fist Full Of McGuffins: The Kraken Program What is the Kraken Program? Why do all the TopCorps want it? Why are the Doomsday Kids sending hackers after it on the net and musclegirls after … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until You Miss The Boat →

Ice Dice

...are nice dice . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,112 A Fist Full Of McGuffins: The Wexler Formula The Wexler Formula is vital to the Space Program and everyone wants it. The Russians and Chinese are both after it, but so is Dr. Von Ruger, Wexler's rival and not so reformed Nazi scientist. In … Continue reading Ice Dice →

Dr. Silkmelon And Mister Porkwaffle Meet The Queen

...as opposed to meeting a queen . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,109 Guest Authors Write Warning Labels: Auntie Lizzie's Ghoulash By Avis Crane Product Warning Label Auntie Lizzie's Ghoulash is a tasty stew in the traditional Hungarian style, made with only the best, well-aged locally-sourced ghouls! Please observe the following preparation notes for … Continue reading Dr. Silkmelon And Mister Porkwaffle Meet The Queen →

High Speed Internut

...blindingly fast! . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,107 Guest Authors Write Warning Labels: Robot Tree Trimmer By William Reger WARNING! Do not attempt to alter, adjust, tamper, or remove the Robot Tree Trimmer restraint chip. No matter what it says, it does not meet the requirements to be considered a sapient creature. … Continue reading High Speed Internut →

Cats Playing Cards, Bunnies Shooting Craps, Dogs Playing Keno

...it's casino night! . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,104 Guest Authors Write Warning Labels: Inflatable Armor By Kevin Rice Inflatable Armor ™ is fun for the whole family! It makes you bounce like a ball! It protects you from falls! The kids love it! WARNING: Inflatable Armor ™ offers no protection from … Continue reading Cats Playing Cards, Bunnies Shooting Craps, Dogs Playing Keno →

The Seeing The Light At The End Of The Tunnel, But Still Cheerily Running Toward Danger Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Atomic Burp

...co-starring her long lost Uncle Otis Q. Spackleworth . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,103 The Minorka Story: In Which The OTHER Minorkas Taste The Strangeness It's been 2 weeks since Horace & Minnie Minorka left for Florida and I'm told that they are now in Gainesville and doing well in their new home. … Continue reading The Seeing The Light At The End Of The Tunnel, But Still Cheerily Running Toward Danger Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Atomic Burp →