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Assorted Non-Player Characters: Buggerhonk
Buggerhonk is a goblin who lives in the undercity beneath a very large fantasy city. Unlike many of his species, he has no real desire to wage war on the humans, elves, etc. No, Buggerhonk moved to the city to make money and live in comfort, both of which he does quite well.
In the undercity, Buggerhonk has set himself up as a buyer and seller of information and selected magical items. Unsurprisingly, a good number of his clients are people from the city above, including many adventurers.
If you want to buy a specific magical item, be it a potion, scroll, wand or greater artifact,
the greedy goblin will take your money. But if you want to buy information, you’ll need not only money, but information to trade.
Buggerhonk stands 4 feet tall, weighs about 95 pounds, and looks to be in his 40s. His house in the undercity is very richly appointed and has a dozen servants that are always at his beck and call.