Little Demons Scared My Kobold

…he’s still shaking

The Doclopedia #2,695

Big Mistakes: Improperly Labeling Potions

“It was my fault, yes indeed. I never should have let that idiot apprentice of mine label the potions. Going into a castle overrun by goblins and orcs is never easy, but it gets a hell of a lot more difficult when your swordsman gets shrunk to a foot tall, your thief suddenly starts floating around, your archer bursts into flames, and you find out you are moving very fast and run into a stone wall. Honestly, if it had not been for Sister Bomia getting off that Prayer of Protection, we’d all be long dead.”