...on foot . Life On The Magic Bus Chapter 9, Part 6: Across America At Random Auntie Avis comments NOT a Three Dog Night song 8/13/2014 “Our destination today is the Shambala Buddhist Retreat,” Doc said as he poured himself a second mug of tea. “Way the fuck up in the north eastern Colorado Rockies.” … Continue reading We Drank The Last Of The Tequila And Then Set Off Into The Night
Author: Doc Cross
I'm Doc. I live in Sacramento, California with my wife, Grace, and two dogs named Yoyo and Duke. I've been blogging for 22 years. I'm a TTRPG gamer, a gardener, dog lover, cook, and unrepentant scalawag. I write things that I think people might enjoy reading, especially if they are roleplayers or just strange. I hope you enjoy reading my stuff.
Atomic G-Men VS The Commie Mutants
...Episode 4: Rain of Fire! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,285 Places: The Crystal Club Description: A large former 1960s nightclub that has been converted into a rock & roll bar with live music 7 nights a week. Most of the regular patrons are mages. Reputation: Reasonably priced drinks, plenty of live music, … Continue reading Atomic G-Men VS The Commie Mutants
Handsome Joe Meets The Five Blue Budgies
...and things go surprisingly well . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary #21 We Make New Friends Foxday 1, Sun God Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, Well, today was a very interesting day. Yesterday evening, we made it to as high as one can go on horseback, or probably … Continue reading Handsome Joe Meets The Five Blue Budgies
Turtles In The Moonlight
...so romantic . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,284 People: Sockie Blue, Rock & Roll Mage Physical Description: Sockie (AKA Sonya) Blue is a 26 year old American mage of Eastern European ancestry. She is tall at 5'11”, and thin at 130 pounds. Her hair is naturally black with an equally natural sky blue … Continue reading Turtles In The Moonlight
The Secret War Between Pots & Pans
...it gets heated . A Short Note No Doclopedia post today, folks. Once again, I'm changing things around on here with a new schedule. Years and years ago, when the Doclopedia was fresh and new and not even the Doclopedia yet, I called it People, Place & Things. Actually, before that, it was 365 Days, … Continue reading The Secret War Between Pots & Pans
Stiff Notes
...is that about music? Sex? Sex music? . Become a Patron! . What's In The Box? A Golden Glove! An elbow length lady's glove woven of thin real gold threads? Wow! Beautiful and surprisingly heavy. Looks like it was made for a rather petite woman or maybe a young girl. I wonder why there is … Continue reading Stiff Notes
Do That Funny Thing You Do!
...no, no, the OTHER funny thing . Life On The Magic Bus Chapter 9, Part 5: Across America At Random Mary claims the Middle of Nowhere Lucy & Flash misbehave 8/11/2014 At 10 in the morning, the Bus and her crew made their first stop for a video. They had been on the road for … Continue reading Do That Funny Thing You Do!
The California Kid & Spider Mess With The “Patriots”
...on Parler . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary #20 Lost In The Skylifter Mountains Wolfsday 1, Sun God Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, These last few days have been an absolute trial on us, physically, mentally and emotionally. We have been lost in the mountains until late this … Continue reading The California Kid & Spider Mess With The “Patriots”
Mice With Dice Eating Rice
...nice! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,282 The Bulletin Board: Dog & Cat Edition NOTICE: Poop Eaters Anonymous will be moving it's weekly meeting to Tuesday night in Sparky Malone's back yard under the willow tree. If you want help with your poop eating problem, please come see us. Looking for a couple … Continue reading Mice With Dice Eating Rice
Regular Skinks Only
...you fancy skinks can just keep on moving . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,280 The Bulletin Board: Steampunk Edition LOST: Self-winding clockwork dog. JoJo got out of my workshop sometime yesterday. He is designed for ordinary canine behavior, so he could have been chasing a cat. Resembles an Airedale terrier with blue eyes. … Continue reading Regular Skinks Only
The Rare And Beautiful Carnivorous Crickets Of Potawango Island
...stay away from them . Become a Patron! . What's In The Box? Letters? Damn, that's a lot of letters. Looks like they are from a bunch of people to one person, a Mr. T. Zane of Omaha, Nebraska. Wow, there are postmarks from all over the world! There's one from Siam. Wasn't that what … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Carnivorous Crickets Of Potawango Island
Doc Tempest: Thunderstruck!
...from the May 1989 issue . Become a Patron! . Life On The Magic Bus Chapter 9, Part 4: Across America At Random The trip begins The Scenic Route is taken 8/10/2014 It was 4:55 in the morning and all of the humans & critters involved in the “Great Random Route Trip To GenCon” were … Continue reading Doc Tempest: Thunderstruck!
The Candy Elves Are At It Again!
...this time with lemon drops . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary A Side Trip Is Taken Rabbitsday 4, Roc Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, We are three days out of Weskolia now, and things have not been dull. The road we are following is, in fact, the ancient … Continue reading The Candy Elves Are At It Again!
Who Is Spencer Moonlap?
...For that matter, HOW is Spencer Moonlap? . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,278 The Bulletin Board: Post Apocalypse Edition Wanted: Soda pop. Any flavor, can or bottle. Cola preferred, but will take anything. It's been so long. CONTACT: Murf, out on I-80 by the old KFC. I have fresh gator meat for sale. … Continue reading Who Is Spencer Moonlap?
Banditos In The Birdbath
...and they are raising hell with the sparrows . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,276 The Alphabet, Female Name Edition: Yoso Yoso Amakali is a citizen of the Pellucidar space habitat that resides in the L4 zone between Earth 41-K and the Moon. Yoso was born there 24 years ago in 2383, the 5th … Continue reading Banditos In The Birdbath
Alfonso Was A Cockatoo
...and quite a talented one, too . Become a Patron! . What's In The Box? Dirt? Yeah, okay, so you might not always find really cool shit in this box. Sometimes it's just a few cubic feet of dirt. At least it looks like pretty good dirt for a garden. Has quite a lot of … Continue reading Alfonso Was A Cockatoo
Module S-2: Dungeon Of The Dragonweasels
...giant flying weasels that breathe fire . Become a Patron! . Life On The Magic Bus Chapter 9, Part 3: Across America At Random Burgers on the beach Routes are revealed 8/9/2014 The Magic Bus arrived at the meeting place in Fort Bragg at 8:00 in the morning. The official “party beach” was Glass Beach, … Continue reading Module S-2: Dungeon Of The Dragonweasels
The Five Blue Budgies Visit The Party Pigeons
...those pigeons love a good time . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary We Leave Weskolia And Follow The “Sky Road” Foxday 4, Roc Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, We left Weskolia this morning after spending two weeks helping the women there adapt to their new found rights and … Continue reading The Five Blue Budgies Visit The Party Pigeons
Load Up The Dildo Cannon!
...we are at WAR! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,274 The Alphabet, Female Name Edition: Wixtella On Earth 888-O, one of the Fantasy Earths, Wixtella Breadloaf is a halfling adventurer. As you might imagine, this marks her as quite the strange person in her homeland. Descended from a long line of bakers, Wixi … Continue reading Load Up The Dildo Cannon!
Hairy Pupper And The Bone Of Wishes
...with his friends Ruff and Howlmione . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,272 The Alphabet, Female Name Edition: Unala Unala is a native of Atlantis on Earth 26-S. In that reality, Atlantis is an island about the size of Maine and located halfway between Florida and Africa. It is a hilly island with a … Continue reading Hairy Pupper And The Bone Of Wishes
Uncle Doc Talks To You About The End Of This Fucking Year!
...Holy shit, it's almost over! . Become a Patron! . What's In The Box? Plans! These are about four dozen sheets of paper with illustrations, measurements and instructions that apparently let you build some sort of steam powered giant mecha. It looks like it is 90 feet tall and has at least two cannons mounted … Continue reading Uncle Doc Talks To You About The End Of This Fucking Year!
Are You Who I Think She Is?
...so confused right now . Life On The Magic Bus Chapter 9, Part 2: Across America At Random Rules rule The trip is discussed 8/9/2014 In the past slightly more than 15.5 weeks, there had been changes and refinements to the “Great Random Con Trip”, as it was now being called. That's the sort of … Continue reading Are You Who I Think She Is?
Gorn In The USA
...the Trekkies are cracking up right now . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary We Strike Several Blows For Womankind Bearsday 2, Roc Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, As I write this, it is nearing sundown on our second day in the city and I, for one, am ready … Continue reading Gorn In The USA
Pink Widgets
... and wink pidgets . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,270 The Alphabet, Female Name Edition: Sarah On Earth 10-K, the year is 2010. The United States and Russia have pretty much divided up rule of the planet between them. They rule with different flavors of the same iron fist. Sarah Poole is a … Continue reading Pink Widgets
Me And 300 Drunken Elves
...and a raccoon high on edibles . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,268 The Alphabet, Female Name Edition: Quinn A native of Earth 2-D, Quinn Ridgely is a 5th year student at Hobarts School for Young Ladies & Gentlemen, which convened this year in Taos, New Mexico, Republic of Texas. She is a good … Continue reading Me And 300 Drunken Elves
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