...and ends up a pink sticky mess HEY! You Dungeon Delving players who have not responded to the last turn had better get with it pronto! I'm very nearly ready to set the rabid opossums on ye! In other news... My garden looks verra verra nice. I transplanted the last of the corn seedlings yesterday. … Continue reading Mr. Porkwaffle Climbs A Bubblegum Tree
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Let’s All Do The Fish Dance!
...first, lie on the floor and flop around Darn those wacky Loldogs! see more dog and puppy pictures They should have wrapped the bad guys in bacon if they wanted action:)
Good Treats, Starring Altoon Brownie
...I actually used that in a TOON game So I had this dream... I'm sitting in a diner, eating these delicious pancakes that have a layer of dark chocolate inside them. They were light and fluffy and hot and buttery and DE-FUCKING-LISH. My dining partners were Barack Obama and Boris Karloff. Boris was regaling Mr. … Continue reading Good Treats, Starring Altoon Brownie
My Life Among The Women From Another Planet
...aka my wife and avylou Ok...gotta explain the above. See, both my wife and my best buddy, avylou, had very different childhoods from me. Grace was raised in a very sheltered life by Catholic parents who, during her early teens, whisked the family off to Iran to do missionary work or something. Avylou had a … Continue reading My Life Among The Women From Another Planet
The Kitty Cats Talk Shit To A Pair Of Pitbulls
...later, at the vets office, they agree that the plan was flawed There's a really interesting story on how my plan to post the next "Dungeon Delving" episode went from "under an hour" to more than 24 hours. Unfortunately, you are not cleared to hear it. Delving In The Dungeon: Part 14"...there's something you don't … Continue reading The Kitty Cats Talk Shit To A Pair Of Pitbulls
The Triumphant, But Not Wholly Unexpected, Return Of Mostly Purple Patty
...and her pet conch, Edward Ok...I'm going to actually do a substantive post today. Here goes. 1: Happy Birthday Yesterday to my Mom! She is 81 and still full of piss and vinegar. 2: We took The Girls to the beach at Fort Bragg on Sunday. They were totally unimpressed by it, so we only … Continue reading The Triumphant, But Not Wholly Unexpected, Return Of Mostly Purple Patty
It’s All Fun and Games Until You Have To Shoot The Place Up And Take Hostages
...and then negotiate for a case of beer The Latest Hot (Again) Meme visited 36 states (72%)Create your own visited map of The United States or jurisdische veraling duits?
Doc Tempest And The Boy Wizard
...from the December, 2005 issue Quick Doc Update Eating: Cream of Wheat Reading: "The Lies Of Locke Lamora" Listening To: "Aqualung" by Jethro Tull Watching: "John Adams" Planting: Herbs, corn, beans, watermelon Cooking: Docburgers Petting: Lucy & Winker Surfing: Old School Roleplaying Sites Delaying: Our family trip to the coast More stuff later.
Stealthy Millipedes Stole My Hotrod
...no, I don't know why Lucy Lou Update Well, it turns out that this weekend is also when Lucy went into heat, as if the poor baby didn't have enough stress. She is pretty starved for love and wants to be with Grace and I constantly, but we are also leaving her and Winker alone … Continue reading Stealthy Millipedes Stole My Hotrod
Sister Lucy Sets Up Shop
...well, sorta Doc, Grace and Winker Sue Cross are happy as clams to announce the adoption today of... Miss Lucy Louise Cross, a Basset Hound mix. Lucy is 6 years old, mostly colored black with some brown and white. She is much bigger than Miss Winker Sue Cross...taller and heavier, at around 50 pounds. She … Continue reading Sister Lucy Sets Up Shop
The Snake Man Builds A Boat
...that looks like a cobra Delving In The Dungeon: Part 13 "...that's when the shit hit the fan" Ok...by character, this is what happens next: Erasmus notices that not only is the tapestry done in a style that came about two full centuries after Bloody Bart died, the material making up the tapestry is...faintly moist...and … Continue reading The Snake Man Builds A Boat
Uncle Zombie Wants Your Brain
...for a light snack Stuff 1: On Saturday, we had a meeting with a couple who have a 6 year old female Basset Hound that they are trying to find a home for. The dog, Lucy, has spent the bulk of her life in a home with people who neglected her most of the time. … Continue reading Uncle Zombie Wants Your Brain
Old Newts
...like in a newt's paper My review of "Star Trek" Ok, first thing you need to know is that I am one of the original Star Trek fans (that is fan with a small f, you'll note. I lack the obssessive nature to be a Fan of anything except sex). I was right there in … Continue reading Old Newts
Chapter 54: In Which Our Hero, Armed Only With A Penknife And A Stoat, Defeats Three Frenchmen
...fear my stoat, you Froggy scalawags! Delving In The Dungeon: Part 12 "...slowly, the door opens" While the others watch at the door/barricade the door, Knute attempts to disbelieve the wall, assuming it to be an illusion. No way, Jose, that wall is real. Figuring this out, Knute reaches out and pokes the wall with … Continue reading Chapter 54: In Which Our Hero, Armed Only With A Penknife And A Stoat, Defeats Three Frenchmen
The Chowder Gnomes Make Gumbo
...and it is dee-lay-cious, I garontee Jumbled Up Stuff What Fell Outta Me Head This Mornin' 1: LJ entries not as frequent as I'd like, mostly due to the May Mystery Shopping death March. 2: Worked on my garden this past weekend. Planted 4 seedlings each of Sweet Basil and Thai Basil, 7 tomato seedlings … Continue reading The Chowder Gnomes Make Gumbo
Mayday From A Green Eyed Brunette
...damsel in distress Delving In The Dungeon: Part 11 "...hey, check this out" Before anyone can begin looting, Erasmus casts Detect Magic on the whole room. Oddly, while none of the boxes, bags or coffins seem to hold anything magical, the whole rear wall of the room seems to be infused with low level magic. … Continue reading Mayday From A Green Eyed Brunette
Archie, The King Of The Downhill Kayak Racers
...he might have been even better if the kayak had been in some water Fantasy Gaming Stuff The first ongoing AD&D campaign I ever ran was The Maze Of Xask, a mostly above ground dungeon that was, as the name indicates, a maze created by the wizard Xask. The backstory was that Xask, in his … Continue reading Archie, The King Of The Downhill Kayak Racers
The Rare And Beautiful Walking Asparagus Of Potawango Island
...if they see hollandaise sauce, they run More Stuff, with sprinkles 1: Because of the aforementioned May Mystery Shop Death March and the added money it will bring in, Grace and I may just be able to pay our bills up to current, eliminating the "you're behind on your bill by a month" phone calls. … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Walking Asparagus Of Potawango Island
The 100 Things That I Know About Women
...#3-#95: I'll never really understand them Delving In The Dungeon: Part 10 "...and then we opened the door" After giving the quiet door a thorough checking over, Periwinkle slowly opens it while keeping the door between herself and the room. Fergus and Duncan enter the room, weapons at the ready. They are followed by Knute … Continue reading The 100 Things That I Know About Women
Poultry In Motion
...bad Doc! Bad, bad Doc! Stuff, served hot with a nice mug of porter 1: Most of the weekends, and some weekdays, in May are already filled with mystery shopping duties (in a hope to get caught up on bills), so I will not be able to do any gaming until Sunday the 24th. 2: … Continue reading Poultry In Motion
My Life Without The Internet
...and other stories. Quick Update On The Last Few Days 1: We lost our internet service on Thursday morning 2: Also on Thursday I woke up to another in my series on leg infections (left leg) 3: On Saturday, we saw X Men Origins: Wolverine. I did not suck, but it wasn't great 4: Today, … Continue reading My Life Without The Internet
And I Shall Name This Blackberry Bush…Ed!
...and his sister shall be known as Wendy This Whole Swine Flu Thing Ok, so they are saying that we have another "killer flu" on our hands. Just like Bird Flu and the other Swine Flu and a whole load of flu varieties that have popped up and not become pandemics over the past 30 … Continue reading And I Shall Name This Blackberry Bush…Ed!
Pelicans On The Freeway
...they might be hitching a ride Delving In The Dungeon: Part 9 "doors to the right of us, doors to the left" After bundling up the assorted loot (the dwarven armor was no better that what Knute already has), you continue down the corridor. It gets much drier and less mossy after 50 feet or … Continue reading Pelicans On The Freeway
The Story Of The Good Cop And The Bad Politician
...with a happy ending: the politician goes crazy The ABC Meme Cos I'm feeling lazy. A - Age: 55 B - Bed size: Queen size C - Chore you hate: washing dishes D - Dog's name: Winker Sue Cross E - Essential start your day item: Tea: strong, black & unsweetened F - Favorite color: … Continue reading The Story Of The Good Cop And The Bad Politician
Rock & Roll Preschool
...I just want to get get a cookie...I'm to young to know about nookie The Ramones may rise from their graves to get me for that one. Or not. STUFF 1: Missed the A&E deadline again. Damn! 2: Everyone here at the Cross Luxury Hotel For Spoiled Basset Hounds is as healthy as can be … Continue reading Rock & Roll Preschool
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