...which are much smaller than Mooseburgers Good morning, my little elfin pals. I was all prepped to do a Violet post, but had some modem problems. Now, alas, I have not enough time. Fear not though, for I shall post Violet's next installment tonight...hopefully before the Guinness makes me too goofy:) I may or may … Continue reading Mouseburgers
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Mrs. Wangdoodle Gets A Job As A Fluff Girl
...and goes on to stardom We interrupt our recent session of not being able to focus on our LJ, in order to bring you a recounting of our recent dream. In the dream, which took place about 4:00 this morning, I was at a large convention center in Palm Springs, California. It seems that Steve … Continue reading Mrs. Wangdoodle Gets A Job As A Fluff Girl
Frogdog Bloglog
...in the smogfog Dang, I'm having just a bitch of a time getting back into my regular blogging mode. Must be the holiday season. Anyway, I swear to Dog that I'll have a Violet post soon. Maybe tonight. In the mean time, here's a quick Doc Update. READING: Johnathan Strange & Mr. Norrell WATCHING: The … Continue reading Frogdog Bloglog
I Did My Xmas Shopping In Knockturn Alley
...they had great sales MERRY HAPPY!!! HAPPY MERRY!!! Ok, so last night was the Annual Family Xmas Get Together And Gift Exchange. Lots of folks there...my mom, sis and brother in law, brother and sis in law, both my nephews (Zach & Chris), my niece Molly and her husband and a bunch of other people. … Continue reading I Did My Xmas Shopping In Knockturn Alley
The Five Blue Budgies Escape From Prison
...using shoelaces, a can of creamed corn and a newt Pets Are Screwy I have owned many pets in my life. Dogs, cats, hamsters, guinea pigs, dwarf rabbits, rats, mice and a plethora of other species. I have known even more pets that belonged to family and friends. One thing I've learned about pets, at … Continue reading The Five Blue Budgies Escape From Prison
The 17 Ways To Make Cosmic Cookies
...and Santa thought he was flying before he ate 'em Ho ho fucking ho! Once again, an Xmas weekend is upon us. Here, for no other reason than to fill up a blog entry and maybe entertain you, is Uncle Doc's schedule. Friday Night: Cook dinner for My Sweet Little Albino Grey Squirrel Of Love...have … Continue reading The 17 Ways To Make Cosmic Cookies
A Foggy Midnight In Bakersfield
...March, 1978 Quick Stuff 1: I'm cooking right along an On The Road With Violet: Director's Cut. So far, I've pretty near doubled the word count of each entry. Also, I'm combining some entries for easier reading. I'm rethinking my idea to put it on this LJ...might wait until it's all done, then offer it … Continue reading A Foggy Midnight In Bakersfield
Harry Potter And The Horny House Elves
...it made that year at Hogwarts rather nerve wracking I love my Northern California, but sometimes I just have to laugh at my fellow NorCals. First moderately big storm of the year...quite a bit of rain...windy...and the local tv stations are doing "stormwatch coverage" with teams of reporters covering every little puddle or broken tree … Continue reading Harry Potter And The Horny House Elves
The Rare And Beautiful Five Horned Pygmy Swamp Elk Of Potawango Island
...people hunt them for their intestinal diamonds Yer gettin' STUFF co I'm sleepy! 1: In our home, the baby gate that we use to keep the dogs out of any given room is Daisy's Hated Enemy. She will bark like hell at it if she sees it folded up anywhere. Winker, on the other hand, … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Five Horned Pygmy Swamp Elk Of Potawango Island
Oh, Baby, You Know You Love The Portuguese Prince
...he said as she snickered Oh look, a meme! Just like all the Cool Kids are doing. Your Score: The Coyote You scored 41% domestic, 33% gregarious, 53% trickster, and 50% intellect! Wild, Solitary, Emotional Trickster: you are the Coyote! Coyote is a complex symbol of humor, cunning, and survival. Coyote is often portrayed as … Continue reading Oh, Baby, You Know You Love The Portuguese Prince
Squeaky Little Gerbil People
...most likely they came from Narbonic Labs Why made for Sci Fi Channel movies will make you crazy So, I'm watching Showdown at Area 51 and it seems to be located in some place that looks more like rural Virginia than the deserts of south central Nevada. What the fuck? Worse yet, it's looking to … Continue reading Squeaky Little Gerbil People
Doc Tempest And The Mystery Of The Jade Jackal
...from the August, 1965 issue It's pretty cold outside. Frost is all over everything and The Girls undertook their bathroom duties with great haste, lest they become pupsicles. I had a dream last night that I was in a rock & roll band and we were opening for Led Zeppelin. It was a very realistic … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Mystery Of The Jade Jackal
In The Warm Darkness Of Night, The Midnight Creeper Hits His Stride
...and leaves his mark Ok, so here's a meme that I'm tossing out. Answer it truthfully Question: If you have met me in real life, what was your first impression of me? And to reward you, here's a picture of the Grand Canyon of the Pacific, on Kaui.
Watch Out For The Freaky Swedish Dude
...he's big and scary Voting on the last poll was tight...so tight that I had to flip a coin before casting my tie breaking vote. Anyway, the esteemed Mr. Karloff is our mayor. On The Road With Violet: Slime & Punishment It takes less than 15 minutes to slog up the street to the Mayor's … Continue reading Watch Out For The Freaky Swedish Dude
Sponge Cake Golem
...they're -4 defense vs a glass of milk Happy Birthday Winker! Today is the 4th birthday of Miss Winker Cross...AKA The Winkerdog...the most wonderful little one eyed Basset Hound in the world. Later, she shall feast upon steak with boiled carrots and gravy. Right now, she is snoozing. The birthday girl
So We Put It In A Box And Mailed It To Russia
...without a return address Oh yeah, baby, I've got stuff for you 1: Ok, so I watched Tin Man on Sci Fi Channel. Despite being somewhat predictable and having a 3 hour story drug out to 6 hours, it did not suck. I liked the various references to the Judy Garland version and Zooey Deschanel, … Continue reading So We Put It In A Box And Mailed It To Russia
The Holly Jolly Christmas-y, Yet Kinky & Perverse, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Santa Clones
...co-starring her pet oyster, Pablo It's meme time, kids! Here are 50 questions for the people who are a little more "mature"... 1. What bill(s) do you hate paying the most? All of them 2. Where was the last place you had a romantic time? The kitchen 3. Do you regret losing your virginity to … Continue reading The Holly Jolly Christmas-y, Yet Kinky & Perverse, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Santa Clones
The Story Of The Littlest Elf And How He Blackmailed Santa
...he caught Santa with a ho. Ho ho! Just put the lump of coal on the pile with all the others, Santa. On The Road With Violet: Thoroughly Mucked Up After Nelly the turtle's head extends back out and her mouth opens, Violet, Sir Rupert and Lavender get as good look at the scene. Sure … Continue reading The Story Of The Littlest Elf And How He Blackmailed Santa
The Kitty Cats Buy A Home In The Suburbs
...but the neighbors hate them, cos nobody wants to live near a cathouse That might have been too long a walk for a punchline. Sweet Jesus, Mabel, That Damned Hippie Has More STUFF! 1: Watched the Heroes season finale last night. As always, a mixed bag, but good fun. If I were the Petrelli boys, … Continue reading The Kitty Cats Buy A Home In The Suburbs
She Was Only a Plaster Caster In Spirit
...but she got her man If you don't know who the Plaster Casters were (are?) then go Google it. On The Road With Violet: Making A Big Splash (Note: Since "the convergence of two rivers" and "Outside Tuddly-On-The Marsh" tied in voting, I've combined the two, as shall soon be revealed) About two minutes into … Continue reading She Was Only a Plaster Caster In Spirit
The Free Range Celtic White Boy Goes To Rio
...or is it Reno? Actually, this free range Celtic white boy will be going to neither Rio or Reno. But I will be going to the dog park and other Saturday fun spots. My headache, which I'm pretty sure was caused by a pinched neck nerve, has gone away. A good thing, too, since I … Continue reading The Free Range Celtic White Boy Goes To Rio
Zeeba Zabba Zeedlybop
...yeah, that's right I was going to do a Violet post last night or this morning, but the headache that popped up late yesterday afternoon is still with me, so maybe I'll get the post in tonight. In other news, while listing the characters I wanted to use in my Dundracon TOON game ("The House … Continue reading Zeeba Zabba Zeedlybop
The Land Where Babies Play With Eyeballs And Old People Crawl On Walls
...ewwwwwww! All Aboard The Random Stuff Express I'm still lovin' me some Heroes this season, but the writers/producer need to learn three lessons: (1) If you kill somebody, at least let them stay dead awhile (preferably all/most of a season) before you bring them back. Sylar should have not appeared this season. (2) You don't … Continue reading The Land Where Babies Play With Eyeballs And Old People Crawl On Walls
Chapter 81: In Which Our Hero Steals A Ship, Becomes A Pirate And Teaches A Parrot Rude Phrases
...and a rude gesture or two Future Doc here, commenting from 2017. The previous version of this post was done on LiveJournal and the pics I had put in it never transferred, so I'm replacing the whole post with Some Random Gaming Ideas. 1: Set a campaign at the very end of a millennia (or … Continue reading Chapter 81: In Which Our Hero Steals A Ship, Becomes A Pirate And Teaches A Parrot Rude Phrases
Gidget Goes Apeshit
...poor Moondoggie Yo, dudes & dudettes, I added more game room pix to my last post! Go check it out again. Meanwhile, here's a pic of Owsley, the bad bear that guards my games. He's a hard drinkin' Harley ridin' kinda bear.
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