...Jimmy will pay you outside The Doclopedia #3,228 What's Behind Door #3: A Smart Dog! Great news, George, you've won a Smart Dog! This puppy is guaranteed to have an IQ equal to the average 10 year old human. Easy to train and helpful around the house, you'll love your new best friend. Smart Dogs: … Continue reading Put That On The Table And Leave
Pudding In Your Pockets
...somewhat messy, but tasty The Doclopedia #3,227 What's Behind Door #3: A Pair Of Quicky Shoes! Congratulations, Denise, you've won a pair of Quicky Shoes! These high tech shoes will let you move at twice your normal speed for up to an hour at a time. They're a great way to get places fast and … Continue reading Pudding In Your Pockets
An Excellent Simulation Of Sex
...without all the messy bits The Doclopedia #3,226 What's Behind Door #3: A Brick! Yes, Stan, it's a brick, but not just any brick. This is a Premium Grade brick from Brick-Co international, the world leader in brick technology. You'll be the envy of all your neighbors with this beauty, courtesy of Brick-Co!
Mrs. Wangdoodle Eats The Wrong Gummies
...and now she's rockin' out The Doclopedia #3,225 What's Behind Door #3: A Vacation In Siberia! Oh, look! Is wonderful vacation at Club Vlad in Siberia. Airfare, accomodations, meals and clothing generously provided by Russian government. You will enjoy fresh air, bracing temperatures, and healthy work program. Remember, comrade, if you've been bad, you go … Continue reading Mrs. Wangdoodle Eats The Wrong Gummies
An Orcy Pig And Happy Hobbit Cartoon
...title: the Battle for Helm's Derp The Doclopedia #3,224 What's Behind Door #3: A RoboBroom! Congratulations, Bob! You've won a brand new Mark 3 RoboBroom from RoboMax! This semi-sentient modern wonder will keep your floor looking neat and tidy. Now available in 5 colors. Another great product from RoboMax!
Start Here
...or over there, if you like The Doclopedia #3,223 What's Behind Door #3: A Bucket Of Fogfish! Yes, Debbie, it's a 3 gallon bucket of water containing 5 Bugeyed Fogfish! Imported directly from south Alfarica, these odd looking fish will be right at home in any aquarium. And we're also giving you a 5 pound … Continue reading Start Here
I’m Walking On Moonshine, Oh Yeah!
...not walking very straight, mind you. The Doclopedia #3,222 My Secret Identity: Ginie Murphy Is...Vexinvixen When 16 year old Ginie Murphy decided to dress up and become a masked crimefighter, she had not yet chosen a name. Fortunately, about halfway through a fight with some criminal punk. He looked at her and said “Vixen, you … Continue reading I’m Walking On Moonshine, Oh Yeah!
My Life Among The Singing Flowers
...they sing reggae The Doclopedia #3,221 My Secret Identity: Mark A Kinney Is...Duncan MacKinnon Yes, Mark Kinney sometimes disguises himself to look like Duncan MacKinnon, but here's the really strange part: Duncan MacKinnon disguises himself to look like Mark Kinney. And they do it at the same time! Yes, you heard that right. There's never … Continue reading My Life Among The Singing Flowers
The War Between Cake Pixies And Pie Brownies
...it gets messy The Doclopedia #3,220 My Secret Identity: Avis Crane Is...Imogen Swensen Why, you may well ask, would a woman in her early 70s dress herself up as a somewhat older woman who speaks with a mild Norwegian accent and seems ever so slightly befuddled by the modern world? Why, to get up to … Continue reading The War Between Cake Pixies And Pie Brownies
Junior Muskrat Runs Away
...to his grandma's house The Doclopedia #3,219 My Secret Identity: Rosie Cross Kirkland Is...Cosmo Nips Thanks to a superscientific potion, senior citizen & grandmother Rosie Cross Kirkland is able to transform into a 35 year old mob boss named Cosmo Nipolino, AKA Cosmo Nips.But wait! Rosie doesn't want to be a crimelord, she wants to … Continue reading Junior Muskrat Runs Away
Lumpy Sniznori Gets The Girl
...Eloise Gurtle The Doclopedia #3,218 My Secret Identity: Angus MacDonald Is...The Ref Whenever an argument breaks out over a die roll, a rule, or even a player's ill thought out choice of action, The Ref will appear to set things straight. In minutes, he'll say what needs to be heard, tell everyone to calm down, … Continue reading Lumpy Sniznori Gets The Girl
Real Fake News
...about real fake people The Doclopedia #3,217 Really, Fred?: Fred Rolls His Dice Dude, I can't even with Fred! We were at ElfCon, playing in the big Burrows & Bugbears tournament, and Fred rolls three crits in a row! Naturally, the GM wanted to make sure things were on the up and up, so he … Continue reading Real Fake News
Whale Sports
...mostly, it's Sink The Boat The Doclopedia #3,216 Really, Fred?: Fred Paints His House Fred's a really talented painter. He paints landscapes, still lifes, portraits, and about 200 paintings of his dog, Booboo, and his cat, Mary. He sometimes sells his work, but mostly gives it to friends of schools or libraries. Anyway, he decided … Continue reading Whale Sports
A Stork Ate Some Pork That He Got From A Dork
...he didn't need a fork The Doclopedia #3,215 Really, Fred?: Fred Gets Drunk You are NOT going to believe this! Fred got drunk last night. Yeah, Fred. See, after we all went to the movies on Friday, we decided to stop by the Palm Tree Lounge and have a drink. Of course, we figured Fred … Continue reading A Stork Ate Some Pork That He Got From A Dork
Is That A Vampire Moose?
...time to run The Doclopedia #3,214 Really, Fred?: Fred Adopts A Dog So, one day, Fred goes off to the local shelter and adopts this medium sized mutt he names Booboo. Booboo was some sort of wire haired terrier mix, maybe with some hound mixed in. He was a sweet little guy and loved Fred. … Continue reading Is That A Vampire Moose?
He Fishes With The Sleepers
...he's weird The Doclopedia #3,213 Strange Bandanas: The Emoji One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… I bought this bandana, which is black with little yellow emoji faces on it, during a bandana buying spree in 2022. I bought about 15 that day. This … Continue reading He Fishes With The Sleepers
Pod People Party
...I'll pass The Doclopedia #3,212 Strange Bandanas: The Blue Leopard Print One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… I think I found this bandana in a thrift store back around 2007. It's one of 4 leopard print bandanas that I own. It looks pretty … Continue reading Pod People Party
Making Magic Under A Half Moon
...it was fun magic The Doclopedia #3,210 Strange Bandanas: The Pink Zebra Striped One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… I got this bandana originally as one of 10 regular black and white zebra striped bandanas. I dyed or tie dyed all 10, and … Continue reading Making Magic Under A Half Moon
Why Dogs Matter
...because they are dogs. DUH! The Doclopedia #3,209 Strange Bandanas: The Superman One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… This is one of several superhero bandanas I own, and it's power is totally a Superman thing. See, while wearing it, if I take off … Continue reading Why Dogs Matter
The Big Moose Had The Juice
...but he seldom used it The Doclopedia #3,208 Important Notes: About The Powersuit Powersuit Test #1 Suit fits well, but needs a bit more padding inside. Climate control is good. Resistance to sustained fire by rifles and handguns is about 85% of optimal. Fix this. Damage done by both lasers and repulsors was better than … Continue reading The Big Moose Had The Juice
The Five Blue Budgies Are Back In Town
...and looking for trouble The Doclopedia #3,207 Important Notes: About The New Guy Boss, I've been keeping an eye on the new guy, Greg, like you asked. Here are my thoughts.He's a good worker, maybe the best on the night shift. He's tough. The other night, Rudy accidentally sideswiped him with a forklift. It would … Continue reading The Five Blue Budgies Are Back In Town
The Golden Hat Of Love
...or maybe lust The Doclopedia #3,206 Important Notes: About The Zeppelin ALERT FOR DOC TEMPEST & TEAM The Red Zeppelin has been sighted 70 miles south of you, near Decatur, Georgia. Scout plane reports many weapons, including the sonic beam weapon. It seems to have some sort of optical capability that sometimes makes it look … Continue reading The Golden Hat Of Love
Six Cats On A Bed
...the fighting starts soon The Doclopedia #3,205 Important Notes: About The Dungeon Here are my notes and thoughts on the Dungeon of 10,000 Screams. When my friends and I ventured there 30 years ago, we got most of the way through the 3rd level before it got really bad. There are at least 2 more … Continue reading Six Cats On A Bed
Making Cakes With The Baker Elves
...fancy cakes The Doclopedia #3,204 Important Notes: About The Bootleggers Sammy, Take Joe and Big Mike with you. Pack heat, just in case. Meet the boat down at the old fishing dock. You should get 8 cases for 80 bucks. If they are running light, just pay for what they have. Don't spend time bullshitting. … Continue reading Making Cakes With The Baker Elves
Right This Way To The Big Fun Room
...it's in the back The Doclopedia #3,203 Important Notes: About The Haunted House “As per your request, we have assembled the notes transmitted by the last three investigating groups. We hope they are helpful.” 1: Knock before you open the front or back doors. 2: Whistling softly seems to calm the invisible spirit in the … Continue reading Right This Way To The Big Fun Room
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