...with sprinkles The Doclopedia #3,254 New Cryptids: Desert Bigfoot Although sightings of bigfoot-like creatures are not rare in the desert southwest, this particular version is, so far, the one least viewed by humans. “Desert Bigfoot”, as it is called, stands out from other sasquatch sightings in a few ways. For one, it has only ever … Continue reading Warm Pudding
Short Stories Of Mad Adventure
...barking mad, mostly The Doclopedia #3,253 New Cryptids: Ol' Stinky From out of the forests of British Columbia come reports of what could be either a huge dog or a very odd bear. Whatever it is, it leaves behind an odor reminiscent of raw sewage and rotten eggs. It has been known to make people … Continue reading Short Stories Of Mad Adventure
I Kissed A Squirrel
...and I liked itThe Doclopedia #3,252 New Cryptids: Ratgirl New Yorkers are no strangers to rats. They can be found all over the city, living off the things we discard and not taking much shit off any other species, including humans. Recently, however, a new rat problem has popped up: Ratgirl. According to the dozens … Continue reading I Kissed A Squirrel
A Family Full Of Mad Scientists
...life gets interesting The Doclopedia #3,251 New Cryptids: Giant Tumbleweed Although tumbleweeds often clump up, sometimes in the hundreds, during periods of high winds, this cryptid is a whole different item. The tumbleweed in question was first sighted by Roger Casey and his cousin, Fred Gibbs, on Ramsey Mine Road, about a mile south of … Continue reading A Family Full Of Mad Scientists
We Needed A Good Lunch
...preferably Chinese The Doclopedia #3,250 New Cryptids: Bug Eyed Man Not all cryptids dwell in small towns or out of the way rural areas. The Bug Eyed Man of Spears Woods is right in the center of the greater Chicagoland urban sprawl. And he doesn't just stick to the woods, either. First sighted on September … Continue reading We Needed A Good Lunch
Mexican Jenny Hides The Stuff
...and then forgot where she hid it The Doclopedia #3,249 Exploring The Dungeon: The Steps Downward If you leave the half finished room via the northern door, you will find yourself on a 10X10 foot landing at the top of a long stairway leading down. Written in blood on the wall are the words “This … Continue reading Mexican Jenny Hides The Stuff
Loud Food
...you can hear it for miles The Doclopedia #3,248 Exploring The Dungeon:The Half Finished Room Regardless of which tunnel/corridor you choose to go down, the doors at the end lead to a 40X40X15 foot room that looks only about half finished. The unfinished parts are still rough rock. There is not much in this room, … Continue reading Loud Food
Weird Tales Of Spicy Adventure
...not a real pulp mag The Doclopedia #3,247 Exploring The Dungeon: The Nest The room containing the nest of Cannibal Halflings is about 15 feet wide, 30 feet long, and 8 feet high. There is precious little in this room aside from the halflings, a 12 foot long table, a few beds made of rags, … Continue reading Weird Tales Of Spicy Adventure
Peach Flapjacks
...yum! The Doclopedia #3,246 Exploring The Dungeon: The Secret Corridor The partially open secret door leads you to a long, narrow corridor. You can only walk down it single file. It is about 180 feet long, and contains three traps. 1: Classic pit trap, but, just beyond it, is another pit trap much better concealed. … Continue reading Peach Flapjacks
Boogoo The New Gnu
...he was young The Doclopedia #3,245 Exploring The Dungeon: The Split You see that these two corridors are still the 12X12 size. The one to the left seems to slope down ever so slightly. The one on the right is level. Both are quite dark, so you'd better have torches or lanterns. The corridor to … Continue reading Boogoo The New Gnu
Uncle Doc Talks To You About Cheese
...he's in favor of it The Doclopedia #3,243 Exploring The Dungeon: The Entrance You are at the entrance to the Dungeon of Jal Goloda. The entrance is carved right in the side of a 150 foot tall cliff, about 30 feet up from ground level. A narrow trail leads up to it.The entrance is 20 … Continue reading Uncle Doc Talks To You About Cheese
Ugly Ants
...so bad looking The Doclopedia #3,242 All You Need Is Glove: The Influencer So now we come to the final glove of our exhibit, The Influencer. Crafted by a coven of Uxtorilan witches, it was wielded to great effect by Princess, and later Queen, Sashonia Mivorna.Commonly referred to as the “Queen of Peace”, she used … Continue reading Ugly Ants
Messing Around With Magic
...and cousin Albert is a baboon The Doclopedia #3,241 All You Need Is Glove: The Holy Blaster Ah yes, the Holy Blaster of Saint Korgan. He is, so far, the only Orc ever raised to sainthood. He's also the reason why nobody has seen a vampire, lich, or greater mummy in the last two centuries. … Continue reading Messing Around With Magic
Bears Live Here
...big ones, with sharp claws The Doclopedia #3,240 All You Need Is Glove: The Mana Battery This glove, which I see some of you recognize, is the Mana Battery. It belonged to Venzida the Most Miraculous, and she was the most powerful wizard of her day, 400 years ago. She was immensely talented, creating dozens … Continue reading Bears Live Here
The Mostly Funny, But Also Mildly Disturbing, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Monkey In A Clown Suit
...co-starring her favorite teacher, Miss Dockenfuster The Doclopedia #3,239 All You Need Is Glove: A Thieve's Best Friend Yes, students, this glove is a bit hard to look at. It starts out appearing white, but the longer you stare at it, the more difficult it is to focus on. Almost as if it is a … Continue reading The Mostly Funny, But Also Mildly Disturbing, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Monkey In A Clown Suit
Mr. Blue Ska
...I'd give it a listen The Doclopedia #3,238 All You Need Is Glove: The Lifestealer Welcome, students, to the Museum of Magical Artifacts, Clothing Section. This week, our featured exhibits are gloves. Yes, Miss Castileer, they are just a single glove instead of a pair. Sometimes, one is all you need. Our first example of … Continue reading Mr. Blue Ska
On A Lonely Road Out In The Boondocks
...California Gothic The Doclopedia #3,237 Things You Will Need: When The Shit Goes Down 1: A fast car. 2: Guns. Plenty of guns. 3: Ammo for those guns. 4: Your bug out bag with the money in it. 5: The map of the back roads to Riverville. 6: The keys to the cabin, which are … Continue reading On A Lonely Road Out In The Boondocks
Jumping Off The Giant Duck
...into the pond The Doclopedia #3,236 Things You Will Need: To Make the Potion 1: Fresh toad skins. Three of them and they'd better be FRESH! 2: Two ounces of demon ichor. 3: A cup of flour. Preferably whole wheat. 4: A live Barbed Worm. A 6 incher should do it. 5: Soil from a … Continue reading Jumping Off The Giant Duck
Doc Tempest VS The Deadly Ladies
...from the July, 1957 issue The Doclopedia #3,235 Things You Will Need: So The Trolls Can't Catch You 1: The polymorph potions that turn you into goats. Trolls think nothing of goats being about. 2: The Wand of Napping, to put the Troll King and his court to sleep while you grab the Eye. 3: … Continue reading Doc Tempest VS The Deadly Ladies
Vegetable Flavored Meat
...no! The Doclopedia #3,234 Things You Will Need: To Steal The Loot 1: A pass into the building as janitors 2: The door code. 97KL422 3: The laser drill for the safe lock. 4: The special bags that block the RF signal. 5: The line to drop the bags down to Belle in the alley. … Continue reading Vegetable Flavored Meat
Onions For Kids
...a fine charity The Doclopedia #3,233 Things You Will Need: To Escape From The Island 1: The scent grenades to distract the Spinosaurus. 2: The bottle of blood to distract the Velociraptors. Pour it in the creek, then toss in the bottle. 3: The flare gun, to let Esteban know you've reached the top of … Continue reading Onions For Kids
Fig Einstein
...replaces fig newtons The Doclopedia #3,232 Things You Will Need: To Get To The Party 1: Helen, because she has a van. 2: The map, so you don't get lost. 3: Lily and Joe loading a bunch of people in their van, to lead the cops off. 4: Some good music on cassette. 5: The … Continue reading Fig Einstein
Acid On Glass
...dangerous The Doclopedia #3,231 Things You Will Need: For The Rescue 1: The Trans Am, with Dave driving it, for the getaway. 2: Lockpicks for that little side gate. 3: A taser for the back door guard. 4: The gas canister, to knock them all out before you go in. 5: A stretcher to carry … Continue reading Acid On Glass
Hot Grog!
...50% alcohol The Doclopedia #3,230 What's Behind Door #3: The King Of Swords! Yes, human, your choice of the third door has won you the King of Swords! You will find that no ordinary sword can defeat it. Surely you shall use it for doing what is good and righteous, like protecting the common folk. … Continue reading Hot Grog!
Muggy Winks Goes South
...for his health The Doclopedia #3,229 What's Behind Door #3: A Year's Supply Of Butt Wax! Congratulations, Maxine, you've won a year's supply of Butt Wax! Large or small, this will shine up them all. You'll never leave home with an unwaxed butt again. Another fine product from Johnson & Wang, makers of Nipple Polish … Continue reading Muggy Winks Goes South
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