...it has a cloaking device WOO HOO! New theme! The Doclopedia #278 Wascally Wobots: C-115/B AKA “Dogbot” In February, 2009, the Yoshimitsu Entertainment Corporation announced that in 2010 it would begin shipping “the cutting edge in robotic pets”, Dogbot. This canine robot would be, the press releases said, “the ultimate pet and the finest robotic … Continue reading Dr. Silkmelon Invents A New Type Of Airship →

...in an unheated car in -10 degree weather BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Behold, Gentle Readers, the final two states! Sweet Dog in Heaven, I will NEVER do a fuckin' theme that long again! Now, I take a day off before starting the next MUCH shorter theme. The Doclopedia #276 Altered (United) States: Wisconsin “The Big Cheese” On August … Continue reading A Cold Night For The California Kid →

...if you find cuteness and cunning to be thrilling Today's Doclopedia post is below. Only two more states to go and then the whole 50 can go up on the website! The Doclopedia #275 Altered (United) States: West Virginia “A State of War” The war between goblins and elves has been raging across West Virginia … Continue reading Thrilling Winkerdog Tales →

...but don't ever talk about it The Doclopedia #274 Altered (United) States: Washington “Welcome To The Future” On the rainy morning of March 19th, 1999, a 400 square mile of Washington state, mostly centered on Seattle, swapped places with the Seattle of March 19th, 2039. Only 7 lives were lost in the swap, although another … Continue reading Go There And Do That →

...from the planet Poultriana The Doclopedia #273 Altered (United) States: Virginia “An Uplifting State” In the year 2110, the Commonwealth of Virginia is America's center for advancing the evolution of other Terran lifeforms. Starting in 2029, the researchers at both the University of Virginia and EvoAdvance Technologies began using genetic manipulation, selective breeding and cybernetics … Continue reading Cool Space Chickens →

...yuck, just yuck The Doclopedia #272 Altered (United) States: Vermont “Love Is In The Air” In 1955, Vermont resident Darlene Hensdale, an avid gardener and award winning rose grower, began working on a new type of rose. If things went well, she would soon have a climbing rose with small flowers in three mixed colors. … Continue reading Iron Chef: Seafood Smoothie Battle →

...first of, they have like, 9 sexes The Doclopedia #271 Altered (United) States: Utah “Crystallized” Scientists know that up until about 700 years ago, a huge area of Utah was covered in salt, including a very large salt lake. At that time, according to legends told by the Native Americans of the area, the “Glowing … Continue reading Young Love Among The Mutants →

...a story for girls and their moms The Doclopedia #270 Altered (United) States: Texas “The Yellow Rose State” The American Civil War ended abruptly 10 months into the fighting when a mysterious plague broke out among Confederate soldiers. In just a few days, soldiers on both sides were dropping dead as the sickness took them. … Continue reading The Otter And Her Daughter →

...a direct to video release WooHoo! Two entries today! Also: it's payday! The Doclopedia #268 Altered (United) States: South Dakota "A Moving State" On no less that 9 alternate United States (2 like ours, 1 post apocalypse, 1 old west, 2 steampunk, 1 modern fantasy, 1 Japan conquered & 1 where apes rule), the State … Continue reading Revenge Of The Mother In Law Of Dracula →

...they bake enormous cookies and take you fun places Hey, y'all, it's Tomorrow's Post Today! The Doclopedia #267 Altered (United) States: South Carolina “A State Of Change” On Earth 222, the State of South Carolina is in a constant state of flux. Every two to four years, the state and everything in it changes. Oddly, … Continue reading Attack Of The Giant Grandmothers →

...including a show for the Queen The Doclopedia #266 Altered (United) States: Rhode Island “The REAL Return Of The King” On May 28th, 1958, Private Elvis Presley, who was undergoing basic training at Fort Hood Army Base in Texas, was injured in an accident that resulted in the amputation of his left leg from the … Continue reading The Flying Spanaducci Sisters Play London →

...Yeah, ok, that's twisted The Doclopedia #265 Altered (United) States: Pennsylvania “The Quarantined State” It's simple: You can't go into Pennsylvania because you'll shrink until you're only 12 inches tall. Actually, the shrinking area doesn't start until you get about 5-10 miles into the state, but it's marked off by a very prominent border. Since … Continue reading Mr. Potato Head Salad →

...costarring her new best friend, Buzzy Markowitz The Doclopedia #264 Altered (United) States: Oregon "A lack of Elf control" There are many dimensions in which the United States is part of a fantasy world, but on Earth 61, there are problems in Oregon. It seems that the elves who live there and make up 30% … Continue reading The Mysterious, Yet Amusing, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Road To Nowhere →

...lemon flavored The Doclopedia #263 Altered (United) States: Oklahoma “Texas? What's a Texas?” The title says it all: On not one or two, but five different Earths, Texas does not exist because it is part of the ginormous State of Oklahoma. Oddly though, all of these Oklahomas exist in very ordinary worlds. There is some … Continue reading Yellow Cupcakes →

...somewhere, a fanboy just keeled over dead Well shit! I'm way behind on Doclopedia posts, so this wekend is gonna be all about catching up again. I'm gonna be very glad when I hit the 365 point, so I can switch to doing just 3 of them per week. For now though, enjoy this one. … Continue reading The Adventures Of Harry Potter, Sparkly Vampire, In Middle Earth: Klingon Terminators Attack! →

...afterwards, we all got the munchies and ate the hell outta fish The Doclopedia #261 Altered (United) States: North Dakota “The Nexus State” On Earth 77, where Kansas is home to 83 portals connecting various places on Earth, the state of North Dakota is home to 255 nexus points that connect Earth to other worlds. … Continue reading I Left No Tern Unstoned →

...we have them on a strictly Republican diet The Doclopedia #260 Altered (United) States: North Carolina “The Hippie State” On Earth 72, the Summer of Love was actually started in 1964 and went on until 1973. the hippie philosophy of peace and love was many times more attractive to young people than it ever was … Continue reading Please Don’t Feed The Cannibals →

...yes, I'm a very bad boy The Doclopedia #259 Altered (United) States: New York “Teslafied!” It's really simple: The Age of Steam came to a screaming halt when Thomas Edison died of a heart attack and Nikola Tesla took over and ushered in the Age of Electricity with hundreds of inventions, primary among them the … Continue reading Tom Waits For No Man →

...he's way different since the therapy The Doclopedia #258 Altered (United) States: New Mexico “The Constant State” No matter what dimensions you might travel to, if there is a United States of America there, you can be sure that New Mexico is pretty much like every other New Mexico. No matter how strange the rest … Continue reading Hulk Channel Anger Into Creative Energy →

...you looked, didn't you? The Doclopedia #257 Altered (United) States: New Jersey “Bedeviled” Shortly after the first white settlers set foot in New Jersey, a terrible creature came out of the forest and killed a few of them. Thus was the legend of the Jersey Devil born. Except, of course, that it wasn't a legend … Continue reading Don’t Look Behind You Or You’ll See The Rat Man →

...well, it said "enter title here" The Doclopedia #255 Altered (United) States: Nevada   "Robostate!"  Two years into the Human/Robot War, the robots, who were winning, made the world an offer they couldn't refuse: Give them a section of each continent that would be entirely theirs and they'd stop fighting. The humans agreed without hesitation. … Continue reading Lord Doc Cross, Savior Of California →