...they are, have been, and will be . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,264 The Alphabet, Name Edition: Malina Malina Greskora, AKA The Red Witch, was an evil witch on Fantasy Earth 834. Actually, she may still be, since her body was never found. The middle child of three sisters, Malina was never as … Continue reading Frogs In The Time Stream
The Kitty Cats Get Crazy!
...crazier than normal . Become a Patron! . A FIST FULL OF PLOT HOOKS MODERN STRANGENESS GENRE Boogie Man Of Broadway Oh, for Christ's sake! Now we've got some psycho killing actors and directors on Broadway in New York. So far, he's done in 2 directors and 3 actors, all of them big names. He's … Continue reading The Kitty Cats Get Crazy!
Lewd Turtles Antagonized My Toad
...he was distraught for days . Become a Patron! . My Town, By Cora Hayes 332 Glass Street: Royal Garden Royal Garden is a fairly middle of the road Chinese restaurant, one of three in town. Hong's down on Cedar Street is better and Happy Dragon over in the Riverside area is a bit worse. … Continue reading Lewd Turtles Antagonized My Toad
Purple Water Pigs
...the pigs are purple, not the water . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary Across The Sea Of Grass Ottersday 2, Roc Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, You would think walking across a vast sea of grass like this would be boring, but it isn't. Here we are, a … Continue reading Purple Water Pigs
The 21 Steps To Becoming A Great Dungeon Master
...step 1: send me $500 for the other 20 steps . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,262 The Alphabet, Female Name Edition: Kleeklee Kleeklee Eeekeeneekaa is a native of Venus in the Earth 221-X universe. In that reality, Venus is a very warm water world, with 95% of the planet covered in ocean. What … Continue reading The 21 Steps To Becoming A Great Dungeon Master
Set Phasers To “Arouse”
...the Klingons hate that . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,260 The Alphabet, Female Name Edition: Ivy . 16 year old Ivy Ellerson, of Red Deer, Alberta, Canada, has been 16 for a while. Like, three years. She was 13,14 &15 for 2 years each and may well be 17 for as long as … Continue reading Set Phasers To “Arouse”
Zesty Pickles
...zesty and exciting . Become a Patron! . A FIST FULL OF PLOT HOOKS MODERN STRANGENESS GENRE Something Big In The Bayou Sunday morning a week ago, three known poachers stumbled out of the swamp near Dulac, Louisiana. A deputy sheriff damn near ran them over. The three of them were beat all to hell … Continue reading Zesty Pickles
Crazy Blonde In A ’48 Ford
...accent on crazy . Become a Patron! . My Town, By Cora Hayes 326 Glass Street: Sal's Tavern Sal's Tavern is exactly the sort of place you think of when you hear the name. It's small, not really well lit, smells of stale beer and old cigar smoke from before the Tobacco Prohibition Amendment, it's … Continue reading Crazy Blonde In A ’48 Ford
Tonight’s Episode: Poisoned Love
...starring Frank Ruger and Sylvia Corn . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary Our Return To Daylight...And Birds Catsday 2, Roc Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, We woke up this morning to two wonderful things. First was the smell of freshly brewed Theskian tea. We have not had it … Continue reading Tonight’s Episode: Poisoned Love
Handsome Joe Gets A New Bed
...it's just right for a puppy. . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,258 The Alphabet, Name Edition: Gail Gail Briggs is an up and coming reporter with WPOG in Mountain City, Michigan on Earth 2-T. She has a nightly viewership of around 100,000 people in a 110 mile wide area. She covers all sorts … Continue reading Handsome Joe Gets A New Bed
The Strange Thing Collector’s Magazine
...in this issue: antique ice trays and glass eyes . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,256 The Alphabet, Female Name Edition: Eve Eve is a 2 year old female black & white Mini-Lop rabbit. She lives in Boulder, Colorado with her mate, Adam and their 5 person human family, the Groves. Eve and Adam … Continue reading The Strange Thing Collector’s Magazine
The Wayward Steer Adventure
...steers can be so stupid . Become a Patron! . A FIST FULL OF PLOT HOOKS MODERN STRANGENESS GENRE Black Eyed Girl Rumors and even videos of Black Eyed Children are common. They seem to be either aliens or demons. However, reports of Black Eyed Adults are very rare. To date, there have been three.But … Continue reading The Wayward Steer Adventure
It’s All Fun And Games Until You Can’t Find Your Underwear And Your Left Shoe
...and her parent's will be home soon . Become a Patron! . My Town, By Cora Hayes 328 Glass Street: The Donerton Building The Donerton Building was built in 1871 and was the tallest building in town. Five stories tall and made of granite, it was the pride of the city. Then the mine closed, … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until You Can’t Find Your Underwear And Your Left Shoe
Uncle Doc Talks To You About Singing To Dogs
...and cats, if they'll listen . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary We Make A Hasty Exit Wolfsday 2, Roc Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, Our time in the side tunnel, with most of us in the Bag of Huge Capacity, lasted for nearly 5 hours. Those Zargoblins do … Continue reading Uncle Doc Talks To You About Singing To Dogs
Mister Porkwaffle And Professor Silkmelon Go Flying
...in a pedal powered airship . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,254 The Alphabet, Female Name Edition: Cam Born into a poor Vietnamese family, 11 year old Cam was about to be married to a 45 year old man when she did the unthinkable by running away. For most girls, that would have meant … Continue reading Mister Porkwaffle And Professor Silkmelon Go Flying
Sponge Party
...don't ask . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,252 The Alphabet, Female Name Edition: Audrey Audrey is a mutant for hire in 2030 Boston on Earth 386-D. Her power is the manipulation of gravity in localized areas. She is most popular as a construction site worker on home building site, but also finds plenty … Continue reading Sponge Party
Module K-1: Assault Upon The Castle Of The Pigeon King
...for characters level 3-5 . Become a Patron! . A FIST FULL OF PLOT HOOKS MODERN STRANGENESS GENRE Spiders, Man Are there really spiders “the size of Shetland Ponies” running around in Creek Valley, Texas? Several witnesses swear to it and a bunch of cattle are missing. A couple of people are unaccounted for, too. … Continue reading Module K-1: Assault Upon The Castle Of The Pigeon King
What It Was, Was A Jelly Fight
...grape jelly was everywhere . Become a Patron! . My Town, By Cora Hayes 330 Glass Street: Glass Street Market Diagonally across the street from my house is the Glass Street Market, the oldest grocer in town. It started off in 1793 as Morgan's Trading Post. Once the first settlers started putting down roots, around … Continue reading What It Was, Was A Jelly Fight
Nothing Here To See
...need to post fast . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary Our Party Encounters The Unexpected Dogsday1, Roc Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, As I write this, we are hiding in a small side tunnel in hopes of avoiding getting eaten by several hundred zargoblins. I shall explain how … Continue reading Nothing Here To See
The Road To The Stairway To The Temple Of Interesting Stuff
...it's a long trip, really . Once again, I change things around. "A Short Lecture" will return someday. . The Doclopedia #2,250 A Tour Of The Magic Bus: Library Let's get this straight right up front: She want's to be called “Library”. Not The Library, or The Librarian, or anything else. Just “Library”. Call her … Continue reading The Road To The Stairway To The Temple Of Interesting Stuff
Chapter 1: In Which Young Dan Leaves The Farm, Goes To London, And Soon Becomes Our Hero
...I can't believe I never did Chapter 1 . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,248 A Tour Of The Magic Bus: The Shoe Room This room is a 60X60 foot room with a 20 foot ceiling and one door. As the name sort of indicates, it is piled high with all sorts and … Continue reading Chapter 1: In Which Young Dan Leaves The Farm, Goes To London, And Soon Becomes Our Hero
Meet Freddy The Spoon
...not a mobster, but an actual spoon . Become a Patron! . A FIST FULL OF PLOT HOOKS MODERN STRANGENESS GENRE Ghost Coasties Things are getting spooky out on the West Coast. Ghost sightings are up 800%! Surfer ghosts, ghostly fishing boats, haunted lumber mills, and spectral tourists on the Space Needle are just a … Continue reading Meet Freddy The Spoon
Wigglin’ & Gigglin’
...and jigglin' . Become a Patron! . My Town, By Cora Hayes 335 Glass Street: Yussef's Boarding House My neighbors to the north are Ibrahim Yussef and his wife, Idrani. They came here back in '09 from Ethiopia and had just enough money to buy the old and rundown Bailey home. They worked odd jobs … Continue reading Wigglin’ & Gigglin’
How I Met Buggerwank Camelpatch
...who played Slikblok Gnomes on the telly . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary We Attempt To Beat The Heat Rabbitsday1, Roc Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, Well, we are underground again and have been for a day and a half. Much like the route through the Wall Mountains, … Continue reading How I Met Buggerwank Camelpatch
Dice Rollin’ Blues
...because of all the damned 1's . A Short Lecture You And Your Cat Let's start this lecture off by saying that if the cat is not yours, you had best either put it back where you found it or wait for a lecture titled “You And The Cat You Stole, You Catnapping Bastard!” Now, … Continue reading Dice Rollin’ Blues
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