...one of Sherlock Holmes trickiest cases The Doclopedia #2,574 Why I Can't Go To Texas Anymore...: The Visit With Grandma Mount Pleasant, TexasWell, diary, my very pleasant week of visiting my grandparents here in this part of Texas has come to an abrupt end. It seems that the young lady that I dallied with on … Continue reading The Adventure Of The Sober Scotsman
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I Need Cheese
...a nice camembert will do The Doclopedia #2,573 Are You Kidding Me?: About The Money FAKE? COUNTERFEIT? ALL OF IT? This is a nightmare. We're on the hook for 50% of that five million. Crocetti is not going to just let us walk away from this. Jesus, we're dead. We can't even pass it, because … Continue reading I Need Cheese
Flower Orcs
...much nicer than the other orcs The Doclopedia #2,572 Are You Kidding Me?: With This Dog You're kidding me, right? If I marry you, the dog comes with you? Annika, that dog is ugly, stupid, and if he moved any less, you could just swap him out for a stuffed toy dog. He's like, 60 … Continue reading Flower Orcs
A Foolish Bit Of Frippery
...or a frippy bit of foolishness The Doclopedia #2,571 Are You Kidding Me?: About What Happened Last Night Oh no, Glynis, please tell me things didn't happen the way I sort of remember them. Tell me I didn't make a complete fool of myself at Tony's wedding. Oh no! The whole bottle? Dancing on a … Continue reading A Foolish Bit Of Frippery
Drums For Bums
...and I don't mean butts The Doclopedia #2,570 Are You Kidding Me?: Again, Chan No, Chan, I'm not believing a word you say. I know when I'm being told bullshit. You are not kidding me. And really, couldn't you come up with a better story? I mean, dead people walking around, killing the living? That's … Continue reading Drums For Bums
Episode #76: The Big Feel Up
...rated PG The Doclopedia #2,569 Are You Kidding Me?: With That Outfit No, really, dude, you look like an idiot. I don't care if it's what Grandpa wore to the high society parties, it makes you look like some doofus out of a silent movie. Everyone is going to laugh at you. I'll be embarrassed … Continue reading Episode #76: The Big Feel Up
Three Fish Who Owe Me Favors
...starting with Mr. Goldfish The Doclopedia #2,568 Are You Kidding Me?: About Eddie Wait, wait wait! Run that by me again, Sanji. You say Eddie is Dog-Man? The same Dog-Man that goes out and fights crime? You have gone nuts, girlfriend. Eddie is a nice guy, but he's no Dog-Man. He's just out there at … Continue reading Three Fish Who Owe Me Favors
Stay Out Of The Woods Today!
...and stay out of the plastics, too The Doclopedia #2,567 Are You Kidding Me?: About That Duck “WHAT? $25,000.00? Are you kidding me, Yuri? You're saying that duck we found was a rare breed and a prize winning exhibition bird? That he got loose and the reward was 25 Gs? Oh no, no no no … Continue reading Stay Out Of The Woods Today!
A Big Bag Full Of Squash
...left on a friend's doorstep The Doclopedia #2,566 Grab Bag!...: City Escape On Earth 1-L, a popular live action roleplaying game is City Escape, in which a group of 3 to 6 people try to get out of a pre-designated area of a city without being caught by the Hunters.. Such areas are never smaller … Continue reading A Big Bag Full Of Squash
The True Story Of How Rudy & Emily Got Rich
...rated R The Doclopedia #2,565 Grab Bag!...: “Big Man” YeeFirst off, the name “Big Man” was no joke. He stood 6'3', weighed 300 pounds and was pretty much made of muscle. He was the main enforcer for the Blue Snake gang in in Shanghai from roughly 1928 until his death in 1936. His personal kill … Continue reading The True Story Of How Rudy & Emily Got Rich
Why Don’t We All Just Dance?
...like, right now The Doclopedia #2,564 Grab Bag!...: Elixir Of Random Effect This elixir is expensive, unpredictable, and in surprisingly high demand. Part of this is due to the fact that the effects of it are never harmful in themselves, and they are always powerful.The exact number and type of effects vary, but on average, … Continue reading Why Don’t We All Just Dance?
Spiffy Stuff Just For You
...but not you, you bastard! The Doclopedia #2,563 Grab Bag!...: The 2022 Crazy Game World CupThe 2022 Crazy Game World Cup took place in the Argentina NHT Sanctuary near Sarmiento. Teams represented North America, South America, Europe, Asia, Africa, Australia, and Oceana. As always, each team played a single match against each of the other … Continue reading Spiffy Stuff Just For You
The Kitty Cats Move To Beverly Hills
...to live among the stars The Doclopedia #2,562 Grab Bag!...: Quincy BearsQuincy Bears were a hot new toy that premiered worldwide in October of 2024 on Earth 3-K. The 3 foot tall colorful teddy bears were actually sophisticated robots designed to play with and protect children. Despite costing $200.00 US, there were 38,000,000 sold by … Continue reading The Kitty Cats Move To Beverly Hills
Pudding For The Pudding God!
...real pudding, not that creamy American shit The Doclopedia #2,561 Grab Bag!...: The Mostly True Tales Of The Time Pirates This is a comic book telling of the many adventures of Captain Blue and his friends as they travel through space, time and other dimensions. It started publication in March of 2023 and was an … Continue reading Pudding For The Pudding God!
On Tonight’s Episode: Doris Gets Chased By A Squirrel
...she hates squirrels The Doclopedia #2,560 Grab Bag!...: Our Menu Slarburgers 9 woodoOur slarburgers are made from freshly gound slar entrails, then seasoned with a delightful mix of herbs. Served on a hot lugu bun, with a side of hib salad.Glorno Tenders 3, 6, or 12 woodoHarvested every day from our glorno tanks, then marinated … Continue reading On Tonight’s Episode: Doris Gets Chased By A Squirrel
This On Left Space Purpose Blank
...I've been drinking with a piano The Doclopedia #2,559 Secrets Revealed!: Who Is Queen Of The Fairies Welcome to our nightly party, human! Have a drink! Take off your shoes and stay a while!Here you go, a nice mug of spring wine. Now, what brings you here? Oh, looking for the fairy queen. Yeah, we … Continue reading This On Left Space Purpose Blank
Varieties Of Common Slimes
...I liked the purple ones The Doclopedia #2,558 Secrets Revealed!: How The Dragon Drandocorinax Escaped DeathWell, he used magic, didn't he? I mean, a bloody army of 5,000 was outside his lair, ready to unleash spell and steel, so he had to escape. He weren't no idiot.So the old boy had this lair with only … Continue reading Varieties Of Common Slimes
The Dancing Elks Go To Federal Prison
...they forgot to pay taxes for 53 years The Doclopedia #2,557 Secrets Revealed!: The Location Of Shandar Khan's Tomb Write this down, foolish mortal. To get to the tomb of that most powerful and evil of wizards, you must first find an entrance to the underground highway of the ancient Gorglins. Yes, the ancestors of … Continue reading The Dancing Elks Go To Federal Prison
Uncle Thing
...our favorite uncle The Doclopedia #2,556 Secrets Revealed!: What Happened On Moon Island You know what? I'm tired of keeping the secret! I've held my tongue for 30 years now and I no longer care if his high and mightyness, Duke Almathor, gets embarrassed. I knew him when he was just a snotty little thug … Continue reading Uncle Thing
Drinking Naughty Tea
...with naked biscuits The Doclopedia #2,555 Secrets Revealed!: Who The Mysterious Avenger Really Was It was my grandfather, Eduardo Gomez Benitez. He was an athletic and educated young man of 22 when he came north and started making money with his string of panaderias, and later mercados.He saw all the crime and injustice in the … Continue reading Drinking Naughty Tea
My Life Among The Tree People
...I climbed a few of them The Doclopedia #2,554 Secrets Revealed!: Why The King Gave Up His Throne Well now, let's just say that not only was he not really cut out to be a king, his younger brother offered him a fortune to abdicate. I heard it was north of 50,000 gold, plus a … Continue reading My Life Among The Tree People
18 Crazy Ladies
...and a standard poodle named Giselle The Doclopedia #2,553 Secrets Revealed!...: Where To Find The Lost Temple Of Plostor First, you'll need a good sized ship. An Eltharnian war galleon would work, but only if you crew it with the best seaman and fighters you can find. In fact, add about 15 to the crew … Continue reading 18 Crazy Ladies
Dogs In Trouble
...named Yoyo & Duke The Doclopedia #2,552 Ordinary Folks: Pete Samkar Pete owns and operates the A1 Body Shop over on Airport Road. He came here 25 years ago from Turkey with his wife, a couple of kids, and assorted family members. The whole family is hard working and usually busy with a dozen other … Continue reading Dogs In Trouble
Mothra VS The Bright Porch Light
...and loses The Doclopedia #2,551 Ordinary Folks: Jo Jongo Jo is a mystery to most folks in town. She moved here a year ago and got a job at the library. On Fridays and Saturdays, she sings with the band over at the Pearl Dance Hall. Her voice is wonderful and she's very popular.Jo's past … Continue reading Mothra VS The Bright Porch Light
How To Make Your DM Cry
...just be an ordinary player The Doclopedia #2,550 Ordinary Folks: Ned Crumplo Ned Crumplo is not a very pleasant person. This was true before he went off to war and got his left leg shot off below the knee, and it's even more true now. Pretty much everything pisses Ned off sooner or later. As … Continue reading How To Make Your DM Cry
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