...not very cursed The Doclopedia #2,549 Ordinary Folks: Bobbie Anne Wickles Bobbie Anne Wickles lives on her family farm about 30 miles outside of town, near the river. She is 13 years old and big for her age at 5' 9” tall. Hard work on the farm has also made her quite strong. Having four … Continue reading Purple Soup
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The Duck That Started It All
...he was a hell of a duck The Doclopedia #2,548 Ordinary Folks: Burt Furmin Good old Burt is a much beloved fellow in town. He's been doing handyman work and carpentry for going on 40 years now. He started out working with his dad, Frank Furmin, back when Furmin Construction build half the houses on … Continue reading The Duck That Started It All
Tales Of Wild Times
...sometimes, really wild The Doclopedia #2,547 Ordinary Folks: Helen Madosino Helen and her husband, Vito, Own and operate the Villa Roma restaurant on Main Street. Vito does the cooking and Helen runs the business. They're both in their early 40's now, with 4 kids from 9 to 16. They live over on the west side … Continue reading Tales Of Wild Times
Dogpunk Days
...with Sasha The Doclopedia #2,546 Ordinary Folks: Spanky Popowitz Spanky Popowitz is a short, chubby young man of 17 years. He has blonde hair that he wears short. His eyes are blue and his skin is very fair. Spanky is a pretty happy teen, with lots of friends. He works 4 hours a day at … Continue reading Dogpunk Days
Thoughts About How To Cook
...not really The Doclopedia #2,545 The Only Way Out: Of Your Curse “How ever did you get a werewolf curse put on you, Roger? A German occultist? Was it Von Herrman? I thought so. You should have avoided him. Terrible chap.Yes, yes, the curse can be lifted, but you won't like it. You'll need to … Continue reading Thoughts About How To Cook
Not In This Issue: Moles, Poles, Holes, or Strolls
...no goals either The Doclopedia #2,543 The Only Way Out: Of This Apartment “Yeah, we're gonna have to go across the rooftops. I know we're 10 floors up, but the cops just walked into the ground floor and I figure we've got less than 15 minutes before they find out we're here. How? They'll knock … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Moles, Poles, Holes, or Strolls
Tarzan Goes To Chicago
...for deep dish pizza The Doclopedia #2,542 The Only Way Out: Of The Sea King's City “Wait! You're saying we have to get in a tight group, let you cast your Bubble spell around us, then just float 1,000 feet up to the surface, get on board the Water Nymph, then sail away before the … Continue reading Tarzan Goes To Chicago
That Time We Had A Party In A Tree
...and nobody got hurt...much The Doclopedia #2,541 The Only Way Out: Of That Castle “Oh yes, your Highness, I'm quite sure. Now that your father has locked down the castle, your only way out is via the sewers, and even then, only through the old sewer lines laid down by your great grandfather when he … Continue reading That Time We Had A Party In A Tree
Doomcrackers!
...tasty with cheese, but DOOM! The Doclopedia #2,540 The Only Way Out: Of Las Vegas “Damn, Jimmy, you've gotten yourself in deep shit now. The outfit has locked Vegas down hard until you get found, and everyone is looking for you. That 200 grand they put on your head has everybody hot.Nah, you're safe here, … Continue reading Doomcrackers!
Root Beer Memories
...especially root beer floats. The Doclopedia #2,539 The Only Way Out: Of This Valley “Ya say ya came in here via a teleport spell? Let me guess, ya got on the wrong end of old Uzera the Miraculous? Yeah, over the years, she's sent 30-40 people here, from farmers to shopkeepers to a prince. She's … Continue reading Root Beer Memories
Pixilated Pickles
...nope, no clue The Doclopedia #2,538 Low Level Superhero Deaths: The Time Detective 40 year old man from Leeds, England, who had the power to go back in time for 1 hour per day. Solved many mysteries. Extremely popular with the press and television news. Got a contract to do “World's Mysteries SOLVED!” How he … Continue reading Pixilated Pickles
The Great Gooey God Saves
...mostly, he saves eyeballs The Doclopedia #2,537 Low Level Superhero Deaths: Water Boy 17 year old hero living in Seattle, Washington. Could turn his body into water, allowing him to get through tights spaces, move rapidly, engulf crooks in his watery form, and be unharmed by most attacks. Popular with most people. How he died: … Continue reading The Great Gooey God Saves
The Rare and Beautiful Crazy Storks Of Potawango Island
...the fly backward The Doclopedia #2,536 Low Level Superhero Deaths: The Stuffie Young woman in Columbus, Ohio, was transformed into a 6 foot tall stuffed bunny. She was unharmed by bullets or most other physical assaults. Everybody loved her, but she longed to be human again. Developed a drinking problem. How she died: Got drunk, … Continue reading The Rare and Beautiful Crazy Storks Of Potawango Island
Raggsy Was A Peculiar Girl
...Sid thought she was an alien The Doclopedia #2,535 Low Level Superhero Deaths: The Blue Cyborg 60% robotic hero from Rome, Italy. Possessed several high tech weapons, enhanced toughness, and many computer based powers. Stayed pretty low key. Had several enemies. Loved and feared by most people. How he died: Shorted out after peeing on … Continue reading Raggsy Was A Peculiar Girl
Jumping The Snark
...as you do The Doclopedia #2,534 Low Level Superhero Deaths: The Amazing Mantis-ManTwenty-something superhero from Los Angeles with the power to turn into a human sized praying mantis. This gave him speed, strength, flight, and enhanced vision. He scared the hell out of most people, despite being a hero. How he died: Cannabilized after a … Continue reading Jumping The Snark
Packing Up 300 Dice
...and that's just for a 3 day convention The Doclopedia #2,533 Low Level Superhero Deaths: CheesewomanMiddle aged superhero from Madison, Wisconsin. An odd hero, but beloved in her home town. Had the ability to transform her body into any variety of cheese. She could then alter her shape. She could also fire cheese curds from … Continue reading Packing Up 300 Dice
Randy Never Trusted Me After The Tree Breathed Down My Neck
...it was a simply mistake, really. The Doclopedia #2,532 Low Level Superhero Deaths: Captain Whoop Ass Colorful and popular superhero in Oakland, California. Possessed enhanced strength, speed, and toughness. Known for his freestyle rapping as he beat up crooks.How he died: Found out he was NOT faster than a speeding bullet. Or 143 of them.
A Dog With A Plan And A Man With A Dog
...the cat had a car waiting The Doclopedia #2,531 You Name It D10 Tables: Places 1: Eugene, Oregon 2: Nice, France3: Hong Kong, China 4: Katy, Texas 5: Aberdeen, Scotland 6: Los Mochis, Mexico 7: Dakar, Senegal 8: Tartu, Estonia 9: Birdsville, Australia 10: Cambria, California
We Do Not Do Deliveries!
...unless they total over $500,000.00 The Doclopedia #2,530 You Name It D10 Tables: Body Parts 1: Left arm 2: Kidneys3: Head 4: Right foot 5: Tongue 6: Left leg 7: Right ear 8: Heart 9: Butt 10: Both pinky fingers
Red Metal Baby Toy In Space
...it's been a long time coming The Doclopedia #2,529 You Name It D10 Tables: Common Items 1: Roll of toilet paper 2: Box of cereal3: Screwdriver, flathead 4: Small purse 5: Pair of socks, men's size 10 6: Bag of potato chips 7: Small flashlight 8: Wool hat 9: Light bulb, 60 watt 10: Road … Continue reading Red Metal Baby Toy In Space
Oh Hell No! The Salad Pixies Are Drunk!
...they've been at the sherry, Martha The Doclopedia #2,528 You Name It D10 Tables: WTF? 1: Chicken wearing a top hat 2: Transmission from a 1950 pickup3: Six slick sticks 4: A bowl of cat food 5: Your mom 6: Small bag of thimbles 7: One pink sneaker 8: Three ounces of olive oil 9: … Continue reading Oh Hell No! The Salad Pixies Are Drunk!
Teasing The Foot Biters
...using big fake feet The Doclopedia #2,527 You Name It D10 Tables: Booze 1: Vodka 2: Beer3: Wine, white 4: Bourbon 5: Wine, red 6: Rum, dark 7: Scotch 8: Gin 9: Tequila 10: Stout
8 Samosas And A Glass Of Tea
...YUM! The Doclopedia #2,526 You Name It D10 Tables: Birds 1: Bush tit 2: Albatross3: California valley quail 4: Magpie 5: Palm Cockatoo 6: Cassowary 7: Night heron 8: Pekin duck 9: Owl 10: Hummingbird
Is This The Seal Life?
...is this just family? The Doclopedia #2,525 You Name It D10 Tables: Food 1: Chili, no beans 2: Blueberry muffin3: Clams, fried 4: Pickled beets 5: Watermelon 6: Cheeseburger 7: Hot dish 8: Biscuits & gravy 9: Potato chips, barbecue 10: Slice of whole wheat bread
Building The Zeppicopter
...narrated by Sir Dorfner Twadloo The Doclopedia #2,524 In Case Of Emergency: Activate This Device INSTRUCTIONS: You are about to activate a sub-quantum disruptor. This will cause everything for 2,000 meters around it to become dislocated from our reality while also interacting with up to 300 other realities. The effects are truly terrifying and may … Continue reading Building The Zeppicopter
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