...fuck those creepy clowns The Doclopedia #2,327 Strange Bandanas: The White & Yellow One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… This bandana is white with streaks of bright yellow. It's quite eyecatching.It also contains the spirit of Eleonora Rial, a 22 year old Mexican … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Crispy Duck, Garden Ponds, Tea, And Clowns
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Secrets Of The Slide Room
...sorry, no naughty ones The Doclopedia #2,326 Loot, Glorious Loot: In A Post Apocalypse Game You avoided the zombies, robots, diseased bikers, mutant geese, and aliens. Now you're back in your safe underground bunker with a big sack full of the following:3 cans of “Doggie Delight” dog food, beef stew flavor A rusted rakeTen 16 … Continue reading Secrets Of The Slide Room
Yoyo And The Adventure Of The Sassy Cat
...very sassy The Doclopedia #2,325 Loot, Glorious Loot: In A Time Travel Game Holy shit! This mission saw you going to 8 countries in 12 different centuries, just to find out that Dr. Senakawa was holed up drunk in a whorehouse in 1960 Osaka. But you did bring home this interesting stuff:A collection of clothing … Continue reading Yoyo And The Adventure Of The Sassy Cat
The Real Fake Story Of Limp Bill, The Lazy Otter
...so damned lazy The Doclopedia #2,324 Loot, Glorious Loot: In A Cartoon Game Well, you never did catch that Foogle Bird in the haunted house, but you had lots of fun! You also managed to swipe a bunch of stuff from those maroons that were running around. Now your Back Pocket bulges with:A big jar … Continue reading The Real Fake Story Of Limp Bill, The Lazy Otter
Batman Is My Co-Pilot
...okay, he's actually the pilotThe Doclopedia #2,323 Loot, Glorious Loot: In A Pirate Game Well, mate, those Spanish dogs put up a proper fight, but in the end, the ones that didn't die are tied up in their own ship's hold. It'll take a fair few hours to go through all the loot, but so … Continue reading Batman Is My Co-Pilot
Take A Little Tit Off The Bop
...no, wait The Doclopedia #2,322 Loot, Glorious Loot: In A Steampunk Game As you narrowly escape from the gigantic land battleship of Count DeVilliers, you and your companions are now in possession of several interesting things. Among them are:The schematics for that enormous war machine A copy of the codebook that DeVilliers agents useSome of … Continue reading Take A Little Tit Off The Bop
Drunken Dingos Bothered My Platypus
...then they laughed at him The Doclopedia #2,321 Loot, Glorious Loot: In A Modern Espionage Game Mars Gordon is dead, his plot to kill billions using space lasers ended. You will soon leave his burning secret lair, but not until you take a few things for the techies at your agency to look over. These … Continue reading Drunken Dingos Bothered My Platypus
The Journey Of A Thousand Entries…
...begins here, actually Hear ye, hear ye! The latest Doclopedia Deathmarch begins now!The Doclopedia #2,320 Loot, Glorious Loot: In A Pulp Adventure Game Inside the Temple of the Snake Goddess, after defeating the evil mastermind known only as Garr, but upon death revealed to be Professor Enright, you find: Roughly 300 gems, mostly diamonds and … Continue reading The Journey Of A Thousand Entries…
Amazing Tales Of Mystical Cowboy Adventures
...not a real pulp magazine . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,319 Traveling Moe: In The Invaded City Traveling Moe is a 4 year old tabby cat who got accidentally sucked through a trans-dimensional portal and has traveled to various realities as his mad scientist human mom tries to get him home. When … Continue reading Amazing Tales Of Mystical Cowboy Adventures
Do The New Thing, Not The Old Thing
...or do your own thing . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,318 Traveling Moe: In The Castle Of Dracula Traveling Moe is a 4 year old tabby cat who got accidentally sucked through a trans-dimensional portal and has traveled to various realities as his mad scientist human mom tries to get him home. Here … Continue reading Do The New Thing, Not The Old Thing
Drunken Crickets Scammed My Millipede
...those bastards! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,317 Traveling Moe: In Steamverse 3Traveling Moe is a 4 year old tabby cat who got accidentally sucked through a trans-dimensional portal and has traveled to various realities as his mad scientist human mom tries to get him home. When Moe popped into Steamverse 3, he … Continue reading Drunken Crickets Scammed My Millipede
Blasted By The Mighty Power Of Love
...and I have not been right in the head since . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,316 A Fantasy Town: Cold Bay Population: 2,000 90% human, 10% dwarves Location: By land, at the northern end of the Old Trade Road. By sea, less than 100 miles from the Great Ice Primary Industries: Fishing, mining … Continue reading Blasted By The Mighty Power Of Love
Demgol: Master Spoon Fighter
...His spoons are razor sharp . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,315 A Fantasy Town: Six CornersPopulation: 8,000 40% human, 30% halfling, 30% assorted others Location: At the intersection of the Queen's Road, Golden Road, and Elvenhomes Road Primary Industries: Hospitality, FarmingLaw Enforcement: Town Guard, Fort DestinyAmenities: 12 taverns, 10 inns, 5 dining halls, … Continue reading Demgol: Master Spoon Fighter
Lost In The Dream Zone Again
...this shit is getting old . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,314 A Fantasy Town: Sturkin Population: 1,500, mostly humans and dwarves Location: In the Round Mountains, at 2,300 ft. elevation Primary Industries: Mining, Apples, Logging Law Enforcement: Fort Sturkin Amenities: 4 taverns, 3 inns, 1 brothel, 1 small hospital, 2 general stores, 2 … Continue reading Lost In The Dream Zone Again
Kimi The Kinkajou’s Kimono
...with a cutout for her tail . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,313 Dungeons On Dillow: A Luxury Dungeon Dillow Estimate: 500,000 gold pieces Rental Estimate: 6,000 gold per month, 10% of acquired loot Year Built: 1487 Square Footage: 290,000 sqft This is a 3 level dungeon for the buyer seeking luxury! Many large … Continue reading Kimi The Kinkajou’s Kimono
The Dame Was Trouble Salad
...with betrayal dressing . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,312 Dungeons On Dillow: Fixer Upper In A Great Area Dillow Estimate: 90,000 gold pieces Rental Estimate: 700 gold per month Year Built: 1012 Square Footage: 50,000 sqft This is a 1 level fixer upper with real potential. The selling price includes a scroll of … Continue reading The Dame Was Trouble Salad
The Gay Of Cthulhu
...a horror story for homophobes . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,311 Dungeons On Dillow: 10 Room Starter Dungeon Sale Price: 150,000 gold pieces Rental Estimate: 1,000 gold per month and a soul Year Built: 1241 Square Footage: 35,000 sqft This is a cute little 10 room dungeon under the ruins of Slagmore Castle. … Continue reading The Gay Of Cthulhu
Cheese Puffs & Scotch
...don't knock it . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,310 Oh No!: Flee From The Skurn! Run, friends, run into the high mountains! Take the Forbidden Pass into the Land of Unbelievers! There is no escape from the Skurn in these lands of the false Churches! Yes, friend, with my own eyes I saw … Continue reading Cheese Puffs & Scotch
The Friendly Fudge Cookie Man
...first cookie is free, kid . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,309 Oh No!: Do Not Fear The Skurn! Citizens of the Great Nation, You are being DECIEVED! Hear now this message from the Most Holy Galvox of the True Church of the Great Creator! Hear it, learn, and OBEY!500 years ago, the lying … Continue reading The Friendly Fudge Cookie Man
Jackie Held The Chicken
...for about 200 miles . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,308 Oh No!: The Skurn Arises! Citizens of the Great Nation, hear this message from the High Holy Twidwit of the Church of the Great Creator! Hear it and OBEY! Be it known that the Skurn is rising from the great Bog of Death! … Continue reading Jackie Held The Chicken
Whipping Things Up In The Word Blender
...sort of a blog smoothie . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,307 Good News & Bad News!: About That House! Good: Yessir, young lady, that house down there on Hatterson Road is just full of stuff, an' been that way since way before the Civil War. Back then, my Grandpap was a young man … Continue reading Whipping Things Up In The Word Blender
The Mysterious Adventure Of The Dancing Gorilla
...she was dancing to a violin concerto . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,306 Good News & Bad News!: About The Ring You Found! Good: That is a magic ring, for sure. Divination spells have determined that it's a Ring Of Superiority In Battle, which is pretty much right up your street, young sir. … Continue reading The Mysterious Adventure Of The Dancing Gorilla
Hug Con 2021
...THIS SHOULD HAPPEN! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,305 Good News & Bad News!: About All Those Geese! Good: Okay, okay, everybody calm down! I'm back, and as you can see, I'm unhurt. I didn't see a single goose between Lanesville and here. Not a one! It looks like they've left this area. … Continue reading Hug Con 2021
Sponge Gun Battle
...it's very hard to get hurt . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,304 Meet The Trolls: Invix Invix is the son of Skalla and Orvix and he is that truly rarest of things: a Troll that can channel mana and so, cast spells. In fact, Invix is well on his way to becoming the … Continue reading Sponge Gun Battle
The Rare And Beautiful Yellow Tonguefish Of Potawango Island
...dude, that tongue! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,303 Meet The Trolls: Ovrix Ovrix is a pretty standard male Red Troll. He stands 7' tall and weighs 395 pounds. Like most adult trolls, he is covered in scars from wounds taken in battle. While not actually stupid, he is no genius. This is … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Yellow Tonguefish Of Potawango Island
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